Joker pulled out a gun and began shooting at the dark knight fallowing him with robotic aim as he grappled among the gargoyles. Robin jumped out of a grate in the floor and snuck his way up to bomb. Joker lost track of the big bat and placed another round in the clip. "Where are you batsy!?" He asked aiming at the gargoyles.

Out of the darkness batman flew down straight into the joker kicking him in the chest and pinning him to the ground. Joker aimed the gun at the batmans face but swiftly received a punch in the nose that left him bleeding and giggling. Batman kicked the gun across the room.

Robin had exposed the wiring of the bomb and was carefully attempting to stop it. As joker laid there in the fetal position seemingly cringing in pain while he bled out onto the floor batman approached him. Oh the joy of the fun how nice it was to have your other half come and complete your little party. If he had truly only wanted to level the ice berg lounge and blow up the city up he would have done it much sooner.

Moments like these filled him with satisfaction. Joker pulled out a hand made detonator out from his jacked and pressed the button. As robin worked on the bomb suddenly it activated and began counting down from 10 minutes. "Shit" Robin said as the screen lit up in his face. "Oh dear God" The mayor panted still hanging upside down. With wide eyes Cobblepot got up still tied up and began to waddle away. "What have you done!?" Batman growled grabbing the detonator.

batman was cracked over the head with a heavy piece of metal and fell to the ground with a grunt. Joker looked up at the figure standing over him "Harley?" Joker grinned. "Miss me?" The blonde asked skipping over batmans body gun in hand taking hold of jokers hand and lifting him up to his feet.

"How did you escape from Arkham?" The clown prince smiled playing with the ends of her pigtails. " Batman sprung me so I could find you. Had me all locked up in his bad old car too." She said cuddling up to her man. Batman looked at the pair and growled not to long ago this nut was riding him like a horse.

Joker pulled out a gun and pointed it at batman as he began to get up. "Its been fun" the clown smiled. Batman braced himself for the impact of the bullet. In one move he aimed the gun else where and took fire shooting robin in the torso. He grinded his teeth as he fell to the floor holding his side. As small amount of blood dripping out from the newly formed hole in his armor.

"Robin!" Batman yelled. "Aw shut up" Harley complained shooting batman in the leg. Joker smiled at his gal giving batman what for. He pulled out his phone and made a call suddenly a helicopter burst through the glass ceiling lowering a ladder to the joker. "Come on baby we'll get to a safe altitude, then watch the fireworks" Joker said caressing his little harlequin.

The look of them together made the dark knight sick. "It's lucky you were here countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up" batman said. Harley was dumb founded by his words and looked on to her pale lover "You were gonna come back for me right puddin?" She asked.

Joker gave her a crooked smile and lies through his teeth " Of course, pumpkin pie... It's just that er well-" Batman looked off into the distance. Robin was hunched over working on the bomb still trying to disarm it. He looked back to the wayward couple and played to there weaknesses. "Don't forget ivy." batman reminded quin.

Joker shot batman his death glare for opening up his trap. Harleys eyes went wide and she yanked the clown prince by the purple lapels of his jacket. "We can't leave ivy!" she said shaking his madly. Joker bit his lip and cocked back his hand and slapped the woman off her feet. He grabbed the ladder and looked up signaling the pilot.

Harley landed next to the bat and opened her eyes to see him staring at her with anger and disgust. "You know bats I got a crazy idea Mr.J. May not be the guy for me after all." She smiled tears in her eyes from the slap as she helped batman to his feet.
Joker took his leave as the helicopter began to rise. "Bye bye batsy!" He said smiling and waving at the pair. Batman pulled out a batarang and threw it at the bastard. It sliced right into his hand. He screamed and fell back twisting his leg into the rope ladder leaving him to dangle upside down. "Are you out of your mind!?" The clown screamed pulling the batarang out of his hand.

"Got it" Robin said cutting a wire disarming the bomb. "Hes getting away!" The mayor yelled out. "No hes not" Harley growled pulling out her gun. "Harley dont!" Batman yelled. She let off her bullets and watched as the joker began swinging around like a rattle snake trying to dodge the bullets. Harley had aimed at the ladder and shot it down sending the joker falling down.

He laid there groaning his legs at the very least were broken. Batman smiled on the inside although the stone faced facade couldnt show it he was relieved at least this time gotham would be free for at least 3 months til the jokers legs would heal. Harley and batman both stood and looked at each other. She hadnt killed joker and she stood there calm and collect.

"I guess you were right" batman said. "I was?" She question confuses "About what?" Batman gave her the ever so slightest smile "Enjoy the good times" he said. She smiled a gleam of the normal person she once was shone through in this moment. Robin elbowed her in the head knocking her out. "Crazy bitch" Robin said handcuffing her. batman stared at him wide eyed. "What?" robin asked not knowing what he did wrong.

"Oh puddin im sorry" she said rubbing her breasts in his face. Joker laid there in bed his legs in casts and hand stitched up wrapped in gauze. Harley snuggled up to him and ran her fingers through his hair. He growled with a look of fire at her. "Relax baby" she said pushing the button on his drip giving him more pain medicine... his growl turned into a deep hum as she worked her hand down lower into his pants while he sat back and let the medicine hit him and wash away all the anger.
"Seems like there back to normal" The commissioner said looking through the two way glass. "You were worried?" He asked the shadow standing behind him. "Just checking up" Batman said.