Tiger: Hi guys! Fist thing I think I'll do is answer my reviewers! 'K here I go!
Kerichi: Well, thanks for the tips. And for the compliments too. Plus, good idea! I'll be using that for this chappie in fact! b Plus, you've given me the longest review ever!
Astragunner2002: Thanks for reviewing again! And yeah it was the Teen Titans theme song. Oh, and thanks for telling me Tsukasa's real name! I had forgot ;;;
Steeple333: Yeah… Ok that was a weird review. But thanks for reading! Unless you didn't… ;;
Panda-Bear-Mama: Thanks. I like grunties too so I'll try. In fact, I got a gruntie plushy for Christmas! It's really cute too.
So anyways, since I can't think of anything else on with the chapter! It's called: "Tsukasa… drunk?!"
Bear: What?! She should not be allowed to get drunk and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah -insert adult boringness here-
P.S. I never put this up before so I will now
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Also, I'll just be using their log in names since I only know Tsukasa's real name (A.N. it's Ann)
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Disclaimer: I own .hack::sees lawyers surround her:: Did I say that? No! I don't own .hack sadly… But I do own this grunty plushy::hold it up:: See?
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Chapter 3: Tsukasa… drunk?!
Mr. Asparagus: And now, it's time for another segment of Silly Songs with Tsukasa!
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Mr. Asparagus: Tsukasa? Hello? Where'd she go?
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Mr. Asparagus: Darn it. Guess she took off… Oh well… I guess I can finally take that vacation I've been wanting…
Real Life, Random Burger/Bar Restaurant
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This was Ann's(A.N. in case you don't know yet, Ann is Tsukasa ), Subaru's, Mimiru's, and Bear's first meeting in the real world so when she got there she was starting to get anxious. True, she had seen Subaru, and she of course had seen Bear because he had decided to adopt her. But she hadn't seen Mimiru.
When she walked in, she saw Bear, Subaru, and what seemed to be a boy just about her and Subaru's age waving to her. When she walked over to them she said happily, but asked the second question to the 'boy', "Hey Subaru, Bear, how are you doing? And who're you?" Then the "boy" said, "Hey, I'm ( - insert name here), but in the game you might know me as…. oh… Mimiru?" When Ann heard this she was shocked and thought, 'What?! This boy is Mimiru?!'
"You-you're a guy?!"
"What?!?!?!! I'm SO not a guy!"
"But, but you look like one…"
As the newly christened "Mimiru" chased Annn around the room, Bear and Subaru were cracking up. When they finally stopped they saw Bear and Subaru cracking up so they immediately tied them to they're chair and gagged them.
When they finished Ann saw Bear's drink and then slyly said, "Say, you don't mind if I drink this do you?" Well, Bear knew what it was and was trying to stop her because it was….. beer! So when she drank it, as you know everybody except Bear was underage and Ann didn't even know what is, well, she got drunk. And then she started to sing…. VERY badly.
And you know what she was singing? Well, she was singing the Hamster Dance Song! Except whenever in the song they said "hamster" she would say "grunty"! And while this was happening Mimiru decided to drink something else, but it turned out to be…. (A.N. Gee I wonder what it is XD?) again, beer! So then she too was drunk.
And then she started to sing the Llama Song! But instead of saying the word llama she would say grunty! (A.N. b) And so it started something like this
(Done in a high cracked voice since she's drunk)
"Here's a grunty there's a grunty, everywhere I see are grunties, grunties here, grunties there, grunty, grunty, duck"
And while they both sang, Bear and Subaru where sweatdropping, a LOT. And this would've gone on for a while… but that would be boring wouldn't it. But pretty soon people started to complain so a worker guy came and started to talk, but then saw, firstly, Bear and Subaru tied up and sweatdropping, and then Ann and Mimiru swaying while leaning on each other and singing horribly.
He almost ran away, but instead, untied Bear and Subaru, and THEN ran.
As he ran away, Bear and Subaru sweatdropped even more, but soon discussed what they would do now.
"Hm… we could take them to Ann and I's place."
"Or tie and gag them," added Subaru.
"Or drag them to your house."
"Or tie and gag them."
"Or…"
And as they continued to discuss they soon looked around and saw that they had been moved to outside and the Burger/Bar place was on fire with Mimiru and Ann doing an Indian dance in front of it. So they quickly tied and gagged them, and then dragged them to Bear and Tsukasa's house all the while sweatdropping since the two's gags had come undone and were lost so Ann and Mimiru were singing VERY loudly and scaring all of the people that heard away.
When they got to Bear's and Ann/Tsukasa's place they knocked Mimiru and Ann out before putting Ann in her bed and Mimiru in the guest bed.
And so ends this chapter, with Bear and Subaru exhausted, and half the town on fire.
The End
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Tiger: Ah, I love a happy ending!
Tsukasa: How is this "a happy ending?!" Half of my town was blown up!
Tiger: yeah, but with my authoress powers I can just fix it! But will I… ::sees lawyers surround her:: Wait! I will::types something on her comp. And the town is instantly fixed:: Why are lawyers so mean ::wails::
Mimiru: Great, you lawyers made her cry ::beats lawyer up:: Haha!
Tsukasa: …………. Anyways, hey Mimiru. Why are you a boy?
Mimiru: What?! I'm not a guy! I'm a GIRL!
Tsukasa: Then why do you look like one?
Mimiru: Because my hair's short! Wait… I do NOT look like a guy!
::Tsukasa and Mimiru start to fight::
Tiger::sweatdrops:: Ok… Um… Please review::does puppy dog eyes:: Pwease?
