Chapter 3: In the Land of Crazy and Idiotic
Later on that very same night cut to Cartman's house inside the living room where the kids were sitting on the sofa that was covered with snacks and they were playing Cartman's Xbox 360 right now. That is when Liane Cartman walks by them which she was dressed in a short black cocktail dress which she was going out for a date right now.
"Oh Gawd damnit mem, you are blocking our game playing right now!" Cartman hiss out at his mother at that moment.
"Oh I'm sorry hun that I hope you and your friends will be on your best behavior while I'm away at my date." Liane said that is when she heard a car horn outside of the house which her date was there to pick her up which it was Clyde's dad Roger Donavan who is going back out on to the dating scene once again after after the tragic death of his wife Betsy due from Clyde's failure of putting the toilet seat down. That is when Kenny saw them together as he looks out of the window.
"Hey…you guys take a look at this, which Cartman's whore mother is going out with Clyde's dad on a date." Kenny said as he looks over at him which their eyes widen with shock when they heard about Kenny's revelation about who is dating Cartman's mom.
"What….. Kinny, are you fucking serious?!" Cartman shrieks out loud as he ran to the window to see if it is true.
Cartman, I'm not fucking kidding you right now." Kenny loudly mumbles under his breath that is when his friends came running to the windows at that moment.
"Whoa …Dude!" Kyle said in a very shocked tone voice.
"What the fuck … I 'm seeing stuff right now you guys?!" Stan said with a sneer which in secret that he is enjoying Cartman's torment right now.
"Mem, why are you are dating fucking crying baby Clyde Donavan's dad for!" Cartman cries out loud to protest his mother's choice of a date out of the town while the boys look on with such of annoyance.
"For God's sake Cartman….quit being a little bitch fat ass that his dad is probably lonely after Clyde's mom died! Kyle begins to angry hisses out loud at Cartman.
"Oh shut fuck up Kahl you damned dirty Jew rat!" Cartman hollers back at him which Kyle simply flips him off at that time.
"Look like Mr. Donovan is going to have some fun tonight." Kenny said while lightly giggling under his breath which his over perverted mind is in overdrive right now.
"Kinny, you are such a little perverted freak." Cartman said while looking very hostile toward Kenny at that moment.
"I know fat ass; I'm just such a little pervert." Kenny replied with a very naughty smile that is hidden behind his parka's hood.
The very next morning at South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was in but still have a dull headache as she seated herself in her fancy and comfortable brown leather executive chair at her desk with a hot cup of coffee while she was busy with mulling through her paperwork and BarBrady was there and he is not on duty yet that is when her intercom crackles to life which it was Freddy on the other side.
"Mayor McDaniels there is a Sheila Broflovski to see you about something right now." Freddy said.
"Oh Goddamnit… George hides now!" McDaniels said as she pushes BarBrady down under her desk at that moment then pushes the intercom's button to speak. "Send Mrs. Broflovski in Freddy."
"Yes madam." Freddy replied that is when Mrs. Broflovski came angry stomping into the room and Johnson was right behind her which he has a very concerned look on his face.
"Mayor, I need to talk to you about banning those violent and disgusting video games within our community to keep them out of the hands of our children." Sheila said in an ice-cold tone toward the mayor who was rolling her eyes as she looks up from her paperwork which she was wearing a pair of gold wired framed reading glasses to looks scornfully at her as she stands before the desk.
"Sheila really? Just give up on your futile cause on banning violent and disgusting video games that you don't prove of at all." McDaniels explained as she lends back in her chair while her two aides stands by her side.
"Fine then mayor … I'm not giving up on my cause so watch out McDaniels." Sheila rages as she walks out of the room and the mayoral aides left too.
"Martha, Are they gone now?" BarBrady asked as he emerged from his small hiding space at that moment.
"Yes they are gone now George." McDaniels said as he stands next to her.
"Why you did push me down under your desk which we could fake it as a meeting between us, Martha?" BarBrady replied as he rubbed the back of his back from push down under a very tight space for a few minutes.
"Oh I'm sorry George that I'm was not thinking at that time." McDaniels said as she puts her hand on BarBrady's cheek in a loving way at that moment.
Flash at South Park Elem. School in the main hallway where Craig and those guys were by Clyde's locker that is when Cartman angrily came rushing up to Clyde at that moment.
"Clyde, you fucking emo little bitch brah!" Cartman yells out loud as he pinned Clyde up against the wall.
"Cartman, what the hell you are doing to Clyde right now?" Craig asked.
"His dad fucked my mem last night which I heard them last night, Craig." Cartman loudly snarled at Craig as he let Clyde go.
"What... That is where my dad went last night?" Clyde asked while looking very shocked at that moment.
"Duh… Cartman, that your mom is the town's whore." Token said.
"Oh shut up Token no one is talking to you at all." Cartman hisses back at him and giving a dark glare as well too and that is when Mr. Mackey came walking up to them at that very same minute.
"Is everything going fine boys… mmmkay?" Mackey asked while he was staring them down.
"No, Mr. Mackey!" The boys said
"Mmmkay then, well you boys are going to be late for class." Mackey replied.
Meanwhile outside in the park where BarBrady and a couple of officers came upon a college kid sleeping on a bench which he was dressed in red women's sexy undergarments at that moment.
"Oh look like that someone lost a bet last which the Broncos had kicked the shit of the cowboys last night." Officer Brown said.
"That was a good game last night." Jenkins replied.
"OH right that is an enough with the game!" BarBrady said which he awaken the subject up and he is still sounds wasted, that is when he putted the handcuffs on him which he was trying to get free but stopped after being tased a couple of times and they lead him to the squad car. While they were coming out of the park which everyone has their camera phone out?
"This shit is going out on Youtube." A young man in the crowd said.
That is when Mayor McDaniels was walking by the scene along with her aides were laughing their heads off at that moment.
"Oh poor George BarBrady?!" McDaniels said as BarBrady walk the subject by."
"Well mayor, I'm used to it by now." BarBrady replied as he hands the subject off to his fellow officers.
"Yeah right sure you do BarBrady." McDaniels said with a eye roll while looking at him.
"Mayor, you are evil." Johnson whispered.
"I know Johnson." McDaniels whispers back that is when they walks away from the scene to return to city hall at that moment.
To Be Continued
