I apologise I don't know much about getting arrested in America and the way things go, so I made it up...Sue me!

The next thing, all I see is blue flashing lights and the sound of "This is the Seattle Police Department, do not move...hands above your head"...FUCK!

Chapter 3

Callies POV

Ok Torres... You're stood in front of this officer and there are about 4 other police cars, just stop looking at the floor...you're a bad ass surgeon, you've got all these qualifications surely you can come up with an explanation.

"Ma'am...I asked you...what you are doing?...JONES please, please get that woman to stop crying!"

Ma'am he called me Ma'am how old do I look! I look over to Arizona who is currently stood in front of an officer crying and making a god awful noise as she does, but at the same time, she seems to be trying to run past the officer, all I can hear is "I'm too pretty to go to jail..Do you know what they would do to someone like me...This is America, it's a free country..Hey grabby hands..hey...off... PUT ME DOWN..You, Mr will be hearing from my lawyer...put me down..Caaaallliiiooooppppeeeeee!" I laugh to myself as I see two officers are escorting my beautiful blonde to a police van, her hands in cuffs, hmm she looks hot..cuffs, I'll have to remember that one.

"Ma'am?"

"Alright, Alright, Sorry.. Look officer I know what it looks like..I got a call from my friend, you know the naked guy, saying he was in trouble. So, we came rushing down, to find him naked on the other side of this wall. I thought the best thing to do would be to get him in the car and find out what the hell had happened, trust me I'm as confused and curious as you."

The officer just stares at me, clearly thinking I'm crazy, I guess he is right, a blonde and a brunette helping a naked man escape over a wall, in such a nice area like this. Shit, think Torres...

"We're cut people open...I mean for a living" Great going Torres, now the officer thinks you're crazier that before...Words Torres, form words..."We're surgeons..We all work at Seattle Grace Mercy West, so we aren't loco if that's what you're thinking, and I'm sure Mark, you know the naked one, will have a perfectly good explanation."

"Riiight ok Miss..." the officer searches my face for some form of recognition of supplying him with my name.."Torres, Calliope Torres and The naked guy is Mark Sloan"

"Right thank you Miss Torres, and the blonde we just locked up..Do you know her? Is she part of "this?"

Here's my chance to escape the blonde, deny all knowledge, surely then I'll not only be protecting her, but people won't think that I choose all the crazy ones..No she would kill me if I disown her...won't she?

"Robbins, Arizona Robbins..The crazy blonde.." I sigh, I really can't pretend like I don't know her. I can still hear the faint sound of her beautiful voice "This is an injustice...Fine..Take me to the slammer..But... officer Grabby hands, they will be my bitches!" I shake my head, she really has lost it, I always knew she was a little bit crazy, but now the American policing system has made her go crazy.

I'm once again pulled out of my thoughts by the officer turning me around and placing hand cuffs on my wrists...

"Errm sorry what are you doing? I've explained... just go talk to the well hung naked man" That sounded so much better in my head..."Officer please!" I try a little eye flirting, but no nothing..I'm losing my touch!

"Sorry Miss Torres, Mr Sloan started to flirt with one of our officers, not the best thing to do while naked, and Miss Robbins has caused quite a fuss that we have had to restrain her and she is now on her way to being booked in...So that mean's I'm going to have to arrest you too, as an accessory" I'm sure this Officer is finding this rather funny as I see a slight smirk across his face, this just infuriates me more.

"Fine..but I would like to know what I am being charged with, also call Carlos Torres, THE Carlos Torres from Miami, the hotelier that is very good friends with the Chief of Police here in Seattle.." I start rambling, I know I shouldn't bring my Dad into this, but I'm scared... Yes the rock star is scared!

"Miss Torres, Please calm down...We have spoken to Mr. Sloan regarding this incident and we aren't going to be charging you or him with anything. We just need to be seen doing our best to help protect the neighbourhood, so we will escort you to the police station and then you're free to go."

"Wait..You said me or him? What about Arizona? She really wasn't involved in any of this, she was asleep in the car, Oh I have the cutest picture of that, anyway, all she did was help me to get up the wall..If anything she is more innocent that me, if someone can be more innocent" I gasp for air, realising that at some point tonight, I have forgotten how to breathe..Jeez Torres stop rambling.

"Ahh...Miss Robbins" the officer grins while saying her name, rocking back and forward on his heels.."Well.. Miss Robbins, has caused quite a scene and the fact we had to restrain her on top of her unwillingness to co-operate with the police, we will have to arrest her and have her in the cell for a few hours, until she calms down. Now I understand ya'll are Doctors, so if you can get Miss Robbins to co-operate and apologise for causing a nuisance then I am sure we can come to some agreement, and this remains off her criminal record!"

I could kiss this officer right now... Although talking Arizona down might be harder than it seems! I allow the officer to escort me to the police car , as I see Mark being handed my hoodie, to cover "little Sloan", unfortunately we aren't in the same car, so I can't ask what has happened and why I am in a police car, but I will, and once I find out "Big Sloan" will wish he had stayed on the other side of that wall and faced whatever it is, he was escaping from!

A short ride later and we arrive at the local police station. Both Sloan and I are led in to the holding area, waiting being booked in. I shoot a glare to Mark, which in return gets me a "I'm sorry" look from his eyes and the shrug of his shoulder. I look around, it's been about 20 minutes since I saw Arizona being driven off in the police car and I am still yet to hear or see anything from her... That is until I hear the faint sound of something rattling and then.."Listen people..This is an injustice, sure we may have done things that in the eyes of the law aren't "legal" but you find me an innocent person in this world..You...Tina, you work to streets to provide for your children, I'm not saying that your career path is what I would choose but we all have to make ends meet!" I look around the corner to see my blonde has managed to gather the people in her holding cell in to what looks like an AA meeting, she has their full attention, all eyes intently watching her, and we're talking what looks like prostitutes, to drug dealers to men with large tattoos, biker jackets and a shaved head. I can't help chuckle to myself, which catches the blondes attention and earns a wolf whistle my way, I just shake my head and carry on trying to get us out of this mess.

An hour later I am informed that me and Mark are free to go, but Arizona is still yet to co-operate, apparently something about a fair trial and wanting justice for her new "friends."

While Arizona is still in the cell and we're waiting for Marks lift to come collect him, it gives me and the tall man a chance to talk.

"So...Mark...want to explain..Why I get a call from you at that time of day, while I was erm busy, and why I am now on a sex ban, because you said it was "important" and we are now sat in the police station?"

"Torres..Were you getting your pound cake on with jailbait over there, when I called?" Mark grins to himself, while i swiftly punch him in the arm..

"Not the point Sloan, explain, and explain fast!" I exhale, trying my hardest to keep a straight face

"Well... You remember that patient today, the reeeally hot, hot, HOT, red head?"

"Errm" Trying to feign my memory, but I could never have forgotten that face she was gorgeous.."I remember Sloan, she came in for her broken jaw?"

"Yeah her, Well her name was Lauren..and she was hot, and I couldn't stop staring at her..Don't roll your eyes at me Torres...Anyway, I just couldn't take my eyes off of her, and I didn't know why..other than the fact she was gorgeous..I digress, she said that she was looking for a plastics specialist for some work she wanted doing, so being the gentleman that I am I offered my services."

"Mark...none of this is explaining why I am in the police station at half 4 in the morning" My patience was wearing thin, and all I wanted was a proper explanation, then I could rescue Arizona and go home to bed!

"Yeah Torres..I'm getting there, anyway, she called me after my shift and you know, we met for a drink, one thing lead to another, I ended up back at hers, and that's when I remembered...I'd already slept with her! ..No do not judge me...wait... So there we were doing to deed, and she starts talking marriage, and babies, and how she knew I'd come back to her, and that we just had to tell her husband!...So I ran...and then realised I was naked, and stuck, so I rang you, and then she came looking for me..So I hid in the bushes..and then she went in to the house.. the next thing I knew was when you arrived, and then the police arrested me, and explained that she had reported me as a missing person and that's why they were here, and they came fast because she is a local fruit cake and it's easier to just turn up and try and help..and I'm sorry Torres!"

Trying to stifle back the laughter throughout Marks confession was probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.. but it was worth it, just to see the look on his face..Priceless!

"Well Mark, I hope you have lear..." I started to give Mark a lesson before I was cut off.

"Torres..You better have a damn good explanation as to why you skinny assed girlfriend rang me, waking me and my child up at 4.30am telling me she needed to be busted out of the joint.." The short woman glared at me making me feel as if I wanted the ground to swallow me up.

"Wh..What? Bailey? No,.., Arizona rang you?" The look on the general surgeons face was less than impressed."How does she know your number!"

"Torres, I do not care how "old happy face" knows my number, I want to know why, if you're here she felt the need to ring me..and I shall repeat, wake me and my child at 4:30am!"

Before I could speak, I heard the swinging of doors opening coming in to the station.

"Arizona..I'm heeeerrrrrreee!" The sound of a very, very drunk teddy

"Ya'll are like crazy school children, I have my own child to look after..Why is attachment Barbie here, and why is she drunk! Sloan where are your clothes? You're a grown man!..I've had enough of this..Torres you deal with 'this'"..The surgeon gesturing to the drunken cardio surgeon "..and Dr. Perky over there, and I shall take "Mr. I can't keep my clothes on" home..and I shall put this out there..you are all..ALL...covering my on-calls for the next month"

"Yes, Bailey" was all the three of us could muster, with our heads facing the floor... before anything else could be said Bailey was whisking Mark out of the police department. This meant I was left with drunken Teddy and an angry Arizona!

Before I could turn to face Teddy and try and work out what was going on in the land of crazy tonight I heard Teddy's voice..

"Exxcccuuuusee Me..Ocifer..Officer I mean...Why have you..yes yoouuuu arrest..arr. d, my friend! She is innocengt" Teddy's drunken rant only made funnier by the fact that she didn't seem to realise she had a trail of toilet paper sticking to her shoe!

"Teddy..Teddy is that you? I am innocent.. tell them I'm innocent!" Arizona shouted at the recognition of her best friends voice.

I realised it was about I put an abrupt end to al of this.."Look officer, if I can just have a word with Arizona Robbins I can get this sorted and we can be gone" I pleaded with the officer who I had spoken with earlier, hoping that some part of him would allow the rules to be bent so I could speak to her..He nodded hi s head and gestured towards the cells.

"Thank you, Thank you"

I headed towards the cells..

"Calliope!..are you hear to bust me out?" The blonde screamed once she saw me coming closer

"Arizona, shush...Listen, don't say anything, just listen...All you have to do is apologise, just speak with the officer who you were talking to and apologise, that's it, and then you, me and Teddy can leave" I looked at the blonde hoping she would take the easy option and not argue..

"Calliope I did nothing wrong, why should I apologise, I just cried, and you know I have my authority issues and then he started bombarding me with questions, and then I wanted my lawyer, and then he started picking me up and putting me in a car and..and..I want my friend out as well...One for all and all for one!"

"Look, I know you did nothing wrong, but the officer over there has said, if you apologise, stop shouting, and agree to come out quietly, he will let YOU out, not your friends, but you, and this will not appear on your rap sheet!" I change the tone of my voice hoping the blonde understands the opportunity she has been given..

"Ok, fine Calliope...Bring officer Grabby Hands over here and i'll apologise"

"Thank you"

Half an hour later, Arizona had apologised and been cut off before she started saying "But..." she had been released, and we were now heading back home. Arizona and Teddy had decided it would be easier to have a "sleepover" as we were all due at the hospital in 4 hours.

We entered the apartment building and took the elevator up to our floor, as we approached our apartment we noticed that the door was ajar, we slowly walked forward...