Room of Terror
Hunger and Ramen!
A/N Okie! Chapter 3 is done! Wee! Thank you for all your lovely reviews! And real sorry to those who waited for a long time for this chappie. Life is hectic as we all know it.
All reminders are to be read in the last two chapters in the Author's Note.
Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto, TonTon would probably sprout wings and fly.
BIKURKURKURRRKURRRRRUU…..
Deidara : Holy shit un… I'm real hungry un… "- . \)
Kisa, Tobi, Oro, Sai: Tell me about it…
Fluffy: Meow… (I second the notion!)
Itachi: What are you all complaining about? I'm not! ', \'
Kisame: Shut the hell up, weasel! You already had the pasta that ah sim gave you!
inner Kisame: And she didn't give me! Plus she called me a rotten fish :(
Everyone: Hey, cheru-or-whatever-your-name-is… Where's the food?!
cherubchan: It's cherubchan!!! Food? –thinks- Since when do I have to feed you all?
Everyone: You kidnapped us and your not gonna feed us?
cherubchan: Nah, too costly. I ain't responsible for your well-being. That's the reader's duty. They love you, they feed you. If not, you die of starvation… Fair enough:P
All: NO! NOT FAIR!!! We want to die in battle not because of food!!!
Fluffy: MeowWww! (Me want food!)
cherubchan: Too bad! Oh, and by the way, you all have mail!
Inner cherubchan: Yay, more mail :)
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From: Safaia-chan
i love this fic 1. oro how do u keep such a long tongue in ur body? 2. dei u still look pretty...how does clay taste like to u...i mean ur mouth certainly like them...i mean the one on ur hand 3. tobi u wanna lollipop? U r such a good boy... 4. Kisame...u r not bad so don't cry...(Prefer Itachi and Dei though) 5. Itachi-San...wanna date me?? i'll give u dango! seriouse...come on say Yes!...XD...
man things r really starting to hit up...hahaha
i wanna ask some more can i? PLEASE!
anyway...
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Deidara: Oh, look un. It's her again un...
Orochimaru: So glad you love it! –looks at the others- She loves it because I'm there. –kinky eyebrows- ;)
Everyone minus Oro: HELL NO!!!
Orochimaru: You all are just jealous...
cherubchan: That is just so wrong in so many levels... –turns sick-
Sai: Tell me about it... –rolls eyes-
Itachi: I'll hit all of you readers up if you don't stop disturbing us...
cherubchan: I would like to see you try!
Itachi: Don't push it, Fangi-
cherubchan: -glares daggers-
Itachi: -sweat drops- Ok, fine, cherubchan…
cherubchan: -jumps giddily- Okay answer the review!
Orochimaru: Wootz! I got a question and you don't!
Everyone: -sweat dropped- At least he didn't do something disgusting for once.
Orochimaru: -sticks out loooooooong tongue- You mean this? It's actually a secret but throw in your soul and I'll tell ya! –winks-
Deidara: -stops shivering body- Clay un… Man, it tastes like… I dunno un… I'm just too hungry un… -thinks- It tastes like the ART blowing up in my mouth un.
Everyone: -sweat drops- Lack for calories does things to people…
Tobi: Yay! Tobi good boy! Tobi likes lollipops!
Fluffy: Miiaowww… meow… (I some too if you are going to get one…)
Deidara: -twitches- Lollipop un? Where un?! –squinting hungrily with drool coming out of all his mouths-
Kisame: At least not everyone hates me…
Itachi: -smirks evilly- Yeah, but they still prefer me! Hah! Eat that fish-face!
Kisame: -whines- IIIItttttaaaccchhhhhhhiiiiiiiii-san! You are a meanie!!!
Itachi: Thanks for noticing. And hell no would I date a fangirl! Not in a million, no wait a billion years!
cherubchan: You mean you ain't gonna help Sasuke-kun to revive the clan?
Itachi: I killed them for a reason you know… Wait! Did she say dango?
Kisame: Don't Itachi, don't fall for it!
Itachi: -wide, sparkly eyes- Dango?
Kisame: -shakes Itachi's shoulders- No! Fight it! Fight it! Who know what terror fangirls will do to you!!!
Itachi: Dango?
Kisame: -turns to Deidara- Deidara, we're losing him!
Deidara: -biting Tobi's mask- LOLLIPOP UN!!!!!
Tobi: Sempai!!!! TOBI NO LOLLIPOP, TOBI IS TOBI!!!
Sai: You lost him…
Kisame: -growls and slaps Itachi- LIES! ALL LIES!
Itachi: -wakes up from 'Dango Wonderland'- Uh? No, I have my pride! I won't date you!!!
inner Itachi: -watery eyes and waving to imaginary dango- Farewell, my darling…
Orochimaru: -licks Tobi while Deidara bites his mask with all his mouths-
Tobi: ITACHI-SAN! KISAME-SAN! SAI-SAN! HELP TOBI!!!
Sai: Wanna save them?
Kisa and Ita: Nah, they're having fun…
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From: Cute23Flower
Wow! Nice chappy! I know I have already posted in the other chapter, but I don't mind if you wont include me in your next chapter.
So...
This time I want everyone in the room to answer a question(aside from Itachi, he already answered):What girl would you choose as a girlfriend? You have to answer this, so I don't care if you put a knife to your wrists, you have to answer.
Also, I want you to give Itachi, from me...a box.. full of... DANGO! Yay! So give Itachi a box full of dango, and hugs and kisses from me! Don' forget to tell him that I love him and I hope he doesn't go blind!
Oh, I also want to compliment Sai's drawing skills: I wish I could draw as nice as himm... Unfortunately I don't have talent.
Anyways, update soon ( I don't mind if you don't post my review, even though I'd love it if you would). Oh, and could you please tell me if I am allowed to write a "thing"(a review where I ask questions etc) in every chapter? Thanks.
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cherubchan: Don't worry, Cute23Flower, yours is included. And glad you like the chapter. :)
Itachi: I'm gonna say this again, I don't like this fic one bit.
Sai: My, you really remain me of Sasuke-kun…
Itachi: -glares and strangles Sai- I dare you to repeat that!
Deidara: -mumbles with Tobi's head in his mouth- I want lollipop un…
Orochimaru: I would say Sasuke-kun but he's not a girl, so I'd have to choose Anko.
cherubchan: Hah! I knew it!
Orochimaru: Knew what?
cherubchan: Ah… Never mind…
Sai: I like to annoy Sakura…
Tobi: Anyone as long as it gets these two off TOBI!!! –cries with waterfall tears in right eye-
Kisame: Easy, Kurenai!
Itachi: O/.\o Holy crap! She's already pregnant, fish brains!
Kisame: I so know that. What? Don't tell me you like her too?
Itachi: No, eww... She's too old for me… Plus, she's no longer a virgin…
-box of dango appears in front of Itachi and hugs and kisses hits him again-
Itachi: Okay! I take back what I've said about this fic! OMG! I've never seen anything so… BEAUTIFUL!!!! –kisses the box and starts devouring the dangos- I'll settle for this any day!
Everyone minus Itachi: SHARE!!!!
Itachi: -runs to furthest corner of the room- YOU"LL NEVER TAKE MY BABIES ALIVE!!!!!!
Everyone minus Itachi: -pounces on Itachi and tries to take dangos away-
Itachi: -stuffs all the dangos in mouth and swallows it whole- -Gulp-
Everyone else: NO!!!! IT'S GONE!!!
Itachi: -chokes and gasp before fainting-
Note for readers: Itachi will be out for the remainder of the chapter due to unexpected reasons involving dango. If you find this disturbing, please run to your nearest cinema and buy a huge pack of popcorn.
Warning: This may not help you in any way nor will it help Itachi wake up but hey, who can say no to popcorn?
Sai: I'm hungry but thanks for praising my skills, Cute-san. I am pleased that my talent brings joy to people. Just keep practicing and you'll do well too.
cherubchan: I guess Sai is the only rational one here…
Itachi: -pukes a bit-
Sai: -widen eyes- Is that a piece of half-eaten dango? –runs to it while everyone fights for it-
cherubchan: I spoke too soon… Anyways, sorry about the late update, real busy and I'm kinda writing my Silencer and Beast Within, so check those out too. And yes, you are allowed to review every chapter if you want. :)
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From: ariana hatake
sorry i have more questions.
1. tobi r u obito?? P.S im not any of ur fangirls unless kakashi-kun is here :)
2. deidara r u related to ino??
3. sai y is your skin so white??
4. kisame im against eating fish so ur safe with me.
5. oro i am not kakashis daughter or like little sister either.
6. itachi u rok but y didnt u kill sasuke T-T?? u would have been so much more cooler.
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Everyone minus Oro, Ita, Dei: Yay! No fangirls!!!
Tobi: Tobi is Obito!
Kisame: I thought you were Madara?
Tobi: Tobi is Obi… No wait… Mada… Wait… Uh?
Everyone: -sweat drops-
Tobi: -light bulb above head lights up- Ah! I'm Obidara!!!
Sai: Is that even a character in Naruto?
Tobi: -happily- It is now!
Deidara: Who un? –drools and stomach growls-
Sudden voice 1: I'll answer that yeah!
Tobi: Who is talking?
Sudden voice 2: Me mm!
-Everyone turns to hungry Deidara-
Deidara's left hand: I am so not related to that wild boar mm!
Everyone: -in utter shock after seeing the speaker-
Kisame: OMF! Deidara-bastard wasn't lying! His mouths on his hands do speak!
Deidara's right hand: Yeah, thanks for pointing out the fucking obvious, you retard yeah!
Kisame: -glares-
Tobi: But, Deidara-sempai does like Ino!
Both hands: I so NOT! Yeah mm! –bites Tobi-
Tobi: Owie!!!
Sai: Mine is next. Well, I'm just borned like that…
cherubchan: No, you just 'lack' pigmentation orrrrr –rolls the 'r'- Kishimoto ran out of peach paint to color your skin…
Sai: -sarcastically laughing- Haha… Not funny…
Kisame: Yay! –sings- No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight you're on a diet!
Orochimaru: Why does that sound so much like Finding Nemo? Man, you really are a fish!
Kisame: Am not! I just look like one!
Orochimaru: I should have known Kakashi was sexually incompetent, since he's gay. I knew he can never reproduce!
Sai: O.o Where in the world did you get this stuff?
Orochimaru: Fandom, you male-genitalia-loving-creep!
Sai: ……… I so am not obsessed with male genitalia…
Inner Sai: Honestly, how does Sasuke-kun stand this pedophile?
Orochimaru: Well the demon-fox boy's…
Sai: Touché.
Tobi: What is genitalia?
cherubchan: He he… -nervously avoiding the topic- Can we get back to the topic…. Oh and I'll try and bring Kakashi-san here soon, so, be patient...
Inner cherubchan: YES PLEASE!!! I AM SO NOT READY FOR ANYMORE SEXUALY ABUSIVE TERMS FROM GAYBOY OR SLIMY-SCALES!!!
Itachi: …… -still unconscious and hiccups a little-
cherubchan: I'll answer for him…
Parental Advisory: This may contain spoilers for those who haven't read the new Naruto chapter 386 yet, so, you have been warned! It may contain seriously disturbing facts to the whole truth behind Itachi. Do not try this on your friends, colleagues, random people and family member, ESPECIALLY your brother (if you have one that is).
cherubchan: He wants his eyes! –cowers from scary, maniacal Itachi in the manga- And ariana, it WILL NOT BE COOL IF SASUKE-KUN DIED!!!! NO!!!! –fangirlish screech-
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From: ScarletFirez
heh me again.
To Deidara and Itachi: BUT WHY?!?!?! To Tobi : Tobi... IS A GOOD BOY! YAY! gives tobi a cookie To Oro: You are a gay ass freak! I hate you To Kisame : Aww... I still think u're cool. But Itachi and Deidara are WAY more hotter xD To Sai: o.O You are weird but you still rock :D PS: cherubchan, THIS FANFIC RULES! I'm gonna review every chapter! I'll see you guys soon! Still have more questions MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Tobi: Holy! It's the Deidara-sempai-and-Itachi-san-dating-obsessed-fangirl again!
Sai: Whoa, that's realllll long…
Itachi: -still unconscious but pukes a bit again-
Deidara's right hand: Because I'm hungry and my other fans will try and hug me in public yeah. Katsu to you yeah!
Deidara's left hand: Ya mm! And that mm… Fangirls are mm… Yeah! What 'righty' said mm!
Kisame: -stares-
Deidara's left hand: What's your problem mm?
Kisame: First of all, I am so much hotter than Blondie and Blind-ass over there. Second, I am so hungry. Third, I am freaked by your hands talking. And lastly, I am still really freaked by your hands talking.
Sai: Aren't we all?
Kisame: -points and gloats at wall- HAH! TAKE THAT SERABELLA!!!! SHE LIKES ME! YOU HEAR ME, BITCH!!!!
-Tobi receives a cookie-
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy:) Cookie!
All except Itachi cocks their heads up at Tobi: Cookie?
Tobi: Oh-uh… -glares with a Sharingan poking out from the hole in his mask- -Deep, scary un-Tobi-like voice speaks- THIS IS MY COOKIE!!! I REPEAT, MINE!!!!
Everyone minus Ita, Dei: -silence and backs away to the wall-
Tobi: YOU FUCKERS GOT THAT?!
Everyone minus Ita, Dei: -nods in fear-
Deidara: Cookie. Tobi. Share un!
Tobi: -becomes normal again- Eh? Okay Deidara-sempai!!! –breaks cookie in half and shares it with Deidara- Tobi is a good boy right?
Deidara: If I say that, will you shut up un?
Tobi: -enthusiastically- Yes, Tobi will be quiet.
Deidara: Yes… -reluctantly- Tobi is a… good boy un…
Tobi: -gives some of his cookie to Fluffy-
Fluffy: Mi miaoww! (I love you Tobi-sama!)
Kisame: Okay, I am so gonna kill how ever who made that stupid theory that Tobi is Kakashi's idiot teammate, Obito…
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In heaven…
Obito: -sneezes-
Rin: Are you catching a cold?
Obito: Maybe… You wanna play DDR?
Rin: Bring it! You are so going down, Uchiha!!!
Obito: -shows the finger- Eat my finger!
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Back in the room…
Orochimaru: Why do I get the feeling that this person hates me?
cherubchan: Duh! Everyone does!!! You're a friggin' pedophile who stole Sasuke-kun and screwed his fashion sense!!!
Orochimaru: Actually, I screwed him not his fashion sense…
cherubchan: -gasp!-
Inner cherubchan: Ingore the words of the pedophile… Sasuke-kun is not gay, Sasuke-kun is NOT gay…
Sai: I like being weird. Weird equals unique.
Kisame: No, white-ass. Weird equally bizarroes like you.
Sai: Look who's talking… And, I like you too, ScarletFirez. –smiles-
Orochimaru: I don't want to see you ever again! Hmph! - . -
Sai: Well, I do!
Kisa, Tobi, Fluffy: Me too!!! (meow meow)
cherubchan: Thank you for saying that it rules! And thank you for reviewing! You are a wonderful loyal supporter of this fic!
Inner cherubchan: Yay yay! More reviews!
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From: Serabella
I'm back again, to taunt Itatchi about the dango thing until this is all over...
Then I think I'll padlock my door, buy a gun, and become an insomniac... Just incase I'm no longer safe.
-clears throat-
Anyway I think I'll start by requesting from the lovely hostess that Tobi and Sai be given Dango... And Itachi be given none.
And since Deidara decided to pick suicide over hugging a crazed Tobi, (GOOD BOY!), then he must turn to the person next to him and give that person a hug instead! (Or hug Sai, Kisame, or Itachi, just incase your stuck with Oro or Tobi again.)
I have a question for Orochimaru!
Why hit on Itachi?(Ew...How fanboy is that??)
Deidara, who does your hair?
(I honestly don't care but I thought I'd ask.)
Oh and someone poke the blue weirdo people impersonate on Friendster for me please?Thank you.
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cherubchan: Whoa, that's really extreme measures… Maybe it's logical since we're dealing with Itachi-chan…
-Dango was given to Tobi and Sai-
Itachi: -wakes up abruptly- Dango? -Looks at Tobi and Sai and smoulders inwardly-
Inner Itachi: I know who did this… -thinks of homicidal thought of melting the padlock with Katon, destroys useless gun and trap a certain reader in Tsukoyomi even if she/he become insomniac-
Sai: I humbly accept this wonderful dango that you have bestowed upon me, Serabella-san. Please accept my appreciation.
Itachi: Oh, so that emo-gay-poetic-white-creep gets a dango and I, the most awesomest Uchiha Itachi gets none?? -hisses vehemently and softly- Serabella…
Tobi: Here Deidara-sempai, you can have some of Tobi's…
Deidara: -looks at Tobi and gobbles it down-
Inner Deidara: -teary eyes- Tobi, you really are a good boy! Un!
Deidara: Well Serabella, I believe this time I can comply to your request un.
Tobi: Deidara-sempai! You're normal again!
Deidara: -hugs Tobi-
Everyone: -shock- OMG! He fucking did it!!!
Itachi: Who knew he had the fucking balls to do something so un-macho!
Tobi: -shock- Sempai?
Deidara: -pulls away and smiles genuinely- Thank you, Tobi un…
cherubchan: OMG! DeiTobi fluff!!! –starry eyes-
Tobi: -waterfall-like tears from his hole in the mask- Sempai!!!! –glomps Deidara-
Deidara: -erupts in anger and pushes Tobi away and blushes- Don't touch me un!!! I did hug you because I wanted to un… Serabella made me do it un…
Everyone minus Tobi: -sarcastically- Uh-huh… Right, we knew that… -rolls eyes-
Orochimaru: If I can't screw Sasuke-kun since I'm stuck here, why not hump on his brother…
cherubchan: -faints with bubbly mouth-
Itachi: -twitches like there is no tomorrow- Someone get me out of here!!!
Kisame: Man, you are a pedophile… -shivers-
Orochimaru: Guilty.
Deidara: I'm a guy un… Guys don't let other people touch their hair un… And you should care, since my golden locks are silky and shinny un!
Itachi: -stares- Mine is much more silkier and shinier than yours…
Deidara: Well, mine is ten times better un!
Itachi: Hundred!
Deidara: Thousand un!
And it goes on until the zeros ran out…
Kisame: Lay one finger on my Kisame-inpersonating-fans-on-Friendster and I will black list you!
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From: ah sim
hm...rotten fish! na na ne boo boo-- :P
hm...so itachi...u like pasta...well why dun u try a nice bowl of salad...muakakka...be a vegetarian...hehe...i wanna give oro a to0-gay-to-functial-meal (dono wat da hell it means..dun ask...juz eat it!!)now i wanna chg tobi's kitty's name to ...ok? n lastly i wanna leave a bowl of ramen there 4 all...c i am GENEROUS and CARING and etc...
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Kisame: -enraged then sulks- Seriously, why do most people hate me? I ain't gay or pedophile like Oro here…
Orochimaru: That's because they like me that way! –smug-
Deidara: Again, that is so wrong on so many levels that I can think about un!
Itachi: -sigh- Again ah sim, you have failed to notice that I like dangos.
-Bowl of salad is given to Itachi-
Itachi: -takes it and hide- At least with this I won't stave! '/w\'
Orochimaru: Yes! Food! To ah sim, what ever it is you gave me might have just saved my life from starvation. So, I like you… -licks lips-
cherubchan: Eww eww eww eww eww eww… -shivers-
Tobi: OMG! He's fanboying ah sim! Run ah sim run or he'll rape you silly! –cries- And please don't change Fluffly's name!
Itachi: Hmph! You call a bowl of salad GENEROUS and CARING??? D:
Deidara: Stop your fucking whining un!! At least she gave you something un! –stomach growls- I'm still kinda hungry, un! -\)"
Kisame: Wait a minute… Did she say ramen?
-Ramen appears on the floor-
Everyone: -turneds head to ramen and drools uncontrollably-
Deidara: It's MINE, ALL MINE!!!! MUA KA KA KA!!!
Kisame: No it's mine!
- Both lungs for the ramen before a door swings open, hitting both on the face-
Voice: RAMEN!!!!!
Itachi: Oh, I know that voice…
Naruto: -takes ramen and horked it all down-
Sakura: -whacks Naruto at the back of the head- You baka! We are suppose be looking for Sasuke now!!!
Sai: Hi guys!
-Both looks at Sai-
Naruto: I didn't notice that you were missing…
Sakura: That's because you never bothered... –looks around- Geh! What are you all doing here? And… -turns to wall- Where the hell is the door?!
cherubchan: Once enter can't escape… Mua ha ha!
Itachi: I'll explain this to you both later…
Tobi: Um, miss cherubchan, is there a toilet here?
Everyone: -looks around- OMG! There is nothing here!
cherubchan: I told you: Not my responsibility. You want a toilet, television, furniture or whatever, ask the readers. Then, I'll get it for you.
Deidara: Damn un…
Tobi: Sempai! Tobi really need toilet!!! –jumping up an down-
Deidara: -hits Tobi again- Shut up un!
Naruto: I love ramen…
Sakura: Ah! Uchiha Itachi!!!
Itachi: Lol, can some one get a bottle for Tobi?
Orochimaru: Demon-fox boy is here… -wondering will Sai start the topic again-
Naruto: I've finished, -burp- can I have seconds?
Kisame: I wanted the ramen… -sulks-
Tobi: -cries and jumps hysterically- TOILET!!!
A/N
Haha… TBC? Will Tobi survive? Will they kill each other for the ramen Naruto ate? Will Sai start it again? Review more and you'll see! Is it just me or are the chappies getting longer? Oh, well...
I need reviews to continue, if you like this fic, please feel free to review as much as possible. But now I'm limiting 6 reviews per chapter and 5 requests per reader. First come, first serve.
Thank you for the ton of support!! ;P
