This one is for my friend, Alex, who started cracking up when we made this. He was crying and said it was great and said he loved me for it. Like a sister- he said that after a few seconds of my boyfriend's glares.
Hope you enjoy this- it's a parody of the song 'Teardrops on my Guitar'. Much more… violent too!
Bloodstains on Trent's Guitar
Cody
looks at me
I fake a smile so he won't see
How much he gets on
my nerves
And that Gwen and him will never be
I'll
bet he's pretty lame
That guy who follows her about
And he's
got everything
That no poser can live without
Gwen
talks to Cody
I can't help but to roll my eyes
And I can't even see
Cause his big head is right in
front of me
He
says he's so in love
He's finally got it right
I wonder if he
knows
He's going to have to die tonight
He's
the reason for the bloodstain on my guitar
The only thing that has
made contact with the wheels of my car
He's the boy that I hate
and I keep hurting
You know why I do
Cody
walks by me
I
suffocate him so can't breathe
And there he goes, his face all
blue
If you hit on Gwen know this could be you
He
says he'll hold her tight
Give her all his love
When I hurt
him bodily
He better know he's lucky cause
He's
the reason for the bloodstain on my guitar
The only thing that has
made contact with the wheels of my car
He's the boy that I hate
and I keep hurting
You know why I do
So
I drive home alone
As I turn out the light
I'll hide his body
in a closet
And sleep very soundly tonight
'Cause
he's the reason for the bloodstains on my guitar
The only one who
got hit in Kroger by my grocery cart
He's the boy that I hate and
I keep hurting
You know why I do
He's
the stupid ass I killed and kiss Gwen, he never will
And he's gone
now and that's all that matters
Cody
looks at me
I fake a smile so he won't see
Told you it was violent…
Trent: WOW… I'm freaking awesome!
Gwen: You killed him? Isn't that a bit… over-dramatic?
Trent: It was melodramatic- I should have done something worse to that-
Gwen: I don't wanna hear it! This is almost worse than the nine thing!
Me: Really Trent… you're crazy!
Cody: Hi Trent.
Trent, Gwen and me: Where did you come from?...
Cody: From the cookie jar. No, from Trent's closet, you idiots!
Me:… (I'm going to end this before it gets any stupider)
Cody: R&R!
Trent: *Comes at Cody with ax*
Gwen: Wow. This is worse than the nine thing.
Me: Tell me about it.
