Finale. Epilogue. The End. Final. Finish. Complete. Terminated. Ceased.
So. You all are probably wondering exactly what happened with this happy couple, and all of their friends; acquaintances; ect. So I'll give you some input on that. No, Deidara didn't go back to the Akatsuki. He decided to stay with Sasori; who could not join again. So the blonde simply sent a letter:
Dear Akatsuki's,
I am happy to inform you that I found Sasori! But…we can't join again. So, I included my ring in this letter. I'll probably miss a few of you.
Pein: You were…a great leader. Sasori simply says 'Hi.'
Konan: You're nice, and I really appreciate your help. You're still scary though.
Tobi: I HATE YOU. And I think Sasori does too.
Zetsu: Bye…? I don't really know you.
Kakuzu: STUPID MISER, YOU WOULDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY CLAY! But bye.
Itachi: Stupid Uchicha-bastard. I'll miss you the least.
Kisame: You scare me at times, but I'll miss you.
Hidan: I'll miss you the most! Maybe we'll visit sometimes, Jashin freak. After all, you are my best friend…
LATERS,
Deidara
As you can guess, there was a huge uproar when they received the letter. Pein was unhappy, but not for the reason you think. He was upset because of the migraine that was caused by the uproar that was caused by the letter. You see, Konan had warned him about this.
"Deidara-kun called me nice!" Konan cheered.
"He also said you're still scary," Kisame pointed out.
"Yeah well, he called you scary too!" the bluenette shot back.
"Touche," Kisame replied.
"DEIDARA-SENPAI DOESN'T LOVE TOBI ANYMORE!" Tobi cried. Pein sighed and decided to try to explain something to the masked-boy.
"Listen Tobi…Deidara NEVER loved you. Get that into your thick skull!" He yelled. Ouch. He had meant to be nicer, but the headache he had was inhibiting his nice skills. Ah well. Zetsu really didn't have a comment.
"Tch. I can't spend money on trivial things such as clay!" Kakuzu complained. Hidan sauntered over to him then punched the miser in the face.
"Oops. I didn't fucking mean to fucking do that," Hidan apologized, very insincerely might I add. Kakuzu glared and rubbed his eye, which had been hit rather forcefully.
"I swear to god-"
"JASHIN! IT'S FUCKING JASHIN!" Hidan interrupted and punched his partner in the eye again; only harder this time. Not good…
"I CAN'T SEE WITH MY EYE NOW DAMNIT!" Kakuzu yelled angrily.
"DEIDARA MISSES ME MOST FUCKERS!" Hidan yelled as he ran away from an extremely angry Kakuzu. Because…you didn't blind Kakuzu in one eyes and not end up severely injured; if not dead.
"Hn," was all Itachi had to say on the matter. And Pein was quite thankful of that. The pained screams coming from Hidan were enough. He didn't need yelling in the kitchen too, thank you very much.
Well, that pretty much sums up what happened with the Akatsuki. Now to tell you what Granny Chiyo is up to.
"Well, at least Sasori found love," Chiyo sighed from her cloud. (you don't know how tempted I am to put her in hell…but I won't.) She decided to stretch out and go flying for awhile. Being up there watching Sasori all day was boring for her. Because she wasn't a yaoi fan.
Boring. Granny Chiyo Is boring. And you probably are getting sick of me waiting until the end to tell you what happened to Deidara and Sasori and their little village. Well, I can tell you what didn't happen, if that makes you happy.
Deidara didn't blow the village up. Sasori did manage to stop him from doing that.
Deidara didn't convince the villagers art was fleeting. Sasori did convince them art was eternal.
Deidara didn't spend all his money on clay. Sasori did spend all his money on making puppets.
Deidara didn't be an ass hole. Sasori did respect Deidara's views on art.
They did have a happy ending together. Which is very important and necessary information, might I add. The village began to think of them as the official artists there. They made a decent amount of money. And naturally, no one the village realized that the couple were both S ranked missing nin. Which was good. That pretty much sums things up. So,
LATERS!
The End, Thanks for reading. –With love, Kenzie.
