A/N: Hey guys. Sorry to keep you waiting, here's the next chapter!
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Day 7:
Today I decided not to get killed... as usual. I decided to explore somewhere safe- the Lumbridge Castle. First I went into the kitchen. A member called me a noob. I swore at him, but all that showed up on the screen was "****************" I'M TELLING YOU PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A NOOB IS! QUIT USING BIG WORDS TO CONFUSE ME! IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE DICTIONARY! Anyways, I took the pot and bowl. I love free stuff. But I don't know what they are used for, and nobody else takes it! I mean like, if you guys don't want it, I'll have it! But then I found a trap door. Oooooooooooh, a trap door! Should I go? Should I not?
I'm going.
I appeared in a big basement thingymabob. I found two free pairs of boots! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love free stuff! I turned around the corner, and saw free cabbage, and a knife, and a bucket. Now what am I gonna do with a bucket? But still, more free stuff! So I grabbed everything... and that's when I saw the most ferocious, scariest, monster in the whole universe! HOLY COW, I JUST PEED IN MY PANTS! It was a LVL 1 SPIDER! But wait, not just one, but like FIVE! I hate monsters! I'm getting out of here. It was then that I knew I had to be a hero. So I attacked one.
*cure Mario Kart music*
I won, but I lost half of my life. Oh well, heroes have to make sacrifices. I attacked another one.
*cue funeral march*
I died.
Day 8:
I appeared back outside the castle. For like what, the seventieth time? I AM REALLY MAD 'CAUSE I LOST ALL OF MY FREE STUFF AND I REALLY LIKE FREE STUFF SO WHY DID I HAVE TO GO AND ATTACK THOSE SPIDERS I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A HERO AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME! I am never never never never never never (to the hundredth power) going back there and never never never never never never (to the hundredth and one power) going to be a hero again!
I wandered around and found a staircase. I wonder where this leads to? When I appeared, there was as red dot on the small map. AHHHHHH, MONSTER! But I will be... A HERO! I stalked my prey and found... a dagger? So I wanted to click it but there was this other dude who, I think was like a member and he like TOOK THE DAGGER! Which is free! Curse you, stupid member! He was a level 3 and guess what he called me? A NOOB! And he told me to get a life. You know what? I am seriously going to email Jagex or whoever owns this website and tell them to take the word "noob" off of this website and to ban anyone who says it. I am also planning to call up Webster's and tell them to add "noob" to the dictionary. I think I will go and do that tomorrow. Yes, I think I will. Meanwhile, though, I will log off and rest my troubled soul.
Day 9:
I finished resting my troubled soul. LOOK! The dagger appeared again just for ME! My lucky day. =) So I clicked it real fast and raced to get it but some girl took it away from me. LIKE WHAT THE HECK! Stinky players. The worst part is, she walked away saying, "haha NOOBish NOOB!" Grrrrrrrr. I H8 PPLWHO USE THT WORD! G' bye.
