A/N: This is an omorashi. The word sneezing suggested by Isla-Robin-295. Thank you human. It is very much appreciated. Yas. A warning ahead of time, Dib is the Uke and Zim is the Seme. And Dib is pregnant. Yeah. Enjoy!

Only a few months ago, Zim had impregnated Dib with his smeets. Dib is now six months along. He lives Zim in his base. Son on and so forth. All the awful symptoms of pregnancy hit poor Dib with full force. Every morning, Dib would wake up with the urge to vomit. He would have to wake up in the middle of the night to go pee. He couldn't eat some of his favorite foods because they made him sick. Yet he craved to eat the strangest things he would never have eaten. When Zim would yell at him, he would almost cry. And Zim had to put up with all of it.

One day, Dib was feeling extra moody, and Zim was beginning to get tired of Dib's constant complaining!

"Zim my feet hurt."

"Zim, I have to pee."

"Zim, I can't find the remote!"

"I'm hungry, Zim!"

"Get that food away from me, Zim!"

"Zim, I'm gonna throw up!"

"Zim, I threw up."

"Zim, I hate this movie! It makes me cry!"

"Zim, I'm tired!"

"Zim, will you buy me some ice cream?"

Zim couldn't stand it!

Zim was out buying Zim a third tub of rocky road ice cream, when he figured out what to do about Dib's constant complaining! Something that will keep him occupied. Pregnant people like to be happy. And happiness mean... KITTIES! He will buy Dib a kitty! GENIUS!

Zim returned home shortly to find Dib still sitting on the sofa, right where he was when Zim left.

"What took you so long?" groaned Dib, "I don't want ice cream anymore. I want donuts."

Zim gritted his teeth with irritation. "Well, I have something for you that's better than ice cream and donuts."

"Better than donuts?" Dib asked skeptically.

"Yes. So much better!"

The cat mews.

"Zim... what is that?"

Zim pulls the cat out of the cat carrier and hold it up in front of Dib. It was a cute gray cat with golden eyes. "Surprise! It's a kitty! Be happy now!"

"No! Zim!" Dib yells. He starts to sneeze. "Zim! Achoo! Get it away from me! Achoo!"

"What's wrong? Do you not like the kitty?" Zim pushes the kitty closer to Dib's face. Dib tried to push the cat away as he continued sneezing.

The symptom that hit Dib the hardest was the frequent urination. He found himself getting up to pee every twenty minutes. He felt the intense pressure on his bladder get worse as he sneezed uncontrollably.

He squeezed his thighs together as he pushed the cat away. Zim held the cat in his arms. "What's wrong Dib stink? Do you not enjoy the company of the constant mewing of the furry beast?"

"I'm achoo allergic to achoo to cats!" Dib said. He stood up in an attempt to leave the room. That was a horrible mistake. He lost control over his bladder upon standing.

Zim didn't notice since he was turned around at the time shooing the cat out the door. He shut the door and turned back around to see the wet patch that steadily grew in Dibs pants. Zim just watched and said nothing. Dib eventually stopped sneezing. Dib's face went red when he realized what he had done. He emptied his bladder all over his boyfriend's floor while he watched. His emotions got the best of him and he began to tear up. They were both speechless for awhile.

Eventually Zim sighed and took dibs hand. He led him over to a small table next to his couch. "Computer." He said, "Take me down." The table lifts up and the floor opens. The hover platform lifts up and Zim pulls Dib onto it. The elevator takes them down and neither of them speak.

"I-I'm sorry." Dib spoke up.

"For what?" Zim replied calmly, "You have nothing to apologize for."

"Yes I do. I made a mess in your house for you to clean up. I'm sorry."

"No, it was entirely my fault. I brought the cat home and made you sneeze and- wait! Who said I was going to clean it!?"

"I'm not gonna clean it!" Yelled Dib, forgetting his embarrassment. "You're the one who brought home the cat and made me sneeze!"

"How was I supposed to know your allergic to cats!"

The couple continued to argue like this and everyone lived happily ever after.

That is... until GIR found the mess...

A/N: Okay! That went horribly! God I suck at writing. But still, it was fun. Like I said earlier, this one is for Isla-Robin-295. Thank you human.

This is probably like the third Dib omorashi ever written. Since they are usually all about Zim. Keep the words coming people! I'm gonna look pretty fucking stupid if I have to make up my own words.