Akai here! Marlo's (Corvin's) chapter two was awesome, no?
I'm all done with chapter three. Hope you all enjoy reading as much as i enjoyed writing this. I think it's super funny.
I must put a warning however. There is some lemon flavored goodness in this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. Etc. Etc.
Gaara went through his morning business in his usual fashion when he heard a knock at his door. "What?" he asked not facing the door. If it was his dad he would have just barged in saying something rude. So he knew it was Temari coming to ask something. "Gaara, I need your assistance" she said leading him to her room and pointing at her computer.
"What in blazes does that say?"
He leaned over the computer examining the phrase in Kankuro's email.
GHE-HETOE FABEWLUS
"The hell? Oh… OH! It says ghetto fabulous" he said with a nod then he paused. "Oh lord… I'm mad I could read that" Temari laughed and sat at her desk. "Yeah. I'm gonna go hang myself now" Gaara said turning and mumbling to himself about the world ending soon.
Then he turned back "wait… An email from Kankuro" he said calmly pushing Temari out of the seat and reading over it.
Greetings and salutations my dearest siblings,
I'm currently in a town… I don't know its name. But it's nice. Not hot like where you poor folk reside. Bwua ha ha. Anyway. Things go well. Touring is awesome. Being in a band is awesome. Getting all the ladeh's is awesome. You guy's are totally missing out and I laugh at your misfortune.
Now that I'm done shoving this in your faces.
Temari: How are things with that Shika guy? ZOMG DON'T GET PREGGERS!
Gaara: You need to get laid. DON'T KILL ME! No. But seriously. Get laid.
Much love,
Your brother, Kankuro, who you will surely kill upon seeing again.
Gaara glared at the screen. Kankuro enjoyed playing the fuck with Gaara game. Which is a game that Gaara doesn't like playing. He stepped over his sister who was still on the floor being dramatic and went to catch the bus.
Of course the kids on the bus were smart, they didn't play the let's fuck with Gaara game. On the way to the main entrance he spotted the guy he'd pushed into a car window the previous day and smirked. That huge nose-cast was going to put a nice big hole in his social calendar. How wonderful!
The kids in the hallway knew better then to play the let's fuck with Gaara game. The kids in his first period class knew better. Today was going to be ok. People feared Gaara. They didn't play games he couldn't win. But then he saw Sasuke still wasn't in school. Then he remembered he was being stalked.
That's when he spotted a rose and a note on his desk and the pale-eyed suitor giving him a smirk as he took his seat. He opened the note with a sigh. 'Blah, blah, blah, I'm not a poet. But we should go out.'
Gaara paused, read the note over looked up at Neji. Read the note over, looked at the rose. Read the note over and finally picked the rose up sniffed it and bit all the petals off in one smooth chomp. He looked over at Neji as he chewed on his love gift. Swallowed, smiled evilly at the boy whose jaw had dropped and pulled his book out to continue reading.
Yeah. Today was going to be ok.
After first period Neji didn't bother following Gaara. He had… he had! Neji didn't even want to think about it. How could he do such a thing to his gift of love? It was like he ate his HEART. Stole his very pulse… well… that could work if he HAD a pulse in the first place. But he'd kicked Neji's pride in the private region and that wasn't very nice.
He was going to have to actually work for this one. His wonderfully good looks and charm alone wouldn't be enough for this red haired beauty. No, he had to come up with a good plan. Sabaku no Gaara would be his…
"YOU!" screamed someone from down the hallway causing Neji to turn and raise a brow. Who dared interrupt his scheming? "YOU HAVE CONQURED THE HEARTS OF MANY BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS IN A SHORT TIME, I BEG THAT YOU TEACH ME YOUR SECRET SO I MAY WIN THE HEART OF SAKURA-SAN!" Rock Lee that's who!
"…um" Neji said while his eye twitched. This guy was a carbon copy of his first period teacher, Gai-Sensei. That hair cut… those… those eyebrows! "God help me" he muttered a look of fear spreading across his face. This kid needed a serious readjustment. What was with those green tights?
Neji paused and contemplated things. Why should he help this weirdo with the scary eyebrows? He had things to plan, red heads to rape, bitches that needed to get put in their place. Oh yeah, he hadn't forgotten that whole lock him up in a crypt for a few decades thing. Itachi and his little pets were going to pay for that one.
He looked over the weird boy considering how he could use him then a light bulb went off in his head. "I will teach you my ways, young grasshopper… but I need a favor" he added with a smirk. Lee nodded while tears of gratefulness streamed down his face.
"ANYTHING!"
"Follow me" Neji said leading the boy to the boy's locker room. When he was sure no one else was around he pounced on Lee taking a mental note never to get on this boy's bad side. He sure could throw a punch! A few moments of struggling later Neji stood and observed his work. "Nice" he whispered circling his new creation. "Very nice…"
Starting from the top: Lee's hair was now spiked in strange angles looking dangerously pointy; Neji's note to self: Never got head-butted by this kid. Next: Neji was unfortunately unable to do anything about the boy's eye brows… the huge masses of certain doom would remain as such. Clothing: Yum, leather. Neji's not to self: leather makes everything better. Make Gaara wear tight leather pants.
"This will help me win Sakura's love?"
"Certainly"
"THANK YOU NEJI-KUN!" the boy bellowed causing Neji to rub his ear. That eardrum had certainly ruptured. It was good to be undead else he'd be deaf he mused. "Now about that favor…"
Gaara let out a sigh of relief. He had finally managed to make it to his locker without that pale-eyed bastard harassing him. All was right with the world. "GAARA-KUN!" 'Spoke too soon' he thought to himself letting his forehead crash into his locker. "What.Is.It?" he asked through gritted teeth. "Gai-Sensei wants you to go to the auditorium right now!"
He looked up at Lee and raised a nonexistent brow. What was up with that new spiked hair and the leather duds? If he were any other person he would have inquired as to why the sudden change, but he wasn't any other person. Sabaku no Gaara was not concerned with the personal lives of his peers. "Why?" he asked.
"He didn't tell me, but he say's it's important"
Gaara rubbed at the red spot on his forehead. Lee wasn't one to lie. And if Gai really did want him in the auditorium it meant trouble. To go or not go, that was the question? Go and face one of Gai's weird "youthful experiences" such as moving heavy objects for a play. Or not to go and face Gai's wrath in the form of failing… no, he couldn't fail a class in his senior year. That would mean summer school… that would mean a few more months of dealing with the kazekage.
"…Fine" he said turning and heading to the auditorium.
When Gaara was out of sight Lee fell to floor dramatically, lying was just not in his vocabulary. But it had been for a good cause! He was helping his newly acquired friend enjoy his youth. And according to Neji he was tricking Gaara into seeing him because he had a huge surprise for the red head. "It must be his birthday or something!" Lee decided smiling to himself.
On the way to the auditorium Gaara was faced with many obstacles. There was a hoard of Neji fangirls that tried to glare him into oblivion. Of course, one threatening glance and they shrunk away. Then there was an unusually happy boy that Gaara had to trip causing the boy to slam into a locker. There was a terrible crunch that Gaara assumed was the sound of the boy's nose breaking.
He smirked and continued on his way, but halfway there he spotted Gai-Sensei. He walked over to him and opened his mouth but before he could say anything he felt a sharp pain at the back of his head and then darkness. "WHY LEE, WHY DID YOU JUST KNOCK OUT YOUR FELLOW CLASSMATE?" Gai bellowed.
"FORGIVE ME GAI-SENSEI! IT IS GAARA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY AND NEJI IS ATTEMPTING TO SURPRISE HIM. I CAN NOT LET THE SURPRISE BE RUINED!"
"WHY THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL, I SHALL HELP YOU DELIVER GAARA TO HIS DESTINATION!"
"WHY THANK YOU GAI-SENSEI!"
And they bounced off with Gaara over Gai's shoulder.
When he came to Gaara was in the auditorium tied to a chair. "What is this? The let's torture Gaara game?" he asked no one in particular. This was supposed to be a good day! This was supposed to be another day of the let's avoid Gaara's wrath game. Why did everyone want to invoke his wrath today?
"More like the let's steal Gaara's virginity game" Neji said smirking at the small boy. Gaara scowled and swung his legs up and on each side of Neji's head twisting so his neck snapped. Neji readjusted his neck and laughed at the look on Gaara's face when his bones could be heard re-growing.
"I don't like this game… I like other games… you know… the ones where I win" Gaara said looking at the pale-eyed man before him, wide eyed. "Well that's going to be a problem since I enjoy playing games that I win" Neji said taking a seat on Gaara's lap.
"Hm. Let's see… where to begin where to begin?" he asked himself running a cold finger down Gaara's smooth face. "All of you remains so unexplored!" he said in a fashion that reminded Gaara of a younger Kankuro when he got a new toy and just had to break it apart. Wait! No! Bad comparison! Gaara did NOT want to be broken apart by this wanna be vampire freak.
Wait… he wasn't even a wanna be vampire freak. He was the fucking undead. Gaara had no stakes, garlic, no holy water. He was going to be raped… plain and simple. His thoughts were interrupted when Neji stood from his lap pulling him off the chair and onto the floor with ease.
Gaara would much prefer being back on that chair… now he was on his knees in front of a very angry dead guy. The only thing in his range of vision was that… "Holy shit it's huge" he said with an eye twitch. Neji smirked at this and pulled his length out. "Well, since you enjoy eating my gifts of love…" he said satisfied by his love interest's glare.
The red head looked over it lost in thought and then he placed his mouth over the tip and bit as hard as he could. Neji just laughed and grabbed the back of Gaara's head yanking him forward so he would suck. He heard Gaara say something inaudible and sighed pulling his head away. "What was that?"
"Doesn't that fucking hurt?"
"Nope. It was rather enjoyable" he said laughing again.
-Later that night-
Gaara lay huddled in a mass of blankets. His cheeks were red and the rings around his eyes were darker. He sneezed when Temari handed him a steaming mug of he didn't care what it was as long as it was hot. "I don't think I've ever seen you sick…" she said touching his forehead. SNEEZE.
"Fucking Hyuga…"
"You sure it wasn't in your head?"
"I KILLED him Temari"
"And then he raped you?"
SNEEZE "Yes"
"…after you killed him?"
"Oh my god! Is it considered necrophilia if you were raped by the dead thing?" he asked suddenly causing Temari to bite back a laugh. "I think you need to sleep. Why do you never take the sleeping pills I get for you?"
"I don't want a repeat of the last time" he said shooting her a glare.
-Meanwhile-
Itachi crawled out of bed slowly trying his best not to wake his lover. Orochimaru was a tangle of limbs and velvet sheets. He was sprawled out on his stomach, face buried in his pillow. He was just so beautiful when he slept… Itachi thought to himself before he pulled his eyes away to gaze out his window. A full moon… they always reminded the Uchiha of that night…
Two centuries. That's how long the Hyuga family had been in charge. Most of the vampire community didn't mind this. That is, until a Hyuga leader had twins… There was Hyuga Hiashi and Hyuga Hizashi, Both of equal strength, both respectable members of the Hyuga clan. Hiashi went on to have a daughter, Hinata while Hizashi had a son, Neji.
When their father died Hiashi took his place. All was fine with the world until Neji showed great promise. He was showing signs of being the most powerful Hyuga of the next generation at a very young age. But he was bound by a curse to serve Hinata, who would become the next leader.
There was a silent agreement among most that Neji should become the next leader, having someone like Hinata running the show… that was appalling. Years of selective breeding would be ruined in a few decades under Hinata's rule.
Later when Hizashi was given over to werewolves for a treaty the situation worsened and one Uchiha would not allow vampires to be a laughing stock. That's when he devised his plan.
Itachi's thoughts were interrupted when he felt strong arms wrap around his waist. "Come to bed, koi…" he glanced at the moon once more before climbing into the bed to be lost in a tangle of limbs, velvet and sweat.
Hope you all enjoyed it!
Ohoh and for our faithful readers: I'm going to write one more chapter for each of my other incomplete fics and end them. I'll be writing a series of oneshots that will be posted on May 9th. It's Marlo's (Corvin's) birthday present.
Oh, and Marlo may be starting a fic called CinderSand that she's been contemplating doing for a while.
So be sure to keep an eye out for the end of two fics, the beginning of one fic, and a series of oneshots within the next few weeks.
