Thanks for the support guys, I really appreciate it.

Before anything, I want to give some credit to Tsunashi777 and Coldblue, for giving great ideas and inspiration, which will push me to give my all in this Fic. Coldblue, if by any chance you have your own account, don't hesitate in PM me, it would be my pleasure to talk and share ideas between the two of us, I would even like to have you as a pre-reader, have an opinion of a chapter before is even publish.

For some questions I receive from the last chapter, I will answer some that will probably not spoil the plot or anything, so here we go.

I do realize and find funny how Deadpool and Kakuzu have a passion for money, that kind of makes them a very good team, and like last Chapter, they know how to fight as a Team, unlike certain Jashin worshiper we all know.

Deadpool will not be called Wade Wilson, why?, because that isn't a Japanese name, have any of you seen 'Deadpool Kills Deadpool'?, imagine this is one of the many Deadpool versions there is.

Will this Deadpool take part in the 'Deadpool Multiverse War'?, maybe, probably, definitely. But that will be for a later date.

I already have an origin story for Deadpool, one that I'm sure many will find acceptable for the Merc…sorry, I mean, Shinobi with a Mouth standards. Deadpool's origin village will be later reveal along with his past.

Deadpool do have more Chakra affinities, but they will be reveal later in the story.

Like it was stated before by Yugito and Chiriko, Deadpool's Chakra isn't normal, and it has something to do whit his origin, not gonna reveal any of that. His Katanas are special, and let's just say that Deadpool has a really unusual weapons provider that will reveal himself later.

Interesting idea about Deadpool having a summoning contract, and I do have been considering it, but I'm not sure about salamanders. Still trying to come up with an animal that suits Deadpool, wich is hard, maybe a Parrot?, you know, since he talks a lot, (Idea from Tsunashi777) but that will come later.

About pairings, I do have some girls that will probably kill for a piece of Deadpool, If you know what I mean?, hmm. No harem.

And I'm talking about mature ladies, not as old as Tsunade, but neither as young as Sakura or Ino.

And yes, I do have the game and have a lot of Deadpool comics, like a lot.

Deadpool for Life.

Also, do you people like Deadpool?, obviously, otherwiseyou wouldn't be here, but do you also like characters like Taskmaster, Deathstroke and Red Hood?, then I highly recommend you "Four Mercs Walk into a Universe", by Kriegon, seriously, it's amazing, you are gonna laugh so hard, and it's pretty well done, you are gonna love it, so please go try it out.

Also, yes, I do made a lot of mistakes, but believe me when I tell you that I used to be far worse than what I am right now.

Anyway, what are you doing?, go read the chapter!.


"A Not Too Friendly Encounter"


"So, which one of you fuckers wants to die first?", said Deadpool, now standing up and taking the knife off his head.

Standing in front of Deadpool were Shikamaru and Asuma, who were still froze in place, still in shock from seeing the red masked Akatsuki member alive and standing like nothing happen.

"How…how is he still alive?", asked Shikamaru, trying to comprehend how the masked Akatsuki was still standing.

Rather than answer, the Jōnin stared at the masked shinobi, Asuma clenched his fist, 'This is bad, this man should be dead already, my knife should have killed the brain, disconnecting it from the rest of the body, but for some reason this guy is still alive and unfazed, just what the hell is going on?', thought the Jōnin, a drop of sweat on his face.

Seeing that he was getting no response from the older Shinobi, Shikamaru cursed. "Damn it!", said the young Nara, frowning at his mistake, "I shouldn't have dispelled the Jutsu, now the situation has become a lot more complicated", said Shikamaru to himself.

Deadpool looked at the two Shinobi with little interest, "Who are you guys anyway?".

The Jōnin frowned, while the recent events were an unexpected shock, they still needed to put this guy down, "We're Shinobi from Konoha, we have been ordered to either capture or exterminate Akatsuki" said Asuma, ready to get into a fight, "As you Akatsuki work in two man-teams, we planned on capturing one of you after eliminating the other one, but…", Asuma suddenly glared at Deadpool, grabbing another one of his knifes from his pouch.

Deadpool tilted his head to the side, curious about what Asuma was about to say.

Asuma took a battle pose, two of his knives knuckles at hand, "You are too dangerous to be keep alive, Shikamaru!".

"Right!", responded Shikamaru, also knowing that they needed to act, now.

Making a hand sign, Shikamaru extended his shadow towards the masked man, but Deadpool avoided it by jumping in the air.

"Ha, you'd have to do better than that if you really want to catch me pineapple head!", said Deadpool, but then he notice the smirk in the boy's face.

"Hmm, what so funny?".

In the air, it didn't take long for Deadpool to notice the two shadows behind him, reacting in time, Deadpool unsheathed the katanas from his back just in time to block the dual attack from Izumo and Kotetsu, who were also carrying swords on their own. The two were hiding in the trees as backup, ready to attack if the need arise.

Blocking their attacks with one sword each one, both Chūnin were trying to push their enemy, but Deadpool was just too strong for them to move.

Kotetsu gritted his teeth, 'He is just using one arm with each of us and we still can't push him?!, just how strong is this guy?', thought Kotetsu, sweating from the effort. Izumo wasn't having much look either.

"So you guys want to join the party too, oh well, the more the better, right?, like an orgy but without the sex, ok that was too much", said Deadpool, separating from the two Chūnin and landing a few meters away from them, his two swords still in hand.

Taking a defensive position, Izumo and Kotetsu landed in front of Shukamaru, breathing heavily but still not letting their guard down while Shikamaru was analyzing the situation, already trying to come up with a plan.

Putting his swords on their sheaths and crossing his arms, Deadpool looked at his opponents in disappointment, "Oh come on!, don't tell me that's all you got-…wait where is the other one?".

Suddenly without warning, Asuma appeared behind Deadpool ready to attack him whit his knives knuckles, but Deadpool quickly dodged Asuma's attack and did a roundhouse kick to his abdomen sending him away a few meters.

"Seriously, what's with you people, too many surprise attacks in the back in one chapter is kind of lame, don't you think?".

Asuma grunted in pain as he regained his balance and landed in his two feet, 'Damn, that kick did really pack a punch', thought the Jōnin, now glaring at Deadpool, who was scratching his ass.

Deadpool was actually having fun, these guys seemed like they could put a decent fight, maybe he should spare them...nah, they are too troublesome to let them live, and it seem that Konoha is after them, so there are probably more out there looking for him and Kakuzu.

Looking more closely at his opponent in front, Deadpool notice the sash the man was wearing.

He blinked a few times, finding a new interest in the Konoha Jōnin, "Hey, just to make sure, are you by any chance a member of that shitty boy band or whatever the hell is call, the same one that bald dude was part of?".

"I'm one of the Shugonin Jūnishi, The Twelve Guardian Ninja, not a boy band, what of it?", said Asuma with an annoyed tone, not liking where this was going.

Deadpool's eyes winded in excitement, "Oh, looks like it's my day of luck!, now Kakuzu can't say shit about me claiming your bounty for my own!".

Asuma growled, "You can't claim my bounty if I kill you first", he said as he run towards Deadpool.

Deadpool only laughed, "You might kill me first, but I fucking guarantee you I'll kill you last, so bring it!", yelled Deadpool, unsheathing one of his swords and running head on towards Asuma.

In the blink of an eye, the two Shinobi clashed with each other, the sound of metal hitting metal was heard as the both Shinobi exchanged attacks with their weapons.


Kotetsu and Izumo could only watch in amaze as Asuma and the red masked Akatsuki clashed whit each other with incredible speed, attacking, dodging and blocking each other's attack.

"This is incredible, Asuma is fighting him head on", said Izumo, without taking his eyes off the fight.

"Yes, but for how long, just look, Asuma can barely keep up with this guy's speed, and we are not sure if we can even kill him", said Kotetsu, a drop of sweat running down his face.

"We don't need to kill him", said Shikamaru from behind, earning the attention from the other two Chūnin, "If we can't kill him, then we will just have to restrain him, at this point, capture may be our only option, at least until we get backup".

The two Chūnin nodded, "In that case we better help him, you stay behind Shikamaru", said Izumo.

Shikamaru nodded, he wasn't that much of a frontal fighter anyway, and they still needed to come up with a solid plan to defeat that guy.

The two Chūnin were about to enter the fight, but were stopped when water suddenly raised from the ground and transformed into another Deadpool.

"Hi", said the copy.

"Wait what?", asked Izumo confused.

Kotetsu growled, "It's a water clone, the bastard don't want us to intervene!".

Without warning, the Deadpool clone rushed to attack them, using two swords just like the original.

The two were dodging and blocking the clone's attacks, but the clone was too fast for them to counterattack.

"It's as fast as the original", said Izumo, dodging an attack from the Deadpool clone.

Kotetsu blocked the next attack with his sword, "And strong as well", he said, trying to push the clone back, before getting a kick to the face and being send flying to a tree.

"Have a nice trip dumbass!", said the clone.

"And annoying as well!", said Kotetsu, grunting in pain while in midair.

"Kotetsu!", yelled Izumo, blocking another attack from the clone.

Seeing how everything was going, Shikamaru had no choice but to intervene.

Shikamaru just sigh, "How troublesome".


Back to Kakuzu, who was still inside the exchange point, just delivered the monk's body. After some more processing and a lot of paper work, he finally received the money from the bounty, now he was just counting the money on a briefcase, making sure it was all in.

"You know that your partner is out there fighting some Konoha Shinobi right?", asked the man from the exchange post.

"I am aware", responded Kakuzu, not bothering to look away from the money.

"Aren't you gonna help him?".

"He doesn't need my help, and if he at some point does need it, then he is just a bigger idiot than I thought".

"Hmm, maybe you are right", said the man, "But still, why do you keep him around Mr. Kakuzu?, I know that you two have brought numerous bounties together all around the great nations, but he doesn't seem to be the type of person you would socialize with".

Kakuzu didn't response immediately, but it didn't take long for him to give an answer, "He is a pest, and an annoying one that is, but it doesn't matter how many times I try to dispose of him, he always manage to comeback".

"How so?", asked the man.

Kakuzu closed the briefcase whit the money, seeing that it was all in. Not wasting anytime, Kakuzu sealed the money inside a scroll and putted inside his cloak, "The fucker just won't stay dead, and even if someone manage to do so, he will just keep coming back".

Kakuzu began to walk away, "But either way, it was later on that I realize that it was useless keep trying, so I just accepted the facts and decided to work with him for as long as our mission takes".

"So that's how it is", said the man, not sure what to think about the weird relationship.

Kakuzu only nodded, and without another word, Kakuzu left the room.


Asuma was having a hard time, not only was his opponent highly skilled in Kenjutsu, but his physical strength and speed was something else. But the worst of all was that mouth of his. It just won't stop talking.

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just gonna cut you in half with this babies, you don't mind that do you?", said Deadpool, swinging his swords at his opponent.

"Can you shut up for a second!", said the Jōnin, blocking the masked man's attacks, and quickly returning one of his own.

Deadpool blocked the attack, and with a spinning jump, he earned enough momentum for a powerful attack with his two katanas, "How rude, I'm just trying to make a conversation, but if you are gonna be such an ass-hole then just tell me and be done with it already".

The Konoha Shinobi didn't hesitate and moved away, dodging the attack, "Shut. Up!", yelled Asuma. The Konoha Jōnin and the missing-nin clashed metal, sparks flying everywhere as both Shinobi evaded and blocked each other's attack continuously.

Dodging sideways the swings from Deadpool's swords, Asuma quickly counterattacked, managing to stab Deadpool in the stomach.

Only for Deadpool to suddenly turn into earth.

'An earth clone?', Asuma was surprised for a moment, and quickly try to get away from the clone, but he was shock when he was finding himself unable to move.

Looking at his hand, he saw that it was completely inside the clone's body, trapped with no way out, "What the?, my hand is stuck!", yelled Asuma, now even more shocked than before.

While Asuma tried to get his hand back, the real Deadpool appeared behind him, both of his swords on his back.

Crossing his arms on his chest, the red masked Shinobi laughed, "Ha, got yah bitch!, you fell right into my trap!, I was kind of expecting more of a fight to be honest", said Deadpool, in a very childish way.

Seeing that the real Deadpool was behind him, Asuma didn't waste time and with his free hand, he throw one of his knife knuckles at the missing-nin. Not surprise by the sudden attack, the Akatsuki member just unsheathed his sword and deflected the upcoming attack before putting the sword back on its sheath. All in a second.

"The fight isn't over yet", said Asuma, taking another of his special knives from his Shinobi pouch with his free hand.

"That's the spirit!", yelled Deadpool.

Asuma just frowned and once again try to free himself, using his knife and stabbing the earth clone continuously, but without any progress.

Deadpool began to take a few steps towards his trapped opponent, "Hey, remember that time when, you know, you stuck a kunai into my head when you and your shitty little band show up?, it really hurt you know", he said, pointing with his hand the deep cut on the forehead of his mask, "It's only fair if I return the favor, don't you agree?".

Getting a kunai from inside his coat, Deadpool approached Asuma, "Sorry man, but your time is up, and now is time for you to say adios amigo!".

Not bothering to question the strange language his opponent used, Asuma was more worried about finding a way out of this situation.


Still struggling to keep the clone's sword at bay with his own, Izumo grunted, his arms already giving up, "I know he is strong, but this is ridiculous, and he is just a clone, how can this be?", he said under his breath, sweat running down his face.

Looking at his opponent's face, or his mask more precisely, the Chūnin glared ate the Akatsuki's clone, "Just…who are you?".

"Oh sorry, I didn't introduce myself to you guys, did I?", said the clone, the white eyes of his mask got smaller, showing his embarrassment. Scratching the back of his head with a hand, but still pushing Izumo with the sword with his other hand, the clone reply, "Well then, I'm Deadpool, or his clone to be precise, nice to meet you!", he said in a friendly tone and waving his hand at the Konoha Shinobi.

Izumo was taken back by the sudden action, not sure to be surprised by how the missing-nin was just using one hand to push him, or be confused by fact that he was acting this friendly in a situation like this…I mean, come on, they are trying to kill each, for kami's sake!.

Without anyone noticing, a shadow in the form of a hand began to crawl its way on the clone's leg and continue its way until it reached its neck.

"What the-?", The Deadpool clone felt a strong grip on his neck as the shadow began to strangle him to death. Letting his katana fall to the ground, as the sudden loss of air began to take effect, which was strange since he was completely made out of water. Trying desperately to free himself, his hands rubbing the shadow on his neck in an attempt to break free, but ended up being useless as shadows can't be touched.

Falling to his knees, the clone could only say one thing, "Can't believe a fell for that trick…again…well…at least I'm gonna die with style".

The clone's head suddenly exploded, throwing water to every direction. The rest of the body turning into water.

Sighing with relief, Izumo let himself fall to his knees, happy that he was finally able to take break.

"Thanks Shikamaru, you really save this one", he said, looking behind his back, where the young Nara was doing his well-known signature hand sign, "I don't know how much more my arms would have resisted", said the Chūnin, giving a small tired smile before looking for his friend who was currently lying on a broken tree.

Shikamaru only nodded, felling exhausted from using the Kage–Kubishibari no Jutsu (Ninja Art: Shadow Strangle Jutsu), the Jutsu does takes a lot of Chakra, he needed to rest, but there was hardly anytime time for that. Taking a moment, Shikamaru began to analyze the situation.

'This guy, Deadpool, I think he calls himself, is no normal Shinobi' thought Shikamaru, recalling the beginning of the battle, 'For what I saw, he possess great strength, great reflexes, and from what I saw in the beginning with his fight with Asuma, he is also really fast and is very skilled with Kenjutsu'.

Looking at the pool of water that used to be Deadpool's clone, Shikamaru continue, 'Until now, the only Jutsu he has used is Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu (Water Clone Jutsu), a very basic one", he then turned to face Izumo, who was now walking towards him while carrying Kotetsu on his shoulder, 'But the damage it caused, that fight left Izumo and Kotetsu in a very bad shape'.

Staring at the ground, Shikamaru frowned, 'There was also the fact that he took a kunai to the head and just stood up like nothing happen, there is a lot of different possibilities for this, it could be that maybe he doesn't feel pain, but even if that was the case, he would have die from blood lost, with or without pain, but there was almost no blood, and he didn't do anything to stop the bleeding, he didn't care that much at all, so my best guess would be that his injury closed by itself, it heal, but how?...no, there is no time for that, the fact was that he has the ability to heal in matter of seconds, but how far those that ability goes?, do physical attacks have no effect on him at all?, no, it may depend in the type of injury he gets, but still, like we stated before, the only way to defeat him may be restraining him, incapacitating him is probably the best course of action, but the questions is still there, just how much those this ability goes?, he is strong, the stronger enemy a have ever faced, there is no doubt, but I guess that's to be expected, he is a member of Akatsuki after all', thought Shikamaru.

Also, another concern that he has is that the other Akatsuki member was nowhere to be seen, which was getting Shikamaru more nervous each second.

Walking besides Shikamaru, Izumo let Kotetsu rest on the ground.

"You really need to lose some weight, you know", said Izumo to his partner, earning a glare from said person.

"Dammit Izumo!, now it's not the time!", said Kotetsu, now staring at his injury on his chest, just where the water clone kick him, "I still can't believe a clone could be that strong, just who is this guy?".

Getting a look from his partner, Izumo turned to Shikamaru, "Now that I think about, when did he got the time to make a clone anyway?".

The Nara looked at Izumo, "That's something I still don't understand, from the moment we made contact, there is no way he had time to make a water clone, let alone hide it from sight, there was no time for that, then how?", it didn't take long for Shikamaru to realize how, his eyes winded in shock, sweat running down his face, "No, it can't be, but how did he-…dammit!".

Izumo and Kotetsu looked at Shikamaru in concern, "What is it Shikamaru?", said Izumo, trying to see the problem.

"The bastard", mumbled Shukamaru, before looking at his two teammates, "Remember when we first saw him, the thing he was doing and what he made us think?".

Izumo and Kotetsu looked at Shikamaru, both remembering the time the young Nara said. Kotetsu was the first to realize what Shikamaru was implying, Izumo a few seconds later, "Wait, you don't mean…?".

Shikamaru only nodded in anger, "Yes, the bastard was playing with us the whole time".


"I need to pee real bad right now".

"Ah man, I really needed that!".

"Singing the pee pee song, 'wistle' the pee pee song".

"What kind of asshole, aside from me of course, would attack people while they are taking a piss".


Returning to reality, Shikamaru grunted in anger, "The bastard, he was playing with us from the very beginning, he always knew we were there, he just wanted us to reveal our self", said Shikamaru, shaking his fists in anger as he let his words fall into his teammates, "He wasn't the one who felt into the trap, it was us who felt for it!".

The two Chūnin were looking at Shikamaru with their eyes wide open, they were all in complete shock.

'But even so, how did he know?', thought Shikamaru.

It didn't take long before Kotetsu broke the silence, "Wait, does that mean that the water clone was made of…", the Chūnin's eyes got a lot bigger when realization hit him.

Kotetsu stood up and began to shake his fists to the air in a comically blind rage, "You…you mother fucker!, I'll kill you!", shouted Kotetsu, but was suddenly restrained by his partner Izumo, who currently trying to calm his friend down. Kotetsu has every right to be angry, Izumo knew that, after all, he was defeated by piss. If they survive this, he will definitely become the laughing topic in the village.

"Calm yourself Kotetsu!", yelled Shikamaru.

The two Chūnin turned to Shikamaru, both surprise by his sudden outburst, "Shikamaru…", said Kotetsu.

"Right now Asuma is barely handling him, and from what we saw, he is no joke, he poses the ability to recover from injuries in seconds, if he can take a kunai to the head, he may be near to impossible to kill, so like we said before, incapacitating him may be our only option", said the Nara, getting nervous looks from the two other Chūnin, "But is easier said than done, we need a plan, but we need to work together to make it work, just fallow my lead, you'll know what to do next".

"Good to know than I guess I'll have to kill you first".

Everyone was caught off guard as an unknown voice was heard.

"Fūton: Atsugai!".

Without warning they were all send flying by a strong tornado-like mass, the wind pressure was too strong that they were barely able to escape it.

Once the three regained themselves, the three Chūnin were kneeling, Izumo was the first to ask, "What the hell was that?".

Shikamaru frowned, "A wind based Jutsu", answered Shikamaru, seeing that the situation just got a lot more complicated.

"But Asuma is fighting the guy in red over there", said Kotetsu.

Shikamaru sighed, "Then I guess he finally decided to show up".

Both Izumo and Kotetsu were about to ask 'who?', but their question was already answer as a new figure made itself known.

Just like Deadpool, this new figure was wearing a black cloak with read clouds, a mask and a Takigakure headband with a slash on it.

It was none other than Kakuzu.

"Konoha Shinobi, hmm, I guess that was expected, after all, we are not that far from Konoha", said the money obsessed Akatsuki, "Let's make this quick, time is money".

Shikamaru growled, "How troublesome".


Without any warning, Deadpool sprinted towards Asuma, his kunai high and ready to stab the Jōnin in the heart, but as soon as he stabbed Asuma, a cloud of smoke suddenly appeared, revealing a trunk with Deadpool's kunai impaled in it.

"Oh, you must be fucking kidding me".

'SLASH'

The trunk hit the ground, an impaled kunai being hold by a sliced arm with it.

Looking at the scene awkwardly, Deadool let out a small laugh, "Can you give me a hand?".

He was suddenly kick a few meters back.

"Ok, that's just being mean", said Deadpool, staring at the only part of his arm left.

For those who didn't understand what the hell just happen, Asuma used the 'Substitution Jutsu' and sliced Deadpool's arm. But it didn't ended there, before Deadpool could react, Asuma quickly gained some distance and spews a stream of chakra-infused gunpowder from his mouth, surrounding Deadpool in it. As the gunpowder is composed entirely of ash, it stayed in the air around the Deadpool like a cloud.

"Hey Akatsuki, want to see a red cloud?", said Asuma.

"Uh…no?", answered Deadpool, not really liking where this was going.

"Here is one".

"I fucking hate you, smoker".

Being out of the smoke radios, Asuma ignited the surrounding the ash with a flint placed on his teeth before creating a spark, resulting in a violent explosion, burning Deadpool alive.

The resulting explosion was so big, that even Asuma needed to cover his eyes from the intensity of the fire, the ground, including the building beside them were shaking.

Once the explosion was over, aside from the remaining fire, the entire area was covered in a smokescreen, covering all visibility, including the sun. Asuma looked at his handiwork and sighed, he was sure that the Akatsuki member was dead, and even if he did managed to survive the explosion, he was sure that he was badly wounded, regardless if he survived a knife to the head, but he could barely see, that was one of the downfalls of that technique.

"Dammit, I can't see a damn thing", mumbled Asuma.

Regardless of the smoke, he was sure the Akatsuki member was down for good.

How wrong he was.

"Eye for an eye, motherfucker", said a voice in Asuma's ear.

Asuma's eyes winded in shock, and before he could even turn around, he was suddenly hit by a powerful kick, sending him far away from the cloud of smoke.

The Sarutobi grunted in pain as he hit the ground, opening his eyes, he notice that he was finally out of the smoke, getting himself of the ground, he quickly got ready to fight. He didn't have time to question how was the missing-nin even alive, but it didn't matter at the moment.

He suddenly grunted in pain, "What the-..?", to say as a fact, Asuma was speechless, his mouth hanging wide open, and for the first time in a long time, his eyes winded in horror.

His left arm was gone.

Still in shock, Asuma thought, 'How…how can this be?, but I didn't feel a thing, when did he…', looking at the cloud of smoke, Asuma grunted in pain, and with his still remaining arm, covered his severed one in an attempt to stop the bleeding, 'That… that bastard did it when I was inside the smoke, damn you!, so that's what you mean when you said 'eye for an eye', you bastard', thought Asuma.

A few moments later, a maniacal laughter was heard, and a figure emerged from the smoke.

Ignoring the pain and focusing on the emerging figure, Asuma growled in rage as the figure was none other than Deadpool, laughing like if he just heard the funniest joke ever.

Asuma could only get to one conclusion, "This guy…this guy is out of his freaking mind".

Deadpool's Akatsuki cloak was a burned and torn, but it still served its purpose, his swords were on his back and his right arm was still missing. But the most unique characteristic was Deadpol's mask, his left half was burned, showing one of his eyes and only part of his disfigured face, but his mouth, nose and ear were still covered.

Aside from all of that, he was standing perfectly fine.

Taking a few steps forward, already out the smoke and still laughing, his shoulders shaking like a mad man, it was almost like a horror movie, it was terrifying, especially with the still visible fire in the background.

Deadpoo'ls only visible eye was probably the most terrifying thing.

It was a Byakugan.

And it was activated.

"A Byakugan?!", yelled Asuma in shock, his pain already forgotten.

'How is this possible?, is he a Hyuga?, this guy is full of surprises', thought Asuma, as he frowned, 'But this kind of explains a lot of things, how he was able to see me throw the smoke, and more importantly, the way he fights, he really is a terrifying and formidable enemy'.

After a few more seconds, Deadpol finally ceased laughing, "What, are you surprise?, I thought it was obvious since, you know, white eyes an all, anyway, I am surprise, you are really strong, It's been a while since the last time someone hurt me this much in a fight, I'll give you that, but I think it's time to end this, don't you think?", said Deadpool, taking a katana from his back with his remaining arm.

Asuma gritted his teeth, 'We can't win this, there is no other option, we have to retreat', thought Asuma.

He tried to move, but his legs soon gave up, falling into one knee, "I can't…move", he said, as he feel darkness taking over his vision, he could't help but give a last sad smile, "Hmm, it seem that my time has come".

Closing his eyes, the Jōnin sighed, 'I'm sorry...Kurenai', and without any warning, Asuma fell unconscious from blood lost and exhaustion.

Deadpool raised an eyebrow (he doesn't have), "Is that it?, what a shame, I was expecting a last stand type of battle, oh well, easier for me then". Walking towards the unconscious form of Asuma, Deadpool kicked the body, turning it around, but as soon as it move, something fell from his pocket.

"Hmm, what is this?", he said to himself, his curiosity getting the better of him.

Picking it up, Deadpool soon find himself looking at the picture of a beautiful young woman, his naked eye staring at the picture without any emotion.

Normally he would make a comment on hot the chick was and kill the guy, but something feel…off, like if something was telling him not to do it, was that what people call, what is it call again, mercy?, yes, it was mercy, but why?.

He tried to think in a reason why these emotions would even cross his mind, but it only make his head hurt.

In the end, he made his decision.

"Ugh, not worth it", said Deadpool, as he began to walk away, throwing the picture to the ground and putting his katana back on its sheath.

Leaving behind a still breathing Asuma.


The three Chūnin could barely do anything against the old Shinobi, they were exhausted and almost out of Chakra, they didn't stand a chance.

Shikamaru, Kotetsu and Izumo were breathing heavily, taking some distance away from Kakuzu, they could only look as said masked Shinobi prepared another attack.

"Hey Stitches", said Deadpool from behind, earning an irritated growl from his partner, "Sorry if I'm running your fun, but we need to go, there are more of these guys on their way here, and I'm feeling kind of hungry right now".

Kakuzu took a moment to look at his partner, "You look like shit, did that Jōnin give you that much trouble?", said Kakuzu, referring to Deadpool's actual appearance.

"Ha ha, very funny", he responded opting to not answer, "Anyway, I see you got the money, good, can we leave then?, those guys we'll be here in no time, and I'm sure as hell that I don't want to stay any longer near that shit hole over there", he said, referring to the building behind them.

Kakuzu sigh, "Fine, but next time don't take too long".

"Yeah, yeah whatever let's just get out of here".

And with a 'Shunshin no Jutsu', the two Akatsuki members disappeared.

The three Chūnin could't help but let out a sigh of relief, they may have failed the mission, but at least they were alive. But then, Shikamaru's eyes winded, "Wait, where is Asuma!?".

Before any of the other two Shinobi could do something, Shikamaru was already looking for his sensei. It didn't take long for him to find him at the other side of the cloud of smoke.

And for his relief.

His sensei was alive.


Inside of what could only be describe as a dark cave, a plant looking thing came out the ground. It was Zetsu, with his Black and White half.

"We have some news that you may found interesting", said the white one, earning the attention of an orange masked figure.

"It's regarding our little masked friend, Iruson Wataru", said the black one.

"Talk", said the masked figure.


CHAPTER END


And Deadpool's name has finally been revealed!, for those who don't know, it's the name that Black Zetsu said, if you are wondering why does he knows, it's because Zetsu is a Spy master so yeah.

Yeah I decided to use "Wataru", just like I was suggested since that seem like a good name, and its Japanese (Thanks Coldblue!), and Iruson, which sound like Wilson, but more Japanese like.

Yeah, Deadpool has a Byakugan, it came to me when I compare Deadpool's white eyes with the Byakugan, so why not, but how did he got them?, spoilers.

Deadpoo is a freaking genius, he knew they were there all the time, I made a water clone with piss!.

And yes, Asuma lives!.

Woah!, cant believe I write this much, it's the longest chapter yet.

For those that are wondering, why in the hell didn't Deadpool dodged the majority of the attacks, for those who don't know, it's because Deadpool has developed a sense of invincibility, which makes him too care less in fights.

Believe me when I tell you Deadpool is a lot stronger than what he shows, you may be able to see it next chapter.

Like always, don't forget to comment or give suggestions, I'm open to any of that.

Hope you people enjoyed this chapter, see you next time.


Next Chapter:

Confrontation!, Team 10 attacks!, Kakashi vs Deadpool! And ?