REVENGE-Chapter Two: What Goes Around Comes Around---Duck!

REVENGE-Chapter Two: What Goes Around Comes Around---Duck!!
by Honor Harrington


Duo ran into the Headquarters and glanced around, 'Good, Heero's not back yet.' Running along the wall, he was toting an air-tight box in one hand, covered with a black sheet. Duo was in a vac-suit, and was holding a helmet in the other hand. He had a sly smile on his face as his brain repeated the same mission over and over: "Heero must pay, Heero must pay, Heero must pay, Heero must pay, Heero must pay, Heero must pay....(you kinda get the message, huh?)"

In the living quarters, Duo stuck his head into Heero's room and glanced around. It was surprisingly clean, and it was almost totally bare except for a small suitcase filled with clothes, and his bedding, nicely made, of course.

Duo shut the door behind him and set the box on a chair next to the maple desk. He grinned wickedly as he locked his helmet into place and removed the black sheet. A dozen bees were swarming angrily around inside of the box...and Duo began to open the box while a wicked laugh escaped through his lips. He fumbled slightly with the box as his hands were in thick vac-suit gloves. He left the box inside Heero's room along with the black sheet, and he slowly crept out, carefully making sure that no bees escaped throught the door as he exited the room.

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Duo lay on Deathscythe, reading a comic book, smiling at the humorous captions. As soon as he heard Wing approaching the cave, he sat up and leaned up against some contraption on his MS, still reading his comic book. THIS he wanted to see!

Heero landed Wing in the cave and jumped out. He was dead-tired and took no notice to the ever-blabbing pilot reading a comic book. He headed straight for his quarters and shut the door.

Just as Heero walked towards his room, Duo put the comic book aside and crossed his arms, a smug look on his face.

"-----AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch! Help! Get away...no!!!!" Heero screamed (much to Duo's delight).

"Hahahahaha..." Duo was rasping and gasping for air as he couldn't stop laughing.

"You little, no, you come back here, I'm going to smoosh you!" Duo started laughing even harder (if that's possible) as he heard Heero trying to kill off the dozen bees that were taking out their bad day on Heero.

"Oh...hahahaha...my....hahahaha.....gosh!!!" Duo kicked himself for not thinking to set up a video camera in Heero's room to record the act of revenge.

"Gotcha!!" Duo promptly stopped laughing as Heero smooshed the last of the bees, "Uh-oh.."

"..How did they get in here....DUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Heero came storming out of his room, ranting and raving. His face was covered with red splotches as well as his arms and legs. Duo smiled innocently.

"Yes?"

"YOU---YOU ARE SO DEAD!!" Heero was getting even redder from anger.

'Good thing he's not allergic to bees,' thought Duo, "Oh, I have a mission! I just forgot...I hate to run and kill, but a man must do what he has to..." with that, he jumped into Deathscythe and took off.

Heero jumped into Wing and was about to go kill himself some not-so-long-haired pilot, but his medical training forced himself to examine his stings. He then applied some cream to it, and went to bed, dreaming about all the possible ways that he could retaliate....



Okay, I admit it: short chapter...anywayz, I need more ideas of poss. pranks for the two MS Pilots to play on each other. It would be cool if you could send me a prank idea that you've done (or that someone else has done to you) LOL thanx! Submit Suggestions!