Disclaimer: So, unfortunately, we don't own Percy Jackson, which is what this is... loosely based off of.
"Holy guacamole! Troy, that had to be one the best ideas. Ever," laughed Sam, still giggling from The Wal-Mart Pranks. "I know," smirked Troy. "So… What are we gonna do now?" asked Rjay. "Duh! We're gonna get you and Lex together! Woooo!" said Gel. "Yeah, totally!" yelled Sam. "No. Way. Max, help!" said Lex. "Uh-uh, you're in this alone, sister. Maybe your boyfriend can help you."
"SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR PUNY LITTLE MINDS!" yelled Rjay. Everyone blinked in shock. "Whoa, I think he's finally snapped," muttered Terra. "I agree," said Sam and Troy. "Wait a second! I know where the mansions Valium is! Let's have some evil, twisted fun," said Sam, rather darkly, with an evil grin on her face. Tallie smirked. Troy narrowed her eyes. "Wait a sec, that would be mean. Let's do it."
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"Gigi, move aside. We need the Valium," said Terra. "No way! That is mean and twisted and sick… Can I join in the fun?" Sam giggled. "Of course! But you need to help us think of some stuff to ask Rjay." Gigi nodded. "Okay, here's what's gonna happen…"
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It was dinner time at the mansion, and everyone except Lex and Rjay was in on the plan. Everyone had quickly sat in the seats, leaving two seats next to each other free, for Lex and Rjay of course. "Oh, man! Guys, come on. This is mean!" Everyone grinned. "We know. That's why it's funny!" Rjay groaned. "Lex, guess we have to sit down." Sam grinned and rubbed her hands together. "Here comes the fun part…"
1 hour later
"This house is just so… big, y'know? And the lights are so pretty…" said Rjay, in a cloud of Valium induced daze. Everyone except Lex was huddled around the bowling alley floor, where Rjay was sprawled. Sam had snuck some Valium into his strawberry smoothie. Lex walked in. "Where is everybody… Rjay! What did you do?" Snickers all around. "Why, Lex, you worried about your boyfriend?" snickered Tallie. "Shawty! There you are. I was waiting for you. I have a secret to tell you. But you can't tell Troy or Sam, shhhh!" Lex sighed. "It's Valium, isn't it?" "Yup! Now shush, I wanna hear this big secret I'm not supposed to hear," whispered Max. "You gotta promise, Shawty! They can't know, otherwise they'll laugh at me forever. Oooh, sparkles!" said Rjay, whimsicvally. Lex looked at the others. Everyone nodded enthusiastically. "Fine, DK, I promise. Now… spill!"
"Well, okay. I stole their phones! Then I looked through their contacts, and I texted Kyle and Toby, shhh! And I said mean things to them! And they replied and Toby was all like 'If that's what you think, then maybe we shouldn't be together.' It was a prank, the best one ever. Don't ya think?" Lex was shocked. "Rjay! That's mean!" Rjay giggled. "But it's so funny! Hey, guess what? I like SHAWTY. Shhh, don't tell Lexi!" Tallie, Gel and Gigi were heard behind them laughing their heads off. Max and Terra slapped hands and yelled "I knew it! I knew it! Haha, we were right!" Troy and Sam stared at each other. Sam's bottom lip was quivering. "Toby! He probably hates me now! I'm gonna kill Rjay! Grrrrrr!" Lex grabbed her shoulder. "Sam, it's not fair. He is under Valium." Sam growled. "Fine, but I'm gonna go call Toby. He's still gonna be annoyed that I'm living in a house with a guy, but… it's better than having my boyfriend hate me." Rjay giggled. "Hi, Sam! I hope you didn't hear the secret before. It was about you and Toby! Teehee, I have toes. Little fat toes. They go squishy-squashy. Toes!"
Troy gave him a quick slap. "Oh, shut up." Rjay nodded. Troy was indifferent. She had broken up with Kyle a little while ago. Rjay was a bit stuck in the times. Tallie giggled. "Anyway… RJAY LIKES LEX!" Everyone grinned and stared at Lex. "What?" Sam smirked. "Well? D'you like him back?" Choruses of "Yeah, Rex!" and "Dark Shawty!" were heard from Gel and Gigi. "Terra, make them stop!" said Lex. "No… way… jose…" spluttered Terra, who was rolling around on the ground, clutching her sides. Troy's face had gone red from laughing too much. "I do not like Rjay, never in a million years!" Rjay whimpered. "Lexi… doesn't like me?" Lex's eyes widened. "Of course… he is still here, isn't he?" Tallie nodded. "I'm afraid so." Max and Sam sidled up to the group. "So… we noticed there is a pool here. Wanna go christen it?" they yelled. "Of course! We'll check on him later," Gigi agreed. "Then let's go!" yelled Gel.
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"Oh my gods, the pool is so awesome!" yelled Max. "I know right? Especially that cool slide thing with the thing and the other thing!" yelled Terra in reply. "I liked the movie pool," said Sam, Gel and Lex. "Haha, Logan Lerman is SO hot. Agree?" Everyone screamed back. "YES!" And then everyone stopped. It had happened.
The Valium had worn off. "How DARE you guys! What did I tell you that could be embarrassing or painful to me in any way?" Sam snarled. "You. Texted. Toby." Rjay reddened. "Uh, next!" Tallie snickered. "You said you had squishy-squashy toes." Max giggled. "You also said... drum roll please! YOU LIKE LEX!" Everyone except Rex laughed. Rjay and Lex blushed. "Um, ooh! Look, it's my bedroom. Bye! Goodnight!" Rjay escaped to his bedroom.
"Well, today was interesting..."
And they all went to sleep into the sunset.
Ahahaha, sorry R and L. I couldn't resist.
Sam xx
