Ah, this is really just a joke chapter. I did my best but at it's current level, I don't think it's very good.


What do you do in order to concentrate while studying?

Himeji Mizuki's Answer:

Before I start studying, I usually just fine a quiet secluded spot to study so that I won't be distracted by any outside influences.

Teacher's comments:

That's a wonderful idea, Himeji-san. Though sometimes, I personally think that it is hard to find such a spot.

Sakamoto Yuuji's Answer:

Sometimes, if I find that I'm being distracted by noises, I put on by earphones and listen to some music, mostly for the sake of blocking out the unnecessary noise.

Teacher's comments:

Is that what kid's nowadays do to concentrate? Sensei isn't quite familiar with you kid's MP3 players and what nots so I can't really compare.

Akihisa Yoshii's Answer:

(Due to the pure stupidity of Akihisa's answer, it was gracefully removed)


"I can't lose here…"

I fumbled for my sword among the rough rocks of the cavern. My hands started to bleed, ever so slowly, as I continuously cut myself on the rocks. I was exhausted, my breath always not enough, my heartbeat being completely erratically, my limbs not listening to me… Could I really win this fight?

I was outmatched completely. Among this very cave, against this opponent, was I fated to finally meet my end? I've spent so much time, working towards this battle. My very soul has been engraved in this sword, yet would I lose here? Would I fall and never get back up?

Preposterous. I shall not give in!

Sure my opponent may be stronger than me. He may be faster than me. He probably has more experience than me… but so what? I'll still win!

"Feel my wrath! Ougi, Exucaribura!"

*Ding dong*

"Oh, I have to answer the door…"

Hello everyone, this is Akihisa Yoshii here. If you can tell, I was just playing the brand new game that I just bought today. Man, the controls are so good.

Now now, I know what you're going to say. You're probably telling me that I shouldn't be gaming and I should be studying but don't worry… I'm only taking a 10 minute break… is what I said before doing more gaming. Thus my gaming is completely valid, no arguments!

Not to mention, since Yuuji has taken all of my games, I've been experiencing withdrawal symptoms. It would be bad for my health if I didn't play, so I sneakily bought the new game without anyone knowing.

"Yes?"

I happily opened the door to my house, still grinning from the awesomeness of the game.

"Hey, Yoshii-kun."

"… greetings."

"Oh hello."

I stared blankly as Kudou-san and Mutsurrini appeared at the doorway. Kudou-san was, as usual, wearing a very attractive attire consisting of a blue tank top and a yellow skirt, while Mutsurrini was in a simply white T-shirt and black shorts.

"So, what brought you two here?"

"Eh? Isn't that obvious, Yoshii-kun?"

"…we came to tutor."

Oh, I see, they came to tutor. Well I guess, I'll let them in and be an honorable host. Once they've finished their business I'll kindly let them walk out and start playing my game again. It shouldn't take more than 10 minute…

"Tutor!?"

Don't tell me these Erotic champions are going to be my next tutor.

"Bingo! You're right."

Wait calm down, Akihisa. This might not be as bad as it seems… I mean my tutors this time are the famed duo of dynamic eroticism… I might not be forced to study this time. Maybe…

"So let's start studying."

"No future!"

Kudou-san had already stepped in and was sitting at the common room table, as I bent backwards and gripped my head in pain, waiting for me to join her.


I guess I have no choice now. Time to start studying…

Study Session #2

Tutors: Tsuchiya Kouta and Aiko Kudou

Subject: Health Education (Nutrition)

Start!


"Well where's your resource books?"

"Eh… well um…"

Let's see… I think my Health Education textbooks were somewhere in my closet, with a package of dust sprinkled over them.

"UUUUUUU! (BBBBBBZZZZZTTTT)"

Abruptly, behind us, a geyser of blood had erupted from the nose of my beloved friend, Mutsurrini.

"Wah, Mutsurrini-san. Are you alright?"

"Mutsurrini, are you okay?"

We quickly rushed over to him and found the source of the nosebleed. Right in his hands was one of my precious bibles (ero-books). No, don't look Kudou-san. It's embarrassing.

"It seems that… I'll be going… first…Akihisa."

"Mutsurrini, no. You can't suddenly go down. You still have so much left."

"Sorry… I can't go on. I leave my collection to you…"

"No stop it. Don't say that… you can't leave us!"

"Tell the world… that I lived to my fullest…"

"No… no. NO! Mutsurrini!"

"Are you two done yet?"

"Sorry, Kudou-san. We're trying to win an Oscar here."

I laughed as I got back up and tried to sweep the bible back under the bed but it was quickly picked up by Kudou-san.

"Ara? Is this yours, Yoshii-kun?"

"Huh? Of course not. Why would the beautiful, ero book labeled "Watermelon Heaven" possibly be mine?"

I need to convince her that it's not mine… It'd be horrible if she labeled me as the same as Mutsurrini. We're two completely different types of perverts… no, I'm not a pervert at all!

"I see, if it's not yours then I'll go and burn it."

"Wait a second, I'm sorry for lying. It's mine, Kudou-sama."

Nevermind, I better beg for her forgiveness quickly and hope to be saved.

"Ara? So it is yours, Yoshii-kun… My, my, you should've just said so."

Was she going to forgive me? Now that I think about it, Kudou-san is pretty forgiving… maybe I can escape this unharmed…

"You could've just asked if you wanted to see… *lifts skirt a little bit*"

"Forsaken Angel!"

I was sent flying with a jet of blood at her ultimate attack… to think that I could get away unharmed… I was foolish. Her ero level… was over 9000.

"Hahaha, just kidding. But now I know your tastes, Yoshii-kun."

"Please just forget everything you saw today…"

"No."

"Darnit…"

And so, I was out, lying next to my comrade in arms, Mutsurrini. It was a good life…

"Ah… now both of them are unconscious. What should I do?"


One blood transplant later…

"Alright, shall we start studying?"

Kudou-san was energetically pulling out the stationary as me and Mutsurrini sat there, still trying to revive from the blood loss.

"So what are we going to be learning today?"

If it's these two, it was probably going to be Health Ed, but what kind?

"…We'll be learning nutrition."

Nutrition huh… I never really did do well with that sub-subject, I did sleep through the class after all.

"Are you ready, Yoshii-kun?"

"Damn right, I am!"

Let's do this quickly and get it over with! And so I can get some good marks!


"Alright, let's first go over the basics."

"…the nutrition groups that the body needs…"

They opened up the books as I quickly thought about it… Hoenstly, I have no idea.

"No clue."

"You really are a baka, aren't you?"

How cruel, I just happen to not know this, okay?... is what I want to say, but I've been called a baka so many times it doesn't hurt anymore.

"Alright let's review, the four basic groups are Proteins, Carbohydrates…"

I see, proteins and carbohydrates… seems legit. Proteins are like meat and eggs while Carbohydrates come from bread, right?

"Then we have lipids…"

"Lipids huh? I see…"

Lipids? I never heard that word before but I'm guessing it's some sort of mineral or vitamin. Must be really important…

"And then Nucleic Acids."

"Hold it right there!"

Just where do nucleic acids come into play? That's definitely not nutritious for your body! Though I don't actually know what they are, they sound pretty bad.

"…stop teasing him, Kudou Aiko."

"Aw, busted."

Kudou shook her head and teased me a little with a :p face. Ah, so cute yet so dangerous! If I don't keep my eye on her, I'll definitely regret it.

"Alright so what are the real nutritious groups?"

"…they're proteins, carbohydrates, fats, minerals, vitamins, and water…"

I see… so lipids and nucleic acids really aren't nutrients.

Scrawling down these simple notes, I look over to my two tutors who were suddenly flirting, and by that I mean that Aiko was teasing Mutsurinni again, and could only sigh.

"This is going to be a long day…"


"A calorie is the amount of energy needed to raise the temperature of one gram of water by one degrees Celcius."

"Wait… I thought a Calorie was like fat or something."

I always here about girls talking about not taking too much calories and thus measuring their meals so that they don't take too many calories or something. Never really understood that.

"In a way it is."

"Huh? But you said that I was energy…"

Now this is getting confusing. Is it supposed to be energy or fat?

"Listen, Yoshii-kun. A human body only has a specific amount of calories that it can absorb a day, depending on how much energy you use. The average adult male needs about 750 calories in a meal, write that down, it's important."

"Okay…"

I quickly wrote down what she was saying into my notebook. Gosh, its brand new… do I really never use it?

"However, if the body takes more than the needed amount of calories, the rest is stored as fat."

"Oh… I get it. So basically, the girl's make sure they don't take to many calories or else they'll have extra fat."

I kind of find it redundant to worry about all this math and nutrition just so you can be a bit slimmer… but then again, I am a guy.

"By the way, Yoshii-kun…"

"Hm? Yes what is it?"

"Do you think this skirt makes me look fat?"

"(blood dripping)… I don't think you should be asking that as you raise the skirt."

So dangerous…


"Um… Kudou-san, what's the answer to this question?"

"Oh this one… um… this is pretty hard…"

I guess even Kudou-san doesn't know the answer. It is really difficult after all…

"… it's A. Vitamin D is the only vitamin that can be synthesized in the body."

"Ohhh!"

"Nice one, Mutsurrini-kun."

As expected of Mutsurrini. He's probably even more helpful than a teacher.

"…Don't underestimate me, Kudou Aiko."

"Ah, that's true. You know… mid-terms are coming up. I wonder who'll get the higher score?"

Is it just me or is the tension between these two starting to get really fierce?

"… is that a challenge?"

"You bet it is. Don't think I'll let you beat me in the mid-terms, Mutsurrini-kun."

You two should get a room. Maybe I should sneakily move to my room and let these two be by themselves…

"…I won't lose to the likes of you, Kudou Aiko."

"Oh really? Well then, let me tell you something."

Alright. I'll just sneakily go to my room…

"I'm not wearing a bra today."

""Wha!?""

Me and Mutsurrini were immediately sent flying backwards due to the pure power of her words. It was like being hit by a truck, causing every bone in your body to shake and for your nose to start bleeding. This is the kind of attack that only a true demon lord could muster. It's the kind of move that flattens cities with a single wave of the hand.

"…are you trying to kill me?"

Mutsurrini muttered as he laid down on the floor, writhing in a pool of his own blood.

I, myself, was starting to lose consciousness.

"Nah, I'm not trying to kill you, Mutsurrini-kun. I'm just trying to make you lose enough blood that you won't be able to give your all during the mid-terms.

"…evil."

And everything went black…


"Ahh… I'm hungry."

"…I am also."

"Ah, that's true. It's about time for dinner."

To think that it just felt like we had tea. I guess time really goes fast when you're studying.

"Alright then, should I order pizza or…"

"Hold it, Yoshii-kun."
Just as I was about to go to the phone, Kudou-san quickly stopped me.

"What's wrong, Kudou-san?"

"Isn't that obvious? We're learning about nutrition today yet you're going to buy unhealthy junk food."

Ah, she has a point. It almost feels hypocritical to do so.

"…the local diner?"

"Can't. Ane-san said that I have to watch the house properly or else there would be punishment."

Moreover, I've heard a lot about bad security around the neighborhood. If I'm correct, the Tanaka family just a few rooms away had their house invaded by a burglar the other day. If they didn't have a guard dog, they might've lost all their possessions while they were out for dinner.

Not to mention that Ane-san's punishments are incredibly painful. Last time, she broke my finger for staying up late.

"Then I guess we'll just have to cook something ourselves."

Well since we'll be making dinner today, I'll have to show off my awesome cooking skills. Ane-san's friend from Okinawa had sent over some crab the other day, so maybe I should make something with it.

"What would you guys like to eat?"

"Anything will do, Yoshii-kun. I'm sure anything you make will be delicious."

"… no preference."

Wow, thanks for your very specific description. I guess if that's the case, I'll just make something. I have some scallions as well so maybe I can make those crab cakes that I saw on the "Simple Eating Program".

"Remember to make it nutritious. Think of this as your practical exam, I'll be checking your recipe later."

"Yeah, alright, Kudou-san…"


Akihisa Yoshii's super healthy crispy delicious crab cakes!

Ingredients

1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons of extra-virgin olive oil

2 scallions, thinly sliced

1/2 cup of finely chopped red bell-pepper

1 cup panko (Japanese breadcrumbs)

1 large egg, lightly beaten

2 tablespoons of nonfat milk

1 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce

2 teaspoons of dijon mustard

1 tablespoon of fresh lemon juice, plus lemon wedges for serving

1/2 teaspoon of Old Bay Seasoning

1 pound of lump crab or crab claw meat, picked over

Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper

Olive-oil cooking spray

Directions

Heat 2 teaspoons of olive oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add the scallions and bell pepper and cook until they begin to soften, about 2 minutes. Cool slightly.

Mix 1/2 cup panko, the egg and milk in a small bowl. In a medium bowl, whisk the Worcestershire sauce, mustard, lemon juice, and the Old Bay seasoning; fold in the crabmeat, panko mixture, scallion bell pepper mixture, 1/4 teaspoon salt and a pinch of pepper. Shape into 8 patties and refrigerate 30 minutes.

Coat the crab cakes with the remaining 1/2 cup panko. Heat the remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil in the skillet over medium-high heat. Mist the crab cakes with cooking spray and cook, sprayed-side down, 3 to 4 minutes. Spray the tops, flip and cook 3 to 4 more minutes. Serve with lemon wedges for a perfect touch

Per serving (2 crab cakes): Calories 220; Fat 9 g (Saturated 2 g); Cholesterol 155 mg; Sodium 630 mg; Carbohydrate 8 g; Fiber 1 g; Protein 26 g

Note: There is no guarantee that this recipe will actually taste good or be nutritious. You have been warned.


"Ah, I'm so full…"

"…delicious."

After devouring my beautifully made dinner, consisting of lightly seasoned Salmon, because as I was cooking, I realized that the oil I usually use is actually quite fattening, with a side of crab cakes, miso soup and rice. A very simple, yet still appetizing dinner.

"Thank you for the meal, Yoshii-kun."

"Ah, it's no problem, Kudou-san. Consider it thanks for coming here to tutor me."

As much as I hate studying, I really must thank the tutors that take the time out of their day to help me study. It is a true blessing.

"Ahaha, it's no problem, Yoshii-kun. We're glad to help, right Mutsurrini-kun?"

However, unlike Kudou-san, Mutsurrini was currently gripping his stomach, silently looking at the ground.

"Um… Mutsurrini, are you okay?"

"… yeah, I just need… washroom."

Yeeow, this sounds bad. I hope is stomach is okay…

"It's that way."

"…excuse me."

Without another word, Mutsurrini dashed towards the restroom, clutching his stomach on his way there. Me and Kudou-san were left in the dining room watching him go.

"Hm… I hope Mutsurrini-kun will be alright."

"Yeah, he'll be… fine. Rather, we should clean up and finish the studying, I'm sure that's what he would want us to do."

"I guess."

Kudou-san nodded and started to move the dishes of the table…

Weird, she is completely unfazed when Mutsurrini is drowning in his own blood yet worries when he has a stomach-ache… What a weird relationship those two have? Actually, more importantly…

"When are you two gonna start dating?"

"EEEHH?"

Right, I'm surprised that these two aren't officially going out, despite how close they are.

"Come on, I know you two have that relationship going on."

"Wha-what? What kind of relationship would I have with Mutsurrini-kun?"

Ah, so she's still in the phase of denial. I feel so bad for Mutsurrini…

"I feel so bad for Himeji-san and Minami too…"

Eh? Why did you come out of nowhere, Angel-san? Rather what do you mean?

"Still in the phase of denial huh?"

Huh? What do you mean?

"Anyways, cya."

No, don't run away, tell me what you mea-dammit. Stupid subconscious of mine.

I guess I have no choice but to keep on prying Kudou-san. I can have a good talk with my subconscious when I go to sleep tonight.

Back on topic, is there some sort of way to get past that giant block of denial and pry her true feelings out of her?

I took a second to think as both me and Kudou-san stood silently in front of the dining room, holding plates in our hands. My brain was simulating word plays to trick Kudou-san while Kudou-san seemed to still be blushing in place, thinking about what I said.

*Clack* (Sound of door opening)

*Ding* (Sound of the alarm recognizing the opened door)

*Da Da Da* (Sound of footsteps)

"Aki-kun? What did I say about bringing girls over?"

Wait… calm down Akihisa. Quickly assess the situation and find out why Ane-san is mad… There should be some clue to this mystery…

Akihisa Yoshii in dining room

A heavily blushing Kudou-san standing next to him

Both are holding dirty plates signifying that they had ate dinner together

Mutsurrini is in washroom and thus cannot testify that they were not alone together

A blazingly angry Ane-san who is ready to deal vast amounts of damage.

An Akihisa Yoshii who is about to die

Crapbaskets.


"Hey, Akihisa, how was your Health-Ed test?"

The next day, Yuuji had as usual, walked up to me to ask for my test results. Considering that he's gonna be checking my results from the tutoring, I guess he'll be constantly asking for my test results.

"I got a 76, how about you?"

"92. Still got a long way to go my friend. But atleast your score is improving."

Right, he has a point. If I keep studying, than my scores should be rising right? If so, than that would be a relief; I wouldn't want to end up studying for nothing. But speaking of the tutoring…

"Yuuji, I have a favour to ask."

"Eh? What is it, Akihisa?"

"Please, with the force of the thousand suns, I ask you… please make my next tutor a guy."

"Huh? Wait why are you crying, Akihisa!?"

Please… Ane-san's punishments are too harsh…


Study Session #2:

End!

Tutors: Aiko and Mutsurrini

Subject: Health

Results: Health Ed: 59-76

+17 points

F to an F+


Another chapter, another few hours of my life. Still taking requests for tutors btw.