Sakura prowled around Kakashi's house.
She hated being a cat.
It had been one month and they had searched all of Konoha.
Hell, she even tried kissing Naruto, Sai, Sasuke, and Yamato!
It obviously didn't work.
She had kissed almost every single man in Konoha!
Luckily for her she had steered clear of the guys with herpes.
That would suck if she caught herpes now.
Hmmmm.
Maybe the guy that she was destined to end up with...WAS IN THE AKATSUKI!
Whoa...Scary thought...
Now she'd have to kiss them in her human form...But,how?
Sakura went up to Kakashi and nudged his foot.
He picked her up and kissed her forehead.
"We're going to the Akatsuki." she said as she morphed.
"Wait...WHAT!?" said Kakashi.
"We're going to Akatsuki." she repeated.
"Uh...Okay...Its your funeral..." said Kakashi...
"Oh no ya don't! you're coming with me!" she said.
"Fuck..."
Sakura sat on Kakashi's shoulder as he went through the gate.
She purred hoping she would soon be free of this hell.
"Sakura, who haven't you tried kissing? Have you tried to kiss Gaara?" said Kakashi.
Kakashi was obviously trying to get out of going to the akatsuki.
"Sakura...Let's go to the Sand Village first." he said.
Sakura meowed.
He took it for an okay.
Sakura prowled around their campsite and saw a mouse.
Damn did that mouse look yummy.
She was starving.
She hadn't eaten anything all day.
She stalked the mouse and waited until it was close enough for her to pounce on.
Sakura jumped on it and quickly finished it off.
Look what she was degraded to.
Eating mice.
Sakura ate the dead mouse and heard something in the bushes.
It sounded like...men.
OOOO!
MEN!
So hows this chapter?
