YO. BTW, the song I mentioned last chapter is called(as you know) "Just Be Friends". But it's not the original just be friends by Luka(the vocaloid) the one I'm mentioning is sung by "CLEAR". To find the song, go to youtube and search:

CLEAR- Just Be Friends – Dearest II

Or something along those lines (as long as it has "dearest II" and "just be friends" in it, you don't need to include CLEAR)

ON WITH THE STORY.

~this, oh minions of mine, is a line break~

RECAP:

"I'm going to my room. Nobody had better damn well come in, dammit." Kanda said, glaring especially at Lenalee. He knew she had some sort of plan in which she would purposely reveal his identity to Alana. At that thought, he went upstairs to his room. Grumpily. Saying "Che" as he went.

"He sure has been saying 'Damn' a lot, huh, Alana-chan?" Lenalee said, looking at her newly adopted(it was decided in her head, but never announced) sister.

"Yeah. Is that normal?" Alana asked.

"Oh, yes. No need to worr-" But Lenalee's answer was cut off by a loud,

"LENALEEEEE~~"

~(by the way, the story will now be in third person pov)~

"Oh dear god. Not NOW." Lenalee huffed.

"Um... What is that sound? Where is it coming from? Lenalee?"

When she didn't get an answer she decided to dicreetly in vestigate for herself. So, Alana scanned the surrounding areas of the house that she could see without moving, but the continuous 'EEEEEEEEEE' didn't seem to be coming from any certain point, just reverberating among the walls and columns of the large white entrance hall. Lenalee, who had just removed her hand from her face (which was currently returning to its normal pallor, after a particularly strong facepalm) leaned over and whispered in Alana's ear,

"That would be my brother over the intercom. He's a bit...eccentric. Just don't-"

Lenalee was unfortunately cut off once again when she realized that not only had the voice of her brother disappeared halfway through her sentence, but it was now much less staticky and growing steadily louder. The increasingly annoying sound seemed to originate from the large door to her left. This door led to a hallway which connected to a hallway, which connected to a hallway, which connected to a large flight of stairs which led to another hallway that had one door, which connected to her brother's laboratory wing.

Alana, by this time, was squeezing her hands against her ears, in an attempt to block out the shrill sound that was this person's voice. Because of this, she was, in fact, unprepared for the large door slamming open, causing what could be called a small earthquake, which knocked her to the ground. While she was sure she hearing was now permanently impaired, she did count her blessings; she was being dutifully ignored as the man-who must have been the one to cause the earthquake, though she didn't know how, he was impressively thin- jumped on her friend and promptly knocked Lenalee to the ground.

This man was very tall-almost as tall as Kanda-and had shoulder-length black hair that curled out at the ends. Alana currently could not make out his face, as it was buried in Lenalee's abdomen. She also couldn't quite make out what he was saying, but she did manage to catch 'married', 'Lenalee', and 'NOOOOO' through his crazed blubbers. Alana sat up in her spot on the floor and watched his actions with curiosity.

Finally, it seemed Lenalee had had enough of his childish tantrum and –gently- began to pull on his arms in an attempt to make him release her, murmuring comforting words such as "I'm not getting married brother" and "Please calm down, I'm sure they were only trying to wake you up." These attempts seemed to have no effect.

Alana was slightly confused, and because the situation did not seem to have a discernible resolution, she resolved to stay seated on the surprisingly clean marble floor to contemplate her situation.

'He's a bit strange. Maybe overprotective? And who is the 'They' that Lenalee referred to? And what does waking him up have to do with Lenalee getting married?'

Alana was pulled out of her contemplation when Lenalee stood up with slight difficulty, as her brother still seemed to have a death grip on her stomach, and, having given up on gentleness, began to violently try to pry him off. Finally, with a nicely aimed knee to his genitals, he flopped to the ground in an exaggeratedly morose fashion and stared at her like a kicked puppy. Alana noted he had dark-almost black- eyes. Lenalee turned to Alana and reached out to her, offering her hand. Alana took it, slightly dazedly; her mind was still catching up.

"Are you okay, Alana? He gets a bit violent when he wakes up. No doubt his assistant woke him by announcing that I was to be married. Again."

"Again? You've been married before?" Alana asked. Normally she would not be stupid enough to ask such a thing, but she was still slightly out of sorts from her fall. Lenalee giggled.

"No. Never before. We're in high school, remember? I'm not old enough to be married yet." Alana's eyes widened. She shook her head a bit, and banged her forehead with a fist for good measure.

"Yes, I apologize. Excuse me; I was a bit out of sorts." Alana blushed, remembering her blaring stupidity. Why had she asked that?

"It's fine, Alana, really. Now, honestly, stop being so polite, you're going to be living here for two weeks. Plus, we're friends, now. So drop it."

"Ah ye- I mean, Sure, sorry." Alana smiled. All through their conversation, Lenalee's brother stared intently at her, but when the soul-penetrating pathos he was beaming at her failed to prevent her from having a friendly conversation, his facial expression became increasingly dramatic, because maybe it would make his sister realize how selfish she was being by ignoring him despite his obvious emotional discomfort. When Alana looked over Lenalee's shoulder at the nameless older brother, it seemed to her that he was descending into psychological chaos, because apparently being ignored by his sister was a huge blow. He looked almost entirely convinced that he was going to die at any moment.

"Um… Lenalee…" Alana said.

"Yes Alana-chan? What is it?"

Instead of answering, Alana just pointed over her new friend's shoulder. When Lenalee turned, she sighed and finally spoke to him.

"Brother, get up this instant. You're embarrassing yourself. I'm not being married, and I wouldn't have ignored you if you hadn't overreacted. Honestly," She walked over to him and pulled him up."Where are your glasses?"

He sniffled and mumbled "Dunno". She shot a small glare at him and promptly grabbed his arm and pulled him over to the intercom next to the door he entered through. She punched in four numbers-Alana couldn't make out which ones- and then held down another circular button. It must have connected, because when she next spoke, she addressed someone specifically.

"Reever?"

"Here." Came the slightly staticy reply.

"Are brother's glasses in there?"

"Yeah, left 'em on the desk when he ran off. Is he with you? I've sent the entire department looking for him, but we can't find 'im anywhere in the house. Luckily he forgot to equip his new robot when he left."

"Yes, he's with me, nearly gave Alana-chan a concussion, too."

"Oh, that's the girl who's staying with us, right? She's why Komui freaked out in the first place. He thought it read 'Alan', and assumed you were bringing your boyfriend. We had to knock him out, but when he woke up, he was gone before we could restrain him. Sorry."

"It's no problem. She's fine, so no harm done. Who's posted nearest the entrance hall?"

"I sent Johnny out that way to look for him, if that's what you mean."

"Yeah, send him here, so he can take Komui back with him. I'll introduce you all properly tomorrow, so that Alana-chan has time to relax."

"Sure, gimme a second," there was a slight buzzing noise and Alana could just make out someone saying 'Johnny, you there? Go to the entrance hall, you'll find him there… Yeah… great, thanks.' and then the voice got louder again. "He's headed over. Shouldn't be more than a minute."

"Thanks, Reever."

"No problem, little cousin."

Lenalee flashed a smile Alana's way, and looked off towards the stairs, where she assumed Johnny was coming from. She was altogether surprised when Johnny emerged from the kitchen, which was off to the right, covered in flour.

"Oh dear, Johnny, what happened?" She said, jogging across the hall towards him.

"Ah, Jerry decided that I would look cute covered in flour. So here I am, covered in flour." The short man replied somewhat grumpily. He stalked past Alana, not noticing her, grabbed Lenalee's brother by his bicep, and dragged him off through the large door the he came from. The door slammed behind them for good measure. Lenalee turned back to Alana and seemed to remember something. She smiled kindly, but Alana cautiously noted the evil glint in her eyes.

"Well, then Alana, shall I show you to your room?" She said, stepping over to Alana's side. She linked her arm with Alana's and sped off, not waiting for her answer.

~Elsewhere~

Kanda stripped himself of his overlarge shirt and pried off his fat suit, throwing it to the floor in disgust. He did the same with his pants and fake leg and arm fat, and then pulled on his pajama pants. He then ripped off his wig-which he immediately regretted, as he pulled out some of his hair-and, wincing, grabbed his guitar, muttering curses all the while. He fell onto his chair in a huff, crossing his leg and placing his guitar in his lap in the process. He tried to play for a bit, but couldn't concentrate, so he delicately-but still very masculinely…and angrily- set it on the ground before jumping up and pacing back and forth across his room. But of course, pacing wasn't going to help him solve his problem; because his problem was his complete inability to cope with change. And seeing as he wasn't anywhere near the gifted spectrum when it came to problem-solving, this could take a while.

As he was mentally whinin-ahem, contemplating, he managed to mess up his hair tie so that it fell out, letting his long black hair cascade down his back. So, a shirtless, fat-suit-less Kanda paced.

"Goddammit! Fuck! Why does she have to stay here!Frickin'-crap! Damn—shitty—friggin'—SHE PLANNED THIS! Frick! Lenalee's TRYING to fucking kill me! God—damn—friggin—frigger-Frick!" and so on and so forth, until…

The door opened "And this is-Oh. Oopsie!"

Shit.

~End Of Chapter~

All will be explained next chapter. It will probably start out with what happened during Lenalee and Alana's trip through the mansion to kanda's room (lenalee's evil plan, and then it will continue from where i left off.