82. Elephant

"Okay Jeeves, stand here- no here! Yes, yes, just like that old thing. Now: a one and a two and ta-da!"

With a flourish Mr. Wooster removes the sheet, nearly tripping over it in his haste. Turning my attention to his latest purchase I find a new umbrella stand.

An umbrella stand carved in the likeness of an elephant's foot.

"Well! Give us the dish and all that. It's not real of course. Don't really know what it's made of don't you know. But there it is I- Jeeves? …The floor's an odd place to look at the thing… Jeeves?"