Sorry it has been so long, I did you warn you, anywho enough chit chat. Enjoy
"Why, on God's green earth are we being called in here at 7am on a Saturday morning?" Deeks moaned the morning after team night.
"You're not looking to good there Deeks" Sam commented eliciting a dirty look from Deeks. "Have a little too much fun last night?"
"Urgh I really hate you ALL" Kensi all but yelled as she sauntered in not long after Deeks. She was sporting a dishevelled appearance with sunglasses covering her eyes and her bag dragging on the ground behind her.
"What's up Ms Blye and Mr Deeks, you seem to be a little under the weather this morning." Hetty said subtly mocking them, as she entered the bullpen where her agents were talking.
"What the hell Hetty, how are you not like, passed out on the floor somewhere Hetty, we only left the bar like 4 hours ago." Deeks asked astounded that she was still her usual self. "You had like triple the amount we had…how?"
"I don't know what you're talking about" Hetty replied feigning ignorance to the question. "I drank quadruple the amount you two had!"
"Then how are you not like…I don't know…passed out somewhere" Kensi whined to Hetty not caring the tone she took with her boss
"Let's just call it experience, shall we?" Hetty responded in her usual calm manner, then turning to Sam and Callen who made themselves look busy at their desks. "Now as I remember, Mr Hanna over there, you chickened out on us last night quite early if I recall, and Mr Callen, you just gave up didn't you. How was it sleeping on the floor of your car last night?"
The team sat there, mouths opening and shutting, gobsmacked at their tiny boss. She was rarely that cheeky with her team, and when she was, it always shocked them, as she rarely let them behind her hard exterior.
"Now, I believe we were called here for a reason, so stop dragging your feet. Mr Beale?" Hetty continued on, not letting the stunned agents and detective comment.
The day had been long and hard on the entire team, it had been especially for Kensi and Deeks who had hardly got any sleep the night before and were working with a hangover.
"So… anyone in for drinks?" Deeks asked innocently as they sat at their respective desks packing up their equipment.
"you're dreamin'" came the immediate reply from Kensi
"Wha-"
"If you even think I am in for a repeat last night I think you have issues."
"Wha-"
"He's always had issues, we should have him committed, although I feel as though he would fit right in" Callen inputted interrupting the detective yet again.
"Oh yeah, go ahead, laugh at the new guy"
"Deeks," Kensi said as if speaking to a kid, "You're not the new guy anymore, and you've been working here for 4 years. That no longer classifies you as new. If anything, Nell is newer then you!"
"I resent that!"
"Deeks there is nothing to resent, I just stated the facts" Kens replied mockingly, picking up her bag and waiting for the rest of the team to finish.
"I think-"
"Oh oh, what have we told you about thinking Deeks… It's too dangerous for you. You could hurt someone in the process." Sam scoffed, interrupting Deeks this time.
Deeks looked to the ceiling as if seeking its help "God give me strength" he begged also standing up and walking to the exit of the bullpen.
Again jumping on the 'mock Deeks' bandwagon Kensi piped up. "I always thought that Deeks would get me killed in the field. It's a dangerous place out there with him!"
"Thanks partner" Deeks practically yelled back sarcastically, "I thought you were supposed to have my back."
"Oh no, after last night there is no way you are getting off that easily buddy." Kensi mocked grinning at the chuckles that were coming from Sam and Callen and the look of faux hurt of Deeks face.
"Oh ok, that's what this is all about, still holding a grudge about that. Well no one told you that the top of the bar was a good place to dance! And for the record have any of you actually told Hetty no before?" Deeks retorted standing with his hands on his hips and starting to move towards the exit of the mission with Sam, Callen and Kensi right behind him.
"Ohhh do tell more, this sounds interesting!" Sam piped up deciding to lay off of Deeks for now anyway and ignoring his question.
"Well lets see, after you left last n-" Deeks started
"If you so much as think of finishing that story, god so help me I will kill you and there is nothing anyone can do about it" The junior agent threatened putting her most menacing face on.
"You wouldn't hurt me Fern"
"You sure about that there tough guy, I haven't seen that look in her eyes for a while" Callen inputted loving the conversation just that little bit too much. "You might want to reign it in a little bit there Deeks" Was Callen's parting shot as split off from the rest of the group and headed to his car. Sam following a few steps later.
Chuckling Sam said goodbye to everyone and proceeded to hop in his car and speed off in the direction of his home.
"Well Fern it's just you and me."
"Hold up, don't count your chickens before they hatch, it's just you left. I'm going home where there is a tub of ice cream and a hot bath with my name written all. Over. It."
"Fine, but you're missing out."
With an exaggerated sigh Kensi turned on her heel and opened her car door, "I'll see you tomorrow shaggy" and drove away.
Let me know what you think, should I continue?
