A/N: I said there was humour coming now, didn't I?
Chapter 3: And Now for Some Fun
Later…
Hisoka slowly cracked open one eye. He and Tsuzuki had collapsed in a deep sleep, after – he blushed mentally – after. He lifted his head, and smiling slightly, leaned up, about to graze his lips over his partner's –
"Ahem."
maybe not. He turned his head slowly, swallowing loudly when he caught sight of Tatsumi and Watari standing at the edge of the bed. Tatsumi had his arms crossed, looking down at them over his glasses, classic 'Look-of-Death' firmly on his face. Watari on the other hand was beaming and trying not to laugh, clearly happy for the two of them, as well as enjoying the position they were caught in immensely.
"You have some explaining Kurosaki-kun. I was not surprised when Tsuzuki didn't show up for the meeting, but for you to miss it without informing your superior is most unlike you. Which is why we are here."
"Thank you for your concern, Tatsumi-san," Hisoka managed, mortified to the depths of his soul. And in that moment, Tsuzuki chose to wake up.
"Ne, 'Soka, you up already?" mumbled to Tsuzuki, who pushed himself up on his elbows, so the sheet fell down to pool indecently at his hips, just managing to keep him covered. "Are you alright 'Soka, you look a bit flushed." Frowning slightly, he pressed his hand to Hisoka's forehead, feeling for a fever.
"Tsuzuki."
"Tatsumi?" Tsuzuki turned his head disbelievingly to the end of the bed. By this time, Watari was practically stuffing his fist in his mouth in keep his laughter in. "Ahh, Tatsumi! Did I forget about the meeting again?" Tsuzuki laughed nervously, running a hand through his tousled mahogany locks. "Sorry, I got, uh, caught up with something," he said with a wink, pulling Hisoka closer.
"Tsuzuki no baka!" Hisoka yelled, whacking his partner upside the head, blushing profusely.
"Itai!"
"Well, I can see that we're not needed here, Watari," said Tatsumi, who was rigorously polishing off his glasses. "Kurosaki, Tsuzuki, you may take the rest of the day off, but if I have to come find you tomorrow morning…" Tatsumi let the threat hang as the shadows rose up on the sides of the bed. Tsuzuki gulped, eyes wide, while Hisoka just stared at him. Watari couldn't contain himself any longer and fell to the floor laughing.
"Watari!" Said man yelped when the shadows moved on him. The shadow master dragged the blonde scientist up and moved towards the door.
"By the way, congratulations," he said, turning back with a small smile as the shadows dissipated. "Yeah, congratulations Bon and Tsu-!" The rest of Watari's words were cut off as he was yanked out of the apartment, the door closing behind them.
Watari gasped as he was pushed against the wall. "You know, seeing those two together like that, playing hooky, makes me feel very… badass." Watari would have laughed at the secretary saying something like that, if his lover had not chosen that moment to grind his hips firmly against the scientist. Watari gasped, head falling back, allowing Tatsumi to attack his neck. "What do you say Watari?" Tatsumi whispered silkily. "Shall we skip work today?"
Watari whimpered when Tatsumi gripped him through his slacks. He seemed intent on rendering Watari speechless. He continued to stroke his blonde lover, until he felt the tautness in his body, indicating that he was close, and suddenly let go, stepping far away. "Tatsumi!" Watari yelled "You – arghh!" he yelled, grabbing the secretary and teleporting them back to his place, where he proceeded to show the shadow master the consequences of thoroughly arousing the scientist.
Meanwhile, back at the Kurosaki residence…
Hisoka and Tsuzuki stared at one another. "Did that just happen?" asked Tsuzuki. Hisoka gave a dazed nod. He had never been more embarrassed in his life. Tsuzuki chuckled when his lover turned as red as a tomato. He pulled him in, pressing a kiss to the mop of blonde hair. "It's nothing to be ashamed of 'Soka. If you ask me, I think they suspected that something was going to happen between us."
"Why would they think that?" Hisoka wrinkled up his nose in confusion, making Tsuzuki think that he looked like an adorable kitten.
"Well, I don't imagine my love for you was very secret." He gave into his temptation and kissed his forehead, smoothing his soft bangs off his face. "I think it took until I told you to figure it out because of your lack of experience with these emotions. You couldn't recognize it for what it was."
'When did Tsuzuki get so smart?' Hisoka wondered, as he looked up into the older man's face. Tsuzuki suddenly shot him a bright grin. "So, we got a day off from the Shadow Master! What shall we do with it?"
A wicked smile, an expression he never thought that he would see, bloomed on Hisoka's face, seconds before he yanked him down.
The next morning…
Chief Konoe looked around the Shinigami in his division. They had all stumbled in, bleary-eyed, but looking very happy with themselves. He knew that they wouldn't be able to concentrate, and with half of them having skipped yesterday's meeting, followed by all of them skipping work for the rest of the day…. 'What happened to good work ethic in the afterlife?' He turned away, rubbing his temples. 'It's going to be one of those days….'
The End!
A/N: Please review! I'm so sad I finished – I had so much fun writing this story! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do!
