IFW- Hiya Everbody!!!

Akuma- Must I reply to you every time?

IFW- Yep!

Akuma- *sigh* Hi.

IFW- YAY! Lets do the disclaimer and get on with the story! ~Akuma do the disclaimer.

Akuma- Ichigo's Future Wife does not own Bleach…

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IFW- Umm… Kurosaki-san?

Isshin- Yes?

IFW- I have a small question…Isshin- 'K, what is it?

IFW- May I… May I marry Ichigo?

*Tears of Joy flow down Isshin's face*

Isshin- I'm soo Happy! OH MASAKI! MASAKU OUR SON IS GETTING MARRIED!

IFW- So you approve?

Isshin- Of course I do! Oh Masaki!

*Isshin runs over to poster and starts crying, harder*

*Ichigo walks in*

Ichigo- I'm Home- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

IFW- Oh Ichigo! Your father approves of our marriage!

*Isshin runs over*

Isshin- Oh Son! I'm soo proud of you! You're finally turning into a man!

*Ichigo kicks Isshin in the face*

Ichigo- WHAT THE HELL?! I'm NOT getting married! IFW- WHAT DID YOU DO?!

IFW- I simple asked him for approval of our marriage! Sense YOU were too afraid of what he would do..

Ichigo- What marriage?!

IFW- *gasp* You don't remember?!

*IFW starts crying*

Isshin- How dare you son! Please tell me you remember the proposal!

Ichigo- *looks at IFW, who is still crying* I never-

IFW- *Sobbing* Quit Lying! Renji and Ishida-san were both there! They saw you propose to me!

Ichigo- What? I haven't even seen Ishida or Renji at all today!

IFW- *glare* Really?

*Magical POOF and Ishida and Renji show up*

Ichigo- O.o How did you just-

Renji- HOW DARE YOU LIE TO IFW! Ishida and I both saw you propose to IFW! Right Ishida?

Ishida- What?

*Renji hits Ishida*

Ishida- Oh yeah! Yes Kurosaki! We did see you! By the Pride of the Quincy, if you lie to her again I'll-

Isshin- Oh son! Don't be afraid to come too me with all your questions and problems concerning women! Come and leap into my--

Ichigo- Shut up you! *stomps on Isshin*

IFW- *smiles* I'll start planning the wedding!

Ichigo- Oh no you don't!

IFW- *sticks tongue out at Ichigo* Watch me!

-Later that Day-

IFW- You all did well, heres your reward!

Renji- YES! A life time supply of rice!

Ishida- Finally! A life time pass in 'Sewing Paradise- a Sewing Wonderland'!

IFW- Now back to my wedding planning! Lalala!

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Akuma- Sewing Paradise? What the hell?

IFW-Great Idea isn't it? *smiles at image of a Sewing theme park…*

Akuma- Who would want to go to Sewing Paradise? It sounds so stupid…

IFW- Its not stupid, say that again and I'll get my giant piano on you!

Akuma- What ever…

IFW- Thank for reading! Feel free to leave a review!