Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N: Thank youuuuuuuuu.


I had pretty much gotten the hang of acting like a boy. Though my makeup skills weren't perfect, I had improved. Also, Tenten had "coached" me and since she was a Tomboy extraordinaire herself, I knew I could rely on her. I grabbed my pajamas- a baggy T-shirt and green shorts and took a shower.

Sometimes, when I had the time, I would go out of the house and walk around a bit. Only to be ogled at by some girls.

Yes, it was disturbing.

I dried my body with a white towel and changed into the pajamas.

It was eleven at night now. Even though I was comfortably tucked in my bed, I couldn't sleep. So I took out my little notebook that I wrote songs in, an inky black pen and turned on the TV that was in my room.

I leaned against the bed railing and surfed the channels; finally stopping on Mtv. Punk'd was on. During the commercial breaks, I'd start writing inside the notebook or start doodling on a clean page.

At around midnight, I dozed off to sleep.


Careful Hinata, don't mess up the eyeliner. Almost there…

Damn.

I went off the line again and wiped it off with a tissue. Even though I had practiced for about nearly a week, I still couldn't even do it without making some sort of mistake.

Every time that I almost finished, something would screw up. Either I would apply too much pressure to one or eye or too little ink on my other, it'll end up messed up anyhow.

Ten more minutes passed until I was done. I woke up at around eleven this morning. Not exactly a morning person, you know.

Tenten had given me one last test before I went back to school on Monday.

We were going out to eat lunch at some steakhouse and my task was to get a girl to fall for me. I didn't know if she meant literally, or figuratively.

And by the way, I also told her that if I turned gay one day, it would be her fault.

So I changed into another T-shirt (Tenten bought me a whole stack of T-shirts from Foot Locker) and jeans and wore an old pair of Nike's. And I also put on a cap and sunglasses to make the look more…mysterious.

When I went downstairs, no one was around. Neji was hanging out with his friends, Hanabi with her friends and it was a day off for the maids.

It was quiet.

I drove over to the steakhouse, beat some fat guy to the last parking space (who cursed at me by the way), and entered the place.

Tenten waved to me and I spotted her. I walked over to her table.

She took a sip from her lemonade. I sat down in the seat across from her, so we were facing each other. Behind Tenten was another table filled with some kids my age. One of them had pink hair.

Sakura, I noted mentally. Along with her cronies, I scoffed.

When the waitress came over- a young pretty 15 year old with brown hair and eyes, a faint blush was painted on each side of her cheeks.

"Um, what would you guys like?" She took out her notepad and gave a nervous laugh.

"I'll have whatever the chef recommends," Tenten sucked her straw.

"Same here," I said.

"Oh yeah, could you bring us some more water too?" Tenten asked.

"Y-yeah, no problem." Her eyes darted over to mine, and she looked away immediately. She blushed deeper. "I'm pretty new here."

"No kidding," Tenten twirled her cup around professionally.

I raised an eyebrow. The girl blushed even darker, if that was possible. She left quickly.

"You know the makeup sorta makes you look like Pete Wentz," Tenten remarked.

"Is that a good thing?" I asked.

"Very."

I watched as Tenten drank her nonexistent lemonade.

"I knew that that girl would have fallen for you. Congratulations." Tenten said so loudly that the table behind us stopped to look at us before resuming to their talking.

"Don't be so loud," I said as I put a finger to my lips.

She made a zipper motion on her mouth, and when she tried to throw the imaginary key back, her hand accidentally flew backwards too hard and smacked the guy on the head behind her.

"Yo! What's your problem?" He turned around to face Tenten angrily.

"It was an accident…" she muttered to herself.

"And I don't even hear a sorry!"

By now, their table was all looking at the pair.

"S…" Tenten started. "Crew you."

"Your mom," he said as he stood up.

"Your mom? Really? What are you, nine?" Tenten also stood up to her full height.

I noticed that Tenten was only an inch shorter than guy.

They were facing each other now, having a full out argument.

"Why can't you just say sorry like a normal person?" He screamed.

"I would have said sorry, but now I've changed my mind."

"Tch!"

"Tch, your ass."

"This woman is psycho," he turned around and announced to his friends.

Tenten's face turned red. I saw her crack her knuckles before forming her hands into a fist.

Oh dear.

"Tenten, don't. Remember, we're out in public," I hissed to her, while trying to hold her down.

She ignored me and raised her fist. Meanwhile, the guy finished talking to his friends and turned around again, only to meet face to face with her hand.

"You think you're so tough? Punch ahead," he glared at her.

"Oh, just because you think you're a guy it doesn't mean I'm not afraid to screw up your face."

"And you're just a girl. What can you possibly do to hurt me? Pfft," he said.

I cleared my throat loud enough to let them hear. They all stopped to look at me. I didn't like being in the center of attention.

"Tenten, stop."

Both the guy and Tenten narrowed their eyes at me.

"Why should I stop? He started everything!" She then proceeded to stomp her feet.

"What the hell! You were the one that friggin smacked my head!"

"Oh, are you saying you can't take a light pat on the head?"

They continued arguing again and didn't notice when the waitress came over with the water.

I put my palm against my forehead, shaking my head. There seemed to be no stopping these two. Worse situation was we all got kicked out.

"Who do youthink you are?" he asked Tenten.

"Kiba, that's enough."

All the attention stopped on the guy from the other that said that. He had black hair. Shockingly, Kiba shut up.

"Tenten, let's go," I whispered to her.

"Sure thing Hinata, but one more thing," she said.

Tenten grabbed the whole pitcher of water, pulled at the back of Kiba's shirt and poured it down his back.

"Oh, what the hell is your problem really?" He turned around to her and yelled.

"I'd love to chat with you some more, but I've got to go," Tenten waved her fingers at him and blew him a kiss.

I grabbed her hand and dragged her out. But halfway there, I saw her stick out her middle finger at him. Kiba saw it and was up and ready to pounce when a pink haired female pulled him back down. "Chill. We're in public, like seriously."

What a narrow escape.


"Aw Tenten, do you have to always pick a fight with everyone?" I asked her while we were in the car.

"Yes," Tenten replied curtly.

I rubbed my eyes and stifled a groan of frustration.

"I'm sorry Hinata, it's not my fault. You know how stupid people make me feel. I just can't tolerate idiots. And if I do, it's only from people like you." That was Tenten's apology.

"…"

"Wait, what's that supposed to mean?"

We drove home silently and neither of us uttered a word.


A/N: I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING EVER.

I was beyond uninspired. I will not quit on this story, even though I've got nothing for it! Yeah!