Ohkay ohkay yea so i put up chapter 3 :) ! yea and i added chapter 2 on the same day as well. i got some time roflrofl.
disclaimer: i do not own digimon nor kingdom hearts and none of this was real. i made it all up, everything besides kingdom hearts and digimon characters and there personalities etc. yea.


Chapter 3 – The real introduction

'So this is the house? I always expected it to be more big.' Tai said examining the house.
'It is big. Hence the word 'BIG' in Big Brother house,' Izzy stated.

'So what's the brother for?' Tai asked scratching the back of his head.

Izzy slapped his forehead.

'Gawd Tai, stop being an idiot. Gosh.' Izzy said.

Then they heard Davis' voice around the house again.
'YO LOSERS! COME TO THE LIVING ROOM. WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU ALL SET WITH YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.'

'That's it. I should've never made him leader of the digidestineds.' Tai said.
'I heard that.' Davis stated in a stern voice trying to creep out Tai.

'You hear a lot of things, okay?'

'Liar.'

Tai rolled his eyes and walked off trying to find the living room.
'You're going the wrong way!' Izzy yelled.
Sora came in.

'Sometimes I wish Tai's brain was as big as his hair.'
'You always say that.' Izzy said.

'Well, I always want it to happen.'

'Well I always want all of you to be smarter but that's not gonna happen either.' Izzy mumbled.

Sora had already walked off in the direction of the living room.
As everyone re grouped in the living room, Davis' face popped up onto the screen.
'WHOA.' Tai screamed.
'Damn right, you can't hurt me! I'm in a screen.'
'When I'm evicted or when I win, I'm gonna punch you in the face.' Matt said.

'I'll make sure Demyx interviews you then.'
'Not if I'm the winner bitch!'
'Whatever. Anyways, now to assign rooms. First, the introduction though. So how this is gonna work, we're gonna go around in a circle,'

'This is not a circle, this is a rectangle.' Kari stated cutting Davis off.
'SHUT UP. Gawd, fine. We'll go around in this RECTANGLE that Kari so nicely pointed out for us interrupting the host,' Davis said angrily.
'Okay so, on a nicer note, you can start my friend Axel.' Demyx said cheerfully.

'Who said I'm your friend?' Axel hissed.

Demyx got that puppy dog eye look again. It began to water staring right at Axel. Axel refused to look. Demyx began to cry and Davis took over once again.
'You're so mean Axel. Fine, his name is Axel. He's mean and he's also Roxas' best friend, making Roxas also mean. Since you guys are together and I've already introduced you too, lets move onto Sora.'
'Yo my name's Sora and when I win HOH this week, I'm gonna take out the other sora I met. The FEMALE one.'
Sora glared at Tai.
'Did you have a crush on her?'
'No I didn't! How would you know? You haven't even met me!' Tai responded.
'I have my ways.'
'ANYWAYS,' Davis said interrupting their conversation.
'Lets move on to Riku, Sora's best friend.'
'Well, I'm Riku. I'm nothing like Sora. I have great looks and better skills.'

Sora now pointing a rubber band to Riku's head said,
'Don't you dare make me shoot this at you.'

Riku, now looking at the rubber band asked,

'Where'd you get the rubber band from?'
Sora said in a nicer tone,
'Like I said to the other boy there, I have my ways.'
Sora almost went into an evil laughter before Davis cut them off.
'STOP FRICKEN INTERRUPTING ME. THIS MIGHT GO FRICKEN FASTER IF YOU FRICKEN SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP INTERRUPTING EACH OTHER. LIKE GAWD. Well, anyways, to the girl. Kairi. Not KARI, KAIRI. K-A-I-R-I.'

Sora now getting annoyed by the face on the screen now pointed the rubber band at the screen.
'I have my ways of getting this rubber band into the screen.'

'Ooh, I'm so scared.' Davis taunted.
'Try it pretty boy.'
'Alright.' Sora looked at Roxas and Roxas nodded. Sora shot the rubber band and Roxas quickly made a black portal right in front of the screen but no one else could see and it looked like it fused right into the screen and shot Davis right in the forehead. Everyone died laughing.

'You've just been pwned by the keyblade mastahh!'
Sora and Roxas hi fived each other.

'How come you never hi five me Roxas?' Axel asked.

'Because all your pranks are really stupid and involves me getting hurt. Like that one time,' Roxas said having a flashback.

[FLASHBACK

'Hey Roxas, I'm bored.' Axel stated.
'Yeah, well me too.' Roxas said.

'Wanna go prank someone?' Axel asked evily.

'Sure, who'd you have in mind?' Roxas asked.
'Demyx.' Axel replied with an evil grin on his face.
'What's the plan?'
'Lets go set his sitar on fire!'

'That's no good.'

'why?'

'because his element is water, he can put it out, Gawd, don't you ever think about these things?

'Fine. We'll go set Marluxia's plants on fire.'

'Alright!' Roxas said pulling out a lighter.

'Why do you need a lighter?'

'If you didn't know, you're the only one with fire power genius. I'm not a pyromaniac like you.'

They headed off into the backyard where Marluxia planted all his flowers.

'Marluxia's not here.' Roxas said telling Axel to go over.
'Alright, lets go.'
And with that, they headed into the garden, Roxas pulling out his lighter, Axel pulling out his chakrams.
'Alright, 1 2 3 GO!'

And with that, they started setting things on fire. All of a sudden, Axel heard footsteps and he forgot to warn Roxas by accident. He created a portal and left. Marluxia came in.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROXAS?!'
Roxas looked around for Axel.
'Huh? I WAS NEVER HERE!' Roxas said creating a portal.
A few minutes later, Roxas found himself trapped in a corner, with Marluxia's scythe at his throat.
'Now what the hell were you doing in my garden?'
Roxas being the dumbass said,

'Lighting your flowers on fire. What else did it look like?'
With that said, Marluxia began to hitting Roxas with his scythe. Axel walked by.
'HELP ME AXEL! I DON'T WANNA FADE I'M TOO YOUNGE TO DIE!.'

Axel laughed.
'Marluxia what are you doing?'
'Roxas set my flowers on fire.'
'Roxy, now why would you do a thing like that?'

'Well I'll take him for now Marly' Axel said.
'Thanks Axel, you're a good friend.' Marluxia said glaring at Roxas.

[flash back ended

'You know I could've died there?!' Roxas said.

'Well Roxy, be glad you didn't.'

'OMFG. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. JUST GET ON WITH THE NEXT PERSON!'
'Hi my name's Namine, I like to draw in my sketch book, but get on my nerves and I'll be forced to draw about you. Bad things. That do come true.'

'about that..we kinda think you're gonna cheat with it so we have to confiscate it.'
The police suddenly came in and took Namine's sketchbook.

'NOOOO. HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE?!' Namine asked dropping to her knees.

'STOP COMPLAINING GOD. LETS GO ONTO THE NEXT CONTESTANT NOW BECAUSE NAMINE'S BEING ALL CRY BABYISH. Well, here's Tai. Sora's look a like.'

'If I'm not mistaken, I thought you guys looked a like too.' Kari said.

'Shut up!' Davis yelled.

'Tai, go introduce yourself before I die of impatientness.'

Sora then said,
'Quick, make him more impatient so he can die.'

'Hey rubber band boy, shut up!'
Tai coughed.

'My name's Tai. I like soccer. The end.'

'Nice Tai, short and simple. I like you. You're the only one who did that so far.' Davis said.

'moving on, Tai's best friend, Matt.'
'I'm Matt. I play the guitar. And I can pwn your ass at DDR.'
Roxas scoffed.

'Ugh, I don't think so.'
'What you think you can do better?' Matt asked.

'I don't think. I know.'
'Ooh,' Sora said making sound effects. Kairi whacked him in the back of his head.

'SHH. This fight is getting interesting.'
'Well, you wanna go then?' Matt asked.

'Any day, Any time, Any where.' Roxas said proudly.

'Fine go do it on February 30th of NEVER in NEVERLAND. CAUSE IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. A) We don't have DDR mats in the house and B) I don't think you'll keep in contact with each other. So it's February 30th of never in neverland. Okay? Okay. Now go Kari.'
'Neverland's a real place you know.' Kari stated.

'FINE. FEBRUARY 30th OF KARILAND. WHERE EVERY DAY KARI'S THERE WHERE KARI'S ALWAYS RIGHT. BECAUSE KARI NEVER SHUTS UP. SHE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE THE LAST COMMENT! GEEZ.' Davis yelled eyeing Kari. Kari just sat there quietly.

'SPEECHLESS? THAT'S A FIRST.'
'STOP YELLING AT MY LITTLE SISTER.' Tai yelled.

'So now you come in and protect me.'

'ANYWAYS.' Davis yelled.

'next person. FEMALE Sora.'

Sora cleared her thoart.

'I'm Sora, I like tennis. And did that guy just say Tai had a crush on me?'
'JUST TO MAKE THINGS SHORT,' Davis said already noticing Tai was going to say something.

'NO. TAI DOES NOT LIKE YOU. OKAY? Now go TK.'

'So I'm gonna keep this short and simple so Davis doesn't throw a tantrum. I'm T.K. The end.'

'THANK YOU T.K. GAWD. Now go Willis.'

'I'm Willis. I come from America.'

'Is that it?' Davis asked eyeing Willis.

'Yeah, that's pretty much it.'

'Thank goodness we got 2 more people. Izzy.'

'I'm Izzy. I'm smart. Smarter than all of you combined.'
'You know that's not true.'

'Well if anyone else can hack into the government system and change things, then you are infact, smart than I am cause I have yet to figure out how to hack the government. But, I can hack your computer so don't mess with me.'

'ANYWAYS,' Davis said kind of getting creeped out by Izzy.

'OUR LAST PERSON. FINALLY. JOE.'

'uh, you forgot me.' Mimi said.

'OMFG. YOU'LL BE THE NEXT PERSON! NEVERMIND, MIMI DOESN'T NEED A SAY IN THIS. THIS IS MIMI. THE PINK GIRL. AND JOE YOU JUST WASTER YOUR INTRODUCTION. THAT'S JOE. BLUE HAIR AND ALL. OKAY? OKAY. GAWD, NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY DONE THAT, ROOM ASSIGNMENT.'