Ohkay ohkay yea so i put up chapter 3 :) ! yea and i added chapter 2 on the same day as well. i got some time roflrofl.
disclaimer: i do not own digimon nor kingdom hearts and none of this was real. i made it all up, everything besides kingdom hearts and digimon characters and there personalities etc. yea.
Chapter 3 – The real introduction
'So
this is the house? I always expected it to be more big.' Tai said
examining the house.
'It is big. Hence the word 'BIG' in Big
Brother house,' Izzy stated.
'So what's the brother for?' Tai asked scratching the back of his head.
Izzy slapped his forehead.
'Gawd Tai, stop being an idiot. Gosh.' Izzy said.
Then
they heard Davis' voice around the house again.
'YO LOSERS!
COME TO THE LIVING ROOM. WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU ALL SET WITH YOUR
NEW ROOMMATE.'
'That's
it. I should've never made him leader of the digidestineds.' Tai
said.
'I heard that.' Davis stated in a stern voice trying to
creep out Tai.
'You hear a lot of things, okay?'
'Liar.'
Tai
rolled his eyes and walked off trying to find the living room.
'You're going the wrong way!' Izzy yelled.
Sora came in.
'Sometimes
I wish Tai's brain was as big as his hair.'
'You always say
that.' Izzy said.
'Well, I always want it to happen.'
'Well I always want all of you to be smarter but that's not gonna happen either.' Izzy mumbled.
Sora
had already walked off in the direction of the living room.
As
everyone re grouped in the living room, Davis' face popped up onto
the screen.
'WHOA.' Tai screamed.
'Damn right, you can't
hurt me! I'm in a screen.'
'When I'm evicted or when I
win, I'm gonna punch you in the face.' Matt said.
'I'll
make sure Demyx interviews you then.'
'Not if I'm the winner
bitch!'
'Whatever. Anyways, now to assign rooms. First, the
introduction though. So how this is gonna work, we're gonna go
around in a circle,'
'This
is not a circle, this is a rectangle.' Kari stated cutting Davis
off.
'SHUT UP. Gawd, fine. We'll go around in this RECTANGLE
that Kari so nicely pointed out for us interrupting the host,'
Davis said angrily.
'Okay so, on a nicer note, you can start my
friend Axel.' Demyx said cheerfully.
'Who said I'm your friend?' Axel hissed.
Demyx
got that puppy dog eye look again. It began to water staring right at
Axel. Axel refused to look. Demyx began to cry and Davis took over
once again.
'You're so mean Axel. Fine, his name is Axel. He's
mean and he's also Roxas' best friend, making Roxas also mean.
Since you guys are together and I've already introduced you too,
lets move onto Sora.'
'Yo my name's Sora and when I win HOH
this week, I'm gonna take out the other sora I met. The FEMALE
one.'
Sora glared at Tai.
'Did you have a crush on
her?'
'No I didn't! How would you know? You haven't even
met me!' Tai responded.
'I have my ways.'
'ANYWAYS,'
Davis said interrupting their conversation.
'Lets move on to
Riku, Sora's best friend.'
'Well, I'm Riku. I'm nothing
like Sora. I have great looks and better skills.'
Sora
now pointing a rubber band to Riku's head said,
'Don't you
dare make me shoot this at you.'
Riku, now looking at the rubber band asked,
'Where'd
you get the rubber band from?'
Sora said in a nicer tone,
'Like
I said to the other boy there, I have my ways.'
Sora almost went
into an evil laughter before Davis cut them off.
'STOP FRICKEN
INTERRUPTING ME. THIS MIGHT GO FRICKEN FASTER IF YOU FRICKEN SHUT THE
HELL UP AND STOP INTERRUPTING EACH OTHER. LIKE GAWD. Well, anyways,
to the girl. Kairi. Not KARI, KAIRI. K-A-I-R-I.'
Sora
now getting annoyed by the face on the screen now pointed the rubber
band at the screen.
'I have my ways of getting this rubber band
into the screen.'
'Ooh,
I'm so scared.' Davis taunted.
'Try it pretty
boy.'
'Alright.' Sora looked at Roxas and Roxas nodded. Sora
shot the rubber band and Roxas quickly made a black portal right in
front of the screen but no one else could see and it looked like it
fused right into the screen and shot Davis right in the forehead.
Everyone died laughing.
'You've
just been pwned by the keyblade mastahh!'
Sora and Roxas hi
fived each other.
'How come you never hi five me Roxas?' Axel asked.
'Because all your pranks are really stupid and involves me getting hurt. Like that one time,' Roxas said having a flashback.
[FLASHBACK
'Hey
Roxas, I'm bored.' Axel stated.
'Yeah, well me too.' Roxas
said.
'Wanna go prank someone?' Axel asked evily.
'Sure,
who'd you have in mind?' Roxas asked.
'Demyx.' Axel
replied with an evil grin on his face.
'What's the
plan?'
'Lets go set his sitar on fire!'
'That's no good.'
'why?'
'because his element is water, he can put it out, Gawd, don't you ever think about these things?
'Fine. We'll go set Marluxia's plants on fire.'
'Alright!' Roxas said pulling out a lighter.
'Why do you need a lighter?'
'If you didn't know, you're the only one with fire power genius. I'm not a pyromaniac like you.'
They headed off into the backyard where Marluxia planted all his flowers.
'Marluxia's
not here.' Roxas said telling Axel to go over.
'Alright, lets
go.'
And with that, they headed into the garden, Roxas pulling
out his lighter, Axel pulling out his chakrams.
'Alright, 1 2 3
GO!'
And
with that, they started setting things on fire. All of a sudden, Axel
heard footsteps and he forgot to warn Roxas by accident. He created a
portal and left. Marluxia came in.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ROXAS?!'
Roxas looked around for Axel.
'Huh? I WAS NEVER
HERE!' Roxas said creating a portal.
A few minutes later, Roxas
found himself trapped in a corner, with Marluxia's scythe at his
throat.
'Now what the hell were you doing in my garden?'
Roxas
being the dumbass said,
'Lighting
your flowers on fire. What else did it look like?'
With that
said, Marluxia began to hitting Roxas with his scythe. Axel walked
by.
'HELP ME AXEL! I DON'T WANNA FADE I'M TOO YOUNGE TO
DIE!.'
Axel
laughed.
'Marluxia what are you doing?'
'Roxas set my
flowers on fire.'
'Roxy, now why would you do a thing like
that?'
'Well
I'll take him for now Marly' Axel said.
'Thanks Axel, you're
a good friend.' Marluxia said glaring at Roxas.
[flash back ended
'You know I could've died there?!' Roxas said.
'Well Roxy, be glad you didn't.'
'OMFG.
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. JUST GET ON WITH THE NEXT PERSON!'
'Hi
my name's Namine, I like to draw in my sketch book, but get on my
nerves and I'll be forced to draw about you. Bad things. That do
come true.'
'about
that..we kinda think you're gonna cheat with it so we have to
confiscate it.'
The police suddenly came in and took Namine's
sketchbook.
'NOOOO. HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE?!' Namine asked dropping to her knees.
'STOP COMPLAINING GOD. LETS GO ONTO THE NEXT CONTESTANT NOW BECAUSE NAMINE'S BEING ALL CRY BABYISH. Well, here's Tai. Sora's look a like.'
'If I'm not mistaken, I thought you guys looked a like too.' Kari said.
'Shut up!' Davis yelled.
'Tai, go introduce yourself before I die of impatientness.'
Sora
then said,
'Quick, make him more impatient so he can die.'
'Hey
rubber band boy, shut up!'
Tai coughed.
'My name's Tai. I like soccer. The end.'
'Nice Tai, short and simple. I like you. You're the only one who did that so far.' Davis said.
'moving
on, Tai's best friend, Matt.'
'I'm Matt. I play the
guitar. And I can pwn your ass at DDR.'
Roxas scoffed.
'Ugh,
I don't think so.'
'What you think you can do better?'
Matt asked.
'I
don't think. I know.'
'Ooh,' Sora said making sound
effects. Kairi whacked him in the back of his head.
'SHH.
This fight is getting interesting.'
'Well, you wanna go then?'
Matt asked.
'Any day, Any time, Any where.' Roxas said proudly.
'Fine
go do it on February 30th
of NEVER in NEVERLAND. CAUSE IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. A) We don't
have DDR mats in the house and B) I don't think you'll keep in
contact with each other. So it's February 30th
of never in neverland. Okay? Okay. Now go Kari.'
'Neverland's
a real place you know.' Kari stated.
'FINE. FEBRUARY 30th OF KARILAND. WHERE EVERY DAY KARI'S THERE WHERE KARI'S ALWAYS RIGHT. BECAUSE KARI NEVER SHUTS UP. SHE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE THE LAST COMMENT! GEEZ.' Davis yelled eyeing Kari. Kari just sat there quietly.
'SPEECHLESS?
THAT'S A FIRST.'
'STOP YELLING AT MY LITTLE SISTER.' Tai
yelled.
'So now you come in and protect me.'
'ANYWAYS.' Davis yelled.
'next person. FEMALE Sora.'
Sora cleared her thoart.
'I'm
Sora, I like tennis. And did that guy just say Tai had a crush on
me?'
'JUST TO MAKE THINGS SHORT,' Davis said already
noticing Tai was going to say something.
'NO. TAI DOES NOT LIKE YOU. OKAY? Now go TK.'
'So I'm gonna keep this short and simple so Davis doesn't throw a tantrum. I'm T.K. The end.'
'THANK YOU T.K. GAWD. Now go Willis.'
'I'm Willis. I come from America.'
'Is that it?' Davis asked eyeing Willis.
'Yeah, that's pretty much it.'
'Thank goodness we got 2 more people. Izzy.'
'I'm
Izzy. I'm smart. Smarter than all of you combined.'
'You
know that's not true.'
'Well if anyone else can hack into the government system and change things, then you are infact, smart than I am cause I have yet to figure out how to hack the government. But, I can hack your computer so don't mess with me.'
'ANYWAYS,' Davis said kind of getting creeped out by Izzy.
'OUR LAST PERSON. FINALLY. JOE.'
'uh, you forgot me.' Mimi said.
'OMFG. YOU'LL BE THE NEXT PERSON! NEVERMIND, MIMI DOESN'T NEED A SAY IN THIS. THIS IS MIMI. THE PINK GIRL. AND JOE YOU JUST WASTER YOUR INTRODUCTION. THAT'S JOE. BLUE HAIR AND ALL. OKAY? OKAY. GAWD, NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY DONE THAT, ROOM ASSIGNMENT.'
