When I make fanfics I like to update fast! Kindly point out any misspells, I'm very careless. Thank you.

January 13, Monday, 3:00am

Whew...Okay I'm gonna explain the events of my mission in great detail so you better read carefully! So, I arrived almost late at the meeting place and Ikkaku and Yumichika were already there, yelling at me as I plugged my ears, well Ikkaku did most of the yelling, then we went on shunpoing to watchamacallit district in Rukongai. We spotted the hollows and the numbers seemed a little too big for a three-men team. Anyway Ikkaku and Yumichika quickly went into action, so I followed them. They were killing hollows so fast I couldnt catch up with them, so I stupidly went for the biggest one. Not exactly a menos but close enough. "Kill the silence, Reaper" XD so I said that and I began roasting all the visible hollows. Too bad I didnt notice I was also simmering two shinigami behind me. After that I missed my chance on gaining extra credit cuz not only did I accidentally hit my teammates but I also burned the surrounding areas which includes the trees, and houses. Fuck. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: depressed/miserable)

January 13, Monday, 9:36pm

I felt bad about what I did so I visited Ikkaku and Yumichika in 4th division that morning. Luckily their wounds arent that serious, only minor burns and scalds. Then I forgot to do the mission report. Shit. After I did a crappy report (but still presentable) I rushed to Zaraki Kenpachi's office and submitted the form to him. And he said, "The report?! I dont give damn about reports!" What an ass. "But I think Yumichika already submitted one." Then I became a bit teary-eyed. I'm so useless.. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: still depressed/sad)

January 14, Tuesday, 10:10pm

MY DEPRESSION IS CURED!! Earlier today when I was still depressed I was looking out the window where you can see the beautiful view of 10th division and a grass field. I was randomly gazing in one of the windows then I suddenly saw Hitsugaya-taicho glancing at me!! I was like, oh my god, but then I tried to look cool and walk away.. but I tripped and fell down, again. I went beet red and guess who came to my rescue? HITSUGAYA-TAICHO HIMSELF! He asked if I was alright and said "That looked liked it hurt so much." It really did. He helped me up and handed me a few papers. "Here, might as well give you this, be more careful next time." He said in his cute voice and left me there sitting like a lovestruck fool. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: lovestruck/happy)

January 15, Wednesday, 8:24pm

When I was ready to go home a while ago Yachiru and the 8th division fukutaicho Ise Nanao asked me to come with them for a moment. They lead me to an office (I didnt notice 'Shinigami Women's Association' written on the door okay?!) with lots of high seated female shinigami. "Nee, nee, Mori-chan join the women's association!" Yachiru told me. I was speechless. I tried not to look like an idiot with I-would-be-honored-to-join! written all over my face. My mind was like, OH MY GOD THERE WAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WANT ME IN! Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: happy/very happy)

January 16, Thursday, 11:45pm

My hell started again today. Early in the morning Ikkaku finally let me spar with him but sadly I lost cuz I havent been practicing my single sword skills. After that I was all sweaty and yucky so I decided to have a quick shower in the division's washroom. Too bad Ikkaku that bald fool didnt knock or look carefully at the sign that said "Women" I wasnt like, "ACK! IKKAKU YOU BALD PERVERT!" But I was like, "Oh hi there." Then I grabbed a towel and covered his face, then I broke his nose. It bled a lot. And I shoved him out. After that somehow I was cranky the whole day. Signed, Haruzaki Morio (mood: proud of myself/cranky)

There you have it! It's so fun writing stuff like this! Thanks for reading and review