Century Sleepover

CLIFFHANGER OVER!!! WOO!

Naruto: Finally, we've been playing this stupid game forever.

Sakura: It's paddleball, it's not that hard, Naruto.

Naruto: Yeah, but it's annoying, I can't seem to get it right…

Sasuke: That's because you're a moron, ya moron.

Kiba: Before we get into calling names, can we get to the story please?

Me: Yes, that'll do. Remember, I don't own Naruto! And! I would've had this in earlier, but I went to a party before I could get this submitted so, sorry 'bout that. I shall submit it immediately!

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We last left our heroes in the forest, meeting up with Kiba, Hinata, and Shino, who had transformed into their Jounin squad leaders to get away from Tsunade's deadly sleepover. We resume with our story.

"So, what now?" Kiba asked.

"I say we head to the sand village 'till this whole thing blows over," Naruto replied.

"If we do that, we'll be counted as missin nin, and they'll send search parties after us," Sasuke replied coldly.

"Not to mention the sand is kinda far away." Sakura added.

"And the Jounin teachers are coming to get us," Shino said. Everyone looked at Shino. "What? Didn't I tell you this last chapter?" They nodded their heads. "Oh, well, they should be here in about…now." The six genin looked behind them to see Kakashi and Kurenai leaning against the trunk of tree. They knew they were discovered so they started to walk toward them.

"Yo," Kakashi said coolly as he held his hand up. "Well, under orders, we have to take you back now, so let's get a move on." The genin teams looked to each other for a second, then nodded as if in agreement. They turned to the Jounin teachers.

"Well, we'll go back, on one condition," Sasuke demanded. Kakashi raised his eyebrow.

"Which is?" He asked.

"You gotta catch us first!" Naruto yelled. Suddenly, all 6 genins poofed away in a puff of smoke.

"Crap, shadow clones," Kakashi said, moving his headband back to reveal his Sharigan eye. "They're not here, but they didn't get far."

"Well, then let's get a move on," Kurenai said, already at the top of the tree.

Team Gai!

Tenten, Neji, and Rock Lee were frantically bouncing from tree to tree for their lives. Eventually, they stopped in a dirt clearing.

"So…what…do we…do?" Tenten asked between breaths. They were all out of breath from bouncing for the longest time through the forest.

"I have an idea," Lee spoke up. "You know how Gai-sensei is easily distracted, right?" Neji and Tenten both nodded at the same time. "Well, we can distract him by…" He moved closer to the two and whispered something in their ears.

"WHAT!?" Both Tenten and Neji yelled.

"Hey, it might work." Lee said shrugging his shoulders.

"That'll never work Lee," Neji said ice cold.

"It's worth a shot. He'll be here any minute. I don't think we can stop him that easily. This way we can at least stall him." Lee replied intelligently.

"Well, I guess we have no choice," Tenten said, sighing. "What do you think, Neji?"

"On one condition," Neji said. He walked up to Tenten and whispered something in her ear, making her blush lightly. But, she nodded after he finished talking. "Okay, Lee, find a good spot to hide." Lee nodded and jumped into a nearby tree, setting up his hiding place. "C'mon Tenten, let's get this over with."

Gai!

Gai eagerly jumped from tree to tree to find his team. He wanted them to experience the youthfulness of Tsunade's sleepovers. Even if he did run crying from the room, he told Lee later that showing emotion was the true sign of youthfulness. Then they went through a scene of yelling each other's name and hugging under a sunset in broad daylight. (Seriously, wtf is up with that?) He spotted a small clearing of light in the thickness of the forest and decided to go check it out. When he got there, inside a small knock of a tree was his two teammates, Neji and Tenten, making out. (Yeah, you heard me right)

"Aw, the youthfulness of love is within you two! How so very…" SMACK! And Gai goes down! And the winner is, ROCK LEE!!! applause.

"Wow, I can't believe that worked." Neji said, emerging from the knock of the tree they were in. "How long's he gonna be out?"

"About 3 hours, that gives us plenty of time to get out of here," Lee said, while giggling to himself. Unfortunately for him, Neji and Tenten both noticed it.

"What's so funny, Lee?" Tenten asked angrily.

"Oh, nothing," Lee said while snickering.

"WHAT!?" Tenten yelled out of frustration.

"It's just, you two looked so cute in there, that's all," Lee said while bursting out laughing. Neji got really ticked off and smacked him on the back of the head, just like he did Gai. AND DOWN GOES LEE!

"Well, looks like HE'S going to the sleepover," Neji said while smirking. Tenten giggled a little and they jumped off.

Team Ino-Shika-Cho!

"How the heck did we get caught so easily?" Ino asked.

"You shouldn't have gone for that sandwich, Chouji," Shikamaru said.

"Honestly, I saw the girl drop it, I picked it up and wham, it just came down on me, that's not my fault," Chouji whined.

"Actually, it kinda is. It's called a trap, genius," Ino said while crossing her arms.

"Man, this is just perfect, now we have to go…" Shikamaru said while looking up at the clouds. Well, as much as he could see from inside of a cage. "Man, I can't even see the clouds from here."

"Hey, it's not my fault guys, it's Tsunade's orders," Asuma said.

"We'll get you for this, Asuma!" Ino yelled.

"Tell you what, afterward, I'll take you out for barbeque, how's that sound?"

"GREAT!" Chouji said while licking his lips. Shikamaru sighed.

"This is going to be one long sleepover…" Ino said while sighing as well.

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Sorry for teh cliffy but I'm starving so I'm gonna stop it here.