o Ones POV

To an average on looker, the scene would not hold any suspicions. Lilac was introducing Natalie and Phoenix, not realizing that Natalie was looking at him, as if she might faint in love. Jonah was attempting (and failing) to teach Dan and Hamilton how to beat box, Amy and Sinead were talking about umm, something, Ian was looking at Amy like a lovesick stalker, and the two sets of twins were talking about the two things they agreed on. Pie, (or was it Pi?) and how they wish Obama would resign already.

The thing was, no one was trying to kill each other.

Until the animals came in.

Without warning, the ground started to shake. Amy was the first to notice this. She also noticed another crucial thing.

"Has anyone seen Dan?"

"He left a half hour ago, sayin' something about a zoo." Hamilton replied.

Suddenly, the doors sprang open. Then, a humongous herd of bears, snakes, wolves, doves, and a random guy dressed like a dragon, with Dan on his back barged in.

(Insert loudest scream ever)

Nellie's POV

"Fiske, you cannot expect to go another hour without someone trying to kill a fellow Cahill!" Nellie said.

"Nellie, it is not going to..."

(Insert loudest scream ever."

"Never mind."

Lilac's POV

Oh, Phoenix. The name is stuck in my head. I made a mad dash to my room, and... Oh! Didn't see you there! Well, this is awkward. Now that you all know my minor secret, you can not tell anyone! After all, Natalie has something for him. She thinks I'm so blind? Well,(sniffle) at leaat I can write a song about my feelings.

"I knew that I loved you,

The minute you walked into the door.

But came another, in flying colors.

She took you away, before I could even say...

This is gonna be a bit awkward,

But you deserve to know the truth.

I truly, sincerely, love you to the core."

Even though I can break the fourth wall, you can't see that I'm crying my heart out.

"Yo, L Dawg? What's up and over with that there song?"

Oh, great. The heartbreaker's older cousin.

"Hey, Jonah. My heart. That is what's up and over. Ripped from my chest."

"So, why'd you write it?"

Jonah, well, I trust him. Even though,

"Ok, you have to Pinkie Promise not to tell anyone."

Another thing. Jonah has this secret of Liking My Little Pony, but he keeps that a secret. So that's how he knew the little chant.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

Well, that's my cue. I took a deep breaths, then,

"I have this crazy confusing crush on Phoenix. But Natalie obviously likes him to, and Phoenix, like every boy, just falls for her. Even though Phoenix is younger than her, it just makes a huge Rarity- Trenderhoof- Applejack- Spike relationship! Even though she probably only likes what she sees, ans she just sees his amazingly, natural good looks!"

"Yo, little L, how bout we go downstairs for some caramelized marshmallows and water with an unnecessary amount of sugar in them."

Wait, how did he know that that is my favorite food?!

Jonah's POV

After Lilacs mad dash to her room, we all heard what sounded like a keytar.

"Oh no." Amy and Dan said simultaneously.

"What's oh no?" Reagan asked.

"You see, Lilac plays out her emotions on her instruments. When she's happy, she plays the piano, overjoyed, guitar, and depressed is the guitarkey." Dan responded.

"You mean, a keytar." Amy finished.

"I can go talk to her." I volunteered. When I got upstairs, I heard the most depressing song beeing played on that keytar of hers. I went inside, only to find out she has a crush on Phoenix. Yowesa.

Ian's POV

There. While everyone is distracted.

"Amy, can I speak to you in the parlor?"

"Umm.. sure?" She replied uneasily.

When we got to the Parlor, I just let it out.

"Amy, this is going to sound stupid and all, but I'm sorry for everything I have done to you every since we've known each other. I've been wanting to say this for a while, but I love you. I don't expect the feeling to be mutual, but even so, would you go to the Cahill Ball with me?"

I was expecting a scoff, or a slap on the face. But instead, I got a yes.

"Ehm.."

There at the doorway where Jonah and Lilac, holding plate of caramel covered marshmallows and a glass of liquid sugar.

"We'll just be going" Jonah said, while dragging Lilac, who looked like she would be scared for life. Amy started blushing an unnatural shade of deep red. When the other two left, I stupidly asked,

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