Mirror, mirror on the wall...

"I have an army!" said the man and looked in the mirror quite impressed of his appearance.

He smiled and continued, "In the end, it will be every man for himself."

Then he put on an expression of pure grimness and yelled, "Kneel, you bitches! Kneeeeeel!"

Suddenly he chuckled, raised an eyebrow and whispered seductively, "Hey Ladies, I'm an ass-guard and I'm burdened with a glorious..."

"Tony!" shouted Pepper, "I've said it before! Stop playing Loki in front of my wardrobe-mirror!"

She ripped something off his head. "And stop using my goddamn bra as your horns! You look so ridiculously!"