Ok, this one was a little harder. I could only see one of two moves to make a fail of. But I think I got a little more to work with now.
Ike Failures
Sword Fail
"YOU DIE TODAY!" Ike slammed his sword into Link's skull, closing his eyes to keep the spray of blood from blinding him. But the blood never came. He opened his eyes to see that his sword was bent, Link's eye twitching. "Oh, shit. I grabbed my cosplay sword." He backed up, his hands held up defensively. "Heh heh. Sorry about that Link. I was just getting into the moment, you know? So, no hard feelings?...Link…buddy, come on, I wasn't actually going to…wait, what are you doing? Link? OH, FUCK!" Ike ran, trying to get away from Link, who had switched out his Master Sword for a Buster Blade(Whoa, wait. Where the fuck did he get that from? This is a double sword fail now.)
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Aether Fail
"Now it's over," Ike said, throwing his sword up, catching Marth in the upswing to knock him into the air as well. Ike jumped up to follow, grabbing for the hilt, but the sword had spun, placing the hilt on the far side of the sword, meaning Ike was about to experience some serious pain.
THUNK
"DAMN IIIIT!" Ike held his head, the blood flowing freely from the wound. "HOW THE FUCK COULD I BE SO STUPID?!"
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Victory Pose Fail (if they used victory poses)
"Ha ha, what now, bitches," Ike said. He swung the sword up, spun it twice, and then plunged it into the ground. "…HOLY FUCK!" Ike grabbed his foot, jumping around on the other. The sword had hit his toe, leaving a gash. "Oh man, oh man, oh maaaaan. Damn, that hurts. Oh, fuck, it hurts so much!"
The problem with doing Ike was his lack of special moves. Most of them aren't very easy to make a fail of. Again, may have to rewrite this one.
