Well it's gonna get rough for the boys and for Sioux and her girls. All have attracted haters and in a Dutch Harbor bar, you know what that means! Andy, Edgar, and Johnathan are NOT amused! Lita lets the girls in on her decision. Please Read and Review.! I LOVE your REviews! =:-)
The Aleutian Hotel Sports Bar
Sioux
By the time Sioux arrived Dawne and Lita were on their second round, and Adam had reluctantly turned them over to Josh, Neil and Scotty. Sioux scanned the crowded room for any hot eyes focused on the girls and found two tables of haters. A group of cannery workers lead by a mean-looking Latino shooting dirty looks at Josh who was in a cozy conversation with Lita. The other hot spot was a table of three home-chick, cheap looking giraffes who were steady working their mean-girl glares and snide mouths. Well, wonder of wonders Sioux thought looks like the Queen Bee of the little herd was her old buddy that skank ho Crystal* wearing her usual drunk and belligerent look.
Sioux slid over to the bar, ordered a double Grey Goose, and made her way to Lita and Dawne and beckoned them to leave the table and follow her. She greeted them with a sour look. 'Now didn't I tell you two to stay put?'
'Wot?' Dawne protested. 'The guys were dead to the world and we were antsy. It's our first night in town and we wanted to see the infamous bar scene. And the guys have been chaperoning us like they were duenas!'
Lita had scoped the scene and had picked on the tables of brewing trouble. 'Chaperoned or not, it was cool except for the haters.' And returned Sioux's sour look with one of her own.
Sioux opened her mouth to address the haters when trouble came from a whole 'nother direction and the joint erupted. She turned and saw Neil hauling back to deck some fool, Scotty getting pounded by a big dude, Josh was wrestling with a third, and Mike making his way to her and the girls. Sioux pushed Lita and Dawne at him. 'Get them out of here!' And jumped to the fray.
She tapped the hulk pounding Scotty on the shoulder and smiled sweetly. 'Excuse me. That's my man's kid. Would you stop hitting him please.' The big dude who went by Bear turned and snarled. 'Get the fuck outta out my face bitch!' And hauled back to punch Scotty again.
Sioux muttered. 'I asked nice.' As she struck out like a snake and paralyzed his arm with a Ju Jutsu strike to the nerve cluster called the ulnar nerve that runs along the elbow. Bear was so stunned as his arm went dead and numb, his other hand dropped Scotty. Before he could turn and knock the shit out the bitch with his good arm, Sioux followed with a Pananjakman toe kick to his groin that bend him over in gasping pain. For good measure, she followed with a heel smash and knee stomp that left him writhing on the floor groaning. She smiled as she admired her work. These same moves had taken out the sicko cameraman Roger* and this asshole as well.
'I said please.' She pouted down at him. 'You O.K. baby?' She asked Scotty who was wiping blood off his mouth. He nodded.
'Bitch! That's my boyfriend!' Sioux turned in time to see a big husky blond making a grab for her hair, she pivoted and the blond grasped air, her momentum slamming her into the fist Sioux was punching into her gut, and she went down on top of her dumb-ass boyfriend. Sioux gave the cannery worker table a evil glare backing them down, and left Bear and his Sasquatch girlfriend on the floor.
As Mike was hustling the girls out, some home-chick grabbed Dawne's arm, jerked her away from Mike and hauled back to slap her face hollering, 'Fuckin' Bitch!' Mike threw out an arm and blocked the blow. Lita who had taken off her earrings at the first sign of trouble, snatched the skank ho' by the hair and punched in her in face.
'Pinche Puta! (fuckin ho!) I'm gonna beat your ugly Alaskan bitch ass down!' And proceeded to throw chingasos (fists) like she was in a barrio brawl back in the day. Two of the skank's home girls were running over and Dawne jerked away from Mike, stepping to launch herself and take both down. Mike was stunned and horrified and didn't what to do, when out of nowhere Sioux was at Dawne's side.
'Hey Crystal**! Long time no see.' Sioux grinned with cold dark green eyes. 'Want me to really kick your ass tonight?'
Crystal stopped in her tracks and flung an arm in front of her home gurl. Shit! She thought. It was Johnathan's bitch! Crystal knew she was not the one to fuck with and that she had better get her gurls and herself the hell up out of here! 'Get her off my gurl!' She spat.
Sioux looked down at Lita sitting on her ho' with a fist ready glaring at her, daring her to make a move. 'Yo! Lita! Up off that slut!'
Lita glared at the girl she had tore up, got to her feet and brushed her hair out of her face as her skank scrambled to her feet and rushed over to Crystal. As the men's fight raged in the background, Sioux gave Crystal and her gurls a dead scary look.
'Now bitches.' Sioux began as Crystal and her herd shrinked back. 'I would strongly suggest you make your sorry selves scarce this week or trust and believe every last one of you is gettin' her ass kicked.' She nodded at the crying chick Lita had addressed. 'Ask her if you want some of what she got.' Sioux then gave them a wicked grin. 'Move. Now!' And they fled.
Hands on her hips, Sioux glared at Dawne and Lita and was about to ask what the hell had gone down, when from behind her Andy's voice growled.
'What the fuck is going on here ?'
They all jumped, turned and faced an astonished and royally pissed off Andy, Edgar, and Johnathan. Andy was still groggy and couldn't believe his eyes when he saw Lita on the floor beating some chick's ass. Edgar was relieved it wasn't Dawne, and Johnathan just knew Sioux was at the bottom of it.
Shit! Sioux was cool as she pointed to the ruckus across the room and told the men. 'Here you are. Would you go take care of the brawl over there please. We're going to freshen up.' And coolly herded the girls to the Ladies Room past their slack jawed men.
Johnathan, Andy, and Edgar demanded an explanation from a chalk-white, freaked out Mike, who just held up his hands speechless.
The Ladies Room
'Spill! What the hell happened out there?' Sioux demanded.
'Some bitch just came out of nowhere and took a swing at me!' Dawne protested.'
Lita was filling a sink with soap and water and snatching paper towels to wash the dirt off her face and arms caught Sioux's eyes in the mirror.
'What? I saw you take down that big moose. You're not the only one with skills, mine are just not as elegant. Where I come from you don't come out of a fight...'
And looked Sioux up and down. 'Without a hair out of place. I don't know what set those bitches off. '
Sioux schooled them. 'Let me give you two the 411. You don't just sashay your fine asses up in here, cozy up with the most 'popular boys' and not expect to draw some local heat. Plus, because you're hot other men are going to be hating on our men.'
Dawne threw up her hands., 'Who knew! We just came down for a freakin' drink!'
Sioux thought out loud. 'Now, I think I saw two groups lit up and itching for any excuse to get ugly. Some cannery workers and the home-ho's.'
Lita and Dawne nodded and Sioux continued. 'The rest of the crowd could go either way. So here's my plan. We're gonna do a number and see if we can charm some crust off the undecided and take the heat down a few degrees.' She told them her selections, which they had done in Seattle and had gone over huge.
Uh oh, Lita thought. I'll be lying through my teeth if I sing that song. She shook her head and moaned.
'What's wrong?' Dawne asked. 'We kill this.'
'I know, but. . .' And guiltily met their eyes and blurted out her confession. 'I'm never comin' back here and that's a fact. So I'd would be lying if I sang that first song.'
Dawne was shocked. 'Lita, what are you saying? You're not breaking up with Andy are you?'
Lita shook her head as she finger combed her hair. 'That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that this Dutch Harbor, this whole crabbin' scene. . . I haven't told him yet but this is my first and last trip out here.'
Dawne was confused. 'Why Lita? Because of the fight?' Sioux had an idea but she kept quiet.
Lita explained. 'Not because of the fight. Which P.S., haven't been in one since I was 16. It's the whole deal. It's funny, when Andy talks about fishin' and this life, I loved the passion in his eyes and thought I could share something of it with him. But I'm not cut out for this. Everything about being here feels wrong to me. That ride from Anchorage to here? I have never in my entire life been that scared.'
She held Sioux's eyes wanting to make her understand. 'Sioux, the only thing that's keeping me from getting the hell out of here first thing in the morning is the thought of gettin' on that death trap of plane again. Do any Alaska cruise ships dock here?' Sioux snorted.
'It's not funny! I'm serious. I hate this desolate grey rock. Where are the fuckin' trees? Freakin' screeching eagles everywhere like pigeons? The whole place weirds me out. Bottom-line, I don't do Alaska. Period! Never comin' back.' Lita insisted close to tears. 'And I'm gonna lose Andy because of it!'
Sioux stroked her hair. 'Shhhh baby. Remember, I told you Dutch Harbor was no vacation paradise. That it was cold, rough, and barren. And that would be like going back in time to the Wild Wild West. These people are a unique breed because they live here. Yes, they're different. And no it's not for everyone. But if you give them a chance, they grow on you. Give it the week Lita. You haven't even been on board the Time Bandit yet. She's like the Hillstrand men. . .totally fine and badass! Alaska? Honey, this is drastic Alaska. Let me show you my Alaska.'
Lita didn't look convinced but she bucked up and acquiesced. 'I'll try but I'm telling you now! Dutch Harbor has seen the last of me.'
Sioux hugged her. 'Tell Andy then. I'm sure he'll understand. Johnathan wishes I'd stay home and not crab. But I'm twisted that way. Few wives or significant others ever come here. You don't have to. I'm the exception. '
She drew Dawne into the hug and grinned. 'But ya'll have to come to Homer this summer and see the house I'm building when it's finished.'
Lita's eyes widened. 'Not to worry.' Sioux grinned. 'No tiny planes or harrowing landings. It's beautiful in the summer . . .it's home and I can't wait for you to see it.' Sioux he held out a fist for a gurlfriend bump.
'One for All sistas ?' Dawne, then finally Lita smiled and replied. 'And All for One sista!' They bumped, threw it up and Sioux shot them the cool chick pout.
'Let's do this. One thing I know, this crowd loves entertainment. Especially if it involves fists or singing! Afterwards, we'll see who still wants to fuck with us. Let's just go and sing it like we mean it babies.'
Sioux lead them out. Then stopped stock still when she opened the door causing Dawne and Lita to bump into each other and her when she caught sight of three men leaning against the opposite wall looking daggers. Sioux pushed them back and closed the door.
'Uh oh! Our pissed off men are right outside!' She hissed as Johnathan bellowed.
'Get out here now or we're comin' in after ya!'
*The Girl who Made It Back - Chapter 7 **The Girl Who Got Away -Chapter 17
From 'Kung Fu Fightin' - Foo Fighters
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everybody went kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky china men
From funky china town
They were choping them up
They were choping them down
It's an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a snip
And a kick in from the hip
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning-hell yes!
But they fought with expert timing
