IFW- Hiya Everbody!!!
Akuma- Must I reply to you every time?
IFW- Yep!
Akuma- *sigh* Hi.
IFW- YAY! Lets do the disclaimer and get on with the story! ~Akuma do the disclaimer.
Akuma- Ichigo's Future Wife does not own Bleach…
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IFW- Umm… Kurosaki-san?
Isshin- Yes?
IFW- I have a small question…Isshin- 'K, what is it?
IFW- May I… May I marry Ichigo?
*Tears of Joy flow down Isshin's face*
Isshin- I'm soo Happy! OH MASAKI! MASAKU OUR SON IS GETTING MARRIED!
IFW- So you approve?
Isshin- Of course I do! Oh Masaki!
*Isshin runs over to poster and starts crying, harder*
*Ichigo walks in*
Ichigo- I'm Home- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
IFW- Oh Ichigo! Your father approves of our marriage!
*Isshin runs over*
Isshin- Oh Son! I'm soo proud of you! You're finally turning into a man!
*Ichigo kicks Isshin in the face*
Ichigo- WHAT THE HELL?! I'm NOT getting married! IFW- WHAT DID YOU DO?!
IFW- I simple asked him for approval of our marriage! Sense YOU were too afraid of what he would do..
Ichigo- What marriage?!
IFW- *gasp* You don't remember?!
*IFW starts crying*
Isshin- How dare you son! Please tell me you remember the proposal!
Ichigo- *looks at IFW, who is still crying* I never-
IFW- *Sobbing* Quit Lying! Renji and Ishida-san were both there! They saw you propose to me!
Ichigo- What? I haven't even seen Ishida or Renji at all today!
IFW- *glare* Really?
*Magical POOF and Ishida and Renji show up*
Ichigo- O.o How did you just-
Renji- HOW DARE YOU LIE TO IFW! Ishida and I both saw you propose to IFW! Right Ishida?
Ishida- What?
*Renji hits Ishida*
Ishida- Oh yeah! Yes Kurosaki! We did see you! By the Pride of the Quincy, if you lie to her again I'll-
Isshin- Oh son! Don't be afraid to come too me with all your questions and problems concerning women! Come and leap into my--
Ichigo- Shut up you! *stomps on Isshin*
IFW- *smiles* I'll start planning the wedding!
Ichigo- Oh no you don't!
IFW- *sticks tongue out at Ichigo* Watch me!
-Later that Day-
IFW- You all did well, heres your reward!
Renji- YES! A life time supply of rice!
Ishida- Finally! A life time pass in 'Sewing Paradise- a Sewing Wonderland'!
IFW- Now back to my wedding planning! Lalala!
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Akuma- Sewing Paradise? What the hell?
IFW-Great Idea isn't it? *smiles at image of a Sewing theme park…*
Akuma- Who would want to go to Sewing Paradise? It sounds so stupid…
IFW- Its not stupid, say that again and I'll get my giant piano on you!
Akuma- What ever…
IFW- Thank for reading! Feel free to leave a review!
