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wewacian: good news! pooh bear has written us again
Neji: who?
wewacian: the one I gave a cookie
Gaara: -nibbling cookie-...?
wewacian: you know...pooh bear...she asked all those questions
Neji: OOOOOoooh
wewacian: yeah...anyway
Lmao, that was a great chapter! Thanks for the cookie, wewacian! -Munches on cookie-
Tenten: Don't listen to Neji! You really are my favorite kunoichi! AND YOU DO ROCK AND NEJI DOESN'T SO HA NEJI!
Neji: Listen to your sensei and stop being such a slut! It's not proper to sell your body on the street corner!
Lee: -Hugs again- Don't kill youself to save Sakura! It isn't worth it!
Gaara: -Attempts to hug again- You should go out with Hinata! That was kind of random, but I think you two would get along...as long as you don't try to kill her.
Naruto: -Attempts to hug AGAIN- Did you ever have a one night stand with Sasuke? And if you don't tell the truth I'll ask Sasuke!
Kiba: -Hugs Kiba- You're one of my fave characters as well! Is there anyone in the cast you like?
That's all I can think of for now. Please update soon wewacian!
Pooh Bear Is My Hero
Tenten: hear that? I rock and you dont!
Neji: -listening to "walkie talkie man"
Tenten: CURSE YOU NEJI AND YOUR HIPNESS!
Kakashi: -snicker-
Tenten:.. oh god...OH GOD! IM BECOMING GAI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-gasp-
Gai: HAHAHA GOOD YOU SEE YOU TAKING AFTER ME! HERE LET ME STYLE YOUR HAIR FOR YOU!
Tenten: what!? NO GET AWAY!!! PUT DOWN THE BOWL!
Neji: heh heh heh...
Sasuke: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you...read your part
Neji: -reading- IM NOT A SLUT!
Gai: -tosses condoms at Neji's head-
Neji: OW! STOP IT!
Gai: SELLING YOUR BODY ON THE STREET IF VERY UNYOUTHFUL NEJI! -throws larger box of condoms-
Neji: AHHH MY EYE! POOH BEAR IS LIEING
Gai: pooh bear doesnt lie! YOU lie! -throws a bunch of condom boxes-
Neji: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE CONDOM BOXES?!
Gai: LIKE YOU DONT KNOW! SLUT!
Neji: -cries- im not a slut...
Lee: -reads his part- WHY WOULD I KILL MYSELF!? KILLING YOURSELF IS VERY UNYOUTHFUL!!JUST LIKE BEING A SLUT!...neji -stands next to Gai and throws condom boxes-
Neji: -in the corner bombarded by condom boxes- WHY ME!?
Lee: AND THANKS FOR THE HUG! IT WAS VERY YOUTHFUL OF YOU
Gai: VERY YOUTHFUL INDEED! LET'S HUG NOW LEE!
Lee: OF COURSE GAI SENSEI! -man hug-
Kakashi/Neji: discusting...
Gai/Tenten/Lee: CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIPNESS!
Tenten: NOOOOOOOOO!! WHY!!
Gai: HOW VERY YOUTHFUL CURSING THEIR HIPNESS!
Lee: YES VERY YOUTHFUL INDEED
Gai: SHALL WE MAN-HUG?!
Lee: YES! AND TENTEN SHOULD JOIN US!
Gai: YES!
Lee: QUITE!
Gai: INDEED
Lee: INDEED QUITE!
Gai: YES INDEED!
Lee: QUITE YES INDEED!
Tenten: -slinking away-
Gai: LOOK THERE SHE IS! JUST WAITING FOR OUR YOUTHFUL HUG!
Lee/Gai: -triple hug-
Tenten:...-discusted-
Lee: OH MY BUT YOUR HAIR DOES NOT MATCH YOUR YOUTHFUL WAYS! YOU NEED A VERY YOUTHFUL HAIRCUT!
Gai: IVE GOT THE BOWL OF YOUTH RIGHT HERE!
Tenten: too...discusted...to move...crap...
Gai: GET ME THE MOUSE OF YOUTH!
Lee: OF COURSE SENSEI!
wewacian: Gaara..stop the madness by answering your question
Gaara: HUG!? -tosses Sakura to intercept the hug- oh...and uh...we kinda already ARE going out.
Naruto: WHAT!!??!
Hinata: yeah...the whole shy thing was to hide my inner evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Ahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
everyone except Gaara:... ..
Gaara: I just love your cute little laugh.
Naruto: -hugged- no...I...didnt...have sex with Sasuke...
Orochimaru: That's not what this video tape I found on Ninja eBay says
Naruto: video? wha-I-where?who? how did?
Orochimaru: keep your ninja-pants on...it's not like I keep a tv and vcr like these ones that just appeared in the corner with the tape in it...
Naruto:...wait, what?
everyone: -watching the tape-
Orochimaru: -eating popcorn-
Naruto: wait...what?
Shikimaru: you'll have to teach me how to do that Sasuke...
Sasuke: hn
Naruto: wait this is WRONG we're barely teenagers! who even taped this!
Orochimaru: it was me
Naruto: you bought it from yourself?
Orochimaru:...what?
Naruto: nevermind...hey...wait...THAT'S NOT EVEN ME
Shikimaru: now that you mention it...I dont remember you being incredibly pale
Kiba: thanks for the hug...and Hinata, WAIT THAT'S OROCHIMARU!
everyone except orochimaru/kabuto/sasuke: -baaaaaaaarf-
Kiba: YOU'RE SICK MAN!
Shikimaru: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT!?
Lee/Gai: MY BEAUTIFUL YOUTHFUL EYES!
wewacian: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEXT LETTER!
I'm back for more because it was hilarious.
So Itachi are you gay since almost every other guy seems to be?
If so, what is your dream pairing?
Orochimaru, would it bother you to be called oreo because you have the
whole black and white thing going for you?
Neji, people say you look like a girl, what do you think of that?
They also suggest cutting you hair, is that something you would do?
Sasgay if you're out of the spa yet, what's up with the hair? It looks like a chicken's ass. Have you heard
that before?
I bet you have and finally who out of all of you are taking drugs?
Itachi: nope...not gay, and what do you mean everyone else is gay?
Jaraiya: yeah, im not
Naruto: neither am I
Sasuke: I not
Naruto:...you totally are
Sasuke:...cough
Kiba: im not...the hell are you talking about?
Zabuza: I like oragami!
Haku: im gay for Zabuza
Naruto: duh
Kakashi: im not gay
Kiba: how do you explain kissing Iruka then?
Kakashi:...im bi
Gai: HAVING SO MANY CHOICES IS SO HIP! CURSE YOU KAKASHI!
Kakashi: -reading-hm? did you yell something?
Neji: I think we've established most people arent gay.
Gai: SHUT UP WHORE! -throws condom box-
Neji: OW MY LUNGS!
Orochimaru: ...im not black and white, what the hell are you smoking
Neji: well...my hair makes me feel pretty, so I guess I dont care...and NEVAR! ILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR! nevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevernevereverevereverevereverevereverevereverevereverEVER
Sasuke: im tired of people saying that...
Kakashi: I am
Lee: THE ONLY THING IM HIGH ON IS LIFE BITCHES!
Naruto: why do you think I love that ramen so much?
Sasuke: well...roofies
Neji: im not on any
Orochimaru: nothin
Kabuto: nothing
Gai: THE ONLY THING IM HIGH ON IS COCAINE!
Kakashi: sigh...still no question directed at me, ah well
This story scares me and is funny, anyway here's my question...
Gaara, why do you have to be so mad about your childhood, can't you just get over it. Well, if you're really that mad then take out all your anger on Oritchimaru. Anyway, Lee can you get a wax, THANX!
Gaara: No, I can't get over because maybe you werent paying attention to my past of constantly being alone, no human contact ever, betrayal, and being shunned all before I was 7. MAYBE...just maybe THAT'S why I cant just "get over it", and I cant take it all out on Orochimaru because people always die before I can.
Lee: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! ME AND MY SENSEI GET A BIKINI WAX EVERY SATURDAY!
everyone else: -shudder-
Sasuke, How would you feel if you died when the very last esposide?
Orochimaru, Will you please got to hell?
Ino, did you know that you are werid.
unknowndragon
Sasuke: I dont know HOW i'd feel, I'd be dead
Orochimaru: i'm to sexy to go to hell! -good guy pose-
Neji: UUGH what are you doing, you discust me! -tosses a box at condoms-
Ino: im not weird...-crys-
Sakura: -comforts- OH WAY TO GO UNKNOWNDRAGON! YOU MADE HER CRY!
Gai: VERY UNYOUTHFUL!
Lee: VERY UNYOUTHFUL INDEED!
wewacian:anyway...thanks for all your questions...except one...please write in some more original ones next time, please.
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