Hiya minna-san how is everything. My friend Yeyana-chan is here and she says hi. nyahahaha.

Yeyana: Ne, baka na... I'm suprised you don't have lawyers yipping at your heels, not putting in a disclaimer... I'm guessing it's a thing with short blondes, ya know?

Vixenia: I am not short. Anyways, back to what I was saying before I was rudely interrupted.

Thank you all for reading my fic. It really made me happy. I loved all the reviews. They were awesome. You guys are great. :cries and then glomps readers: Thanks again. Well anyways, I hope you like this story so far.

Okay people the REVIEW PRICE OF THE WEEK IS...14 REVIEWS. yay. So please do review. I made the chapter a little longer this time so you can have more entertainment. nyahahaha. Anyways... I am sure you'll like this chapter. Yeyana-chan was laughing like crazy, even crying of laughter, with almost everything I wrote but then again it could be that she is stoned or something

Yeyana: HEY! You were doing the same damned thing! Anyways, since the Vixen has gone to use the bathroom, I get to do the disclaimer! Yay!

Yeyana: Disclaimer: Neither myself or Vixenia own the ever so sexy characters of Yu Yu Hakusho. But, the purple haired bitch is based off of a, uh... Purple haired bitch who attends our school. Hehehe... the pentacle of blonde stupidity... Even Meagan isn't THAT bad...

Vixenia: as that screwed up blonde who turned her hair purple cause she thought it could make her smarter and more sexy :snorts: makes her look morestupid then normal.


darksaphire: I don't mind, you can help me with my spelling grammer anytime. How am I suppose to become a writer if I can't deal with readers who are unsatisfied. nyahhaha, so anyways, spell check all you want, though I might not listen anyways. O.O I am a bad listener, specially in math but I shall try to make better grammer and spelling next time kay. Also sure I'll check out your fics...eventually. Just give me a day kay. bai bai

rurouni kitsune: I agree I like this story too. But then again that might be because I wrote it. O.O don't worry, there's plenty of swearing in this chapter. nyahahahaha

HeavenlyAnimeAngel-Amaterasu: ooh me too. Youko: your the author, just write more. vixenia: but I'm lazy. Readers: WRITE OR ELSE! Vixenia: eep, okay okay, i'm writing, geez.

Taikai no za Kokoro: I completely agree. I would know nyahahaha, if ya know what i mean. :winks: mew, oh fuckable Youko, I am ready for fuck time now.

meli: Well who wouldn't like those two together. Though then again, I like them better when their in bed, at least then I can join. nyahahaha

mouko mizaki: nya, i updated,i updated. don't kill me...instead kill yeyana, she never updates her fics, kill her.

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lizard-ni: oh what kind of cookies. I got vanilla sandwich cookies but thats all... do you have any fudge. I like fudge. I want fudge.

kit-kit: can I borrow your whip... nyahahaha, youko is being disobediant. nyahahha, He likes it rough.

rurouni kitsune: nyahahaha, yes this fic did go quickly didn't it. I better start slowing it down. nyahahaha. And yes you were one of the ten.

Sakura Blossom-Cilla-85: Okay, since you suggested it then I'll do it. see people, this is the perfect example of a suggestion, so be like her and suggest instead of predicting my next move.

BlackRoseVixen05: Mew you loved it YAY. Youko: oh shut up, can we go to bed now, I'm bored. Yusuke is being restless too, maybe I should spank him. Vixenia: O.O can I watch. Well bai bai, fun time must begin at the moment.

thelly: No you didn't scare me. In fact you made me want to go kick someone's ass just for the hell of it. nyahahhaha. Thank you for the compliment. If you thought my other chapters were good then read this one. It is butt kicking awesome. nyahahhaha

Kane-chan: I dared, nyahahaha, Well anyways, here's the update tora-chan.

Yeyana Valentine: Mew, whats wrong with cheese pizza. I like it. I can't help it if I am practically a vegitarian. Its how I am. nyahahaha. Well anyways, an angst one shot you say, hmm...I'll think about it. nyahahaha


Kurama's P.O.V.

'Kami how on earth did this happen?' I thought as I continued to brush my hands against Yusuke's sides, causing him to mew and even sometimes giggle. 'It was quite thrilling actually. To see Yusuke like this. Under me, writhering in pleasure like a little kitten.' My hands teasingly ran along Yusuke's stomach, wanting to get another reaction from him.

'But seriously, I should stop right now, today's my first day as a teacher, I don't want Yusuke to think I'm some sort of molester or something.' Yusuke leaned up on his elbows and passionately kissed me as I continued to tease his beautiful body.

'Now, how on earth did this start I wonder, oh right, when I saw Yusuke in the classroom, I think thats when this had started.

:FLASH BACK:

I had just found the room that I had been teaching in, having already seen it during summer vacation so I could get used to it. I never truly expected anyone to be in class yet, since there was still plenty of time left before the students had to come into the room. Boy was I surprised to see what had been beyond my classroom door.

When I first opened the door, I had seen the most beautiful body ever made. His back had been to me which gave myself full access at looking at that firm ass of his. He was dressed out of the school uniform which immediately told me he was the bad boy type. His hair was slicked back though a couple of stubborn hair were loose. His back and shoulder blades were built and muscular, a nice size as well. Strong thighs and long legs also were a nice feature to that cute but of his.

Suddenly the boy turned around and I got a nice view at those beautiful eyes. Deep cinnamon brown eyes stared into my green ones. Those cinnamon brown eyes almost had my knees buckle by there sheer gaze. And it wasn't from fear either. I can still remember my mental conversation with youko as well at the time.

/He's seriously fucking hot/ Youko said breathlessly.

'I agree, I don't believe I have ever seen such a gorgeous male before' I thought back.

/Do you think he's single, oh who fucking cares if he's single or not, he won't be anymore when I fuck that sweet, firm ass of his/ Youko replied huskily.

'Youko, you moron, we can't do that, he's obviously a student and I'm a teacher, its illegal' I pointed out.

/You go to be out of your fucking mind if you think I am ever going to for once obey those dumb human laws this world has, and don't fucking tell me you and I haven't had a few hundred scandels when we were younger.

'Youko, do you remember why we were fired from our last job?' I asked in exasperation.

/Because the boss was a dumb fuck who didn't know a hard working person if it kicked him in the ass/ Youko said innocently. I rolled my eyes at this.

'No you fucking idiot, its cause you decided to fuck around with all the workers which made them decide to fucking take fuck breaks during work' I said angrily to the fox demon.

/Its not my fault that they were deprived of sex/ Youko countered.

'Yes well it is not my fault you got us fired you dumb ass, maybe you should stop sleeping around and actually do something for once that is useful and not illegal.' I said back.

/How bout you do me a favor for once and stop acting like my fucking mother, jeesh I get rid of the old bitch in one life, but then I get two in the next one, one of them I actually like for once, and the other one, you, is a bitchy old fashioned fuck who can't learn to enjoy the fun of fucking a nice ass./ Youko growled. I sighed before turning my attention back to Yusuke.

We then introduced ourselves. I had finally learned his name. Yusuke Urameshi. The name even somewhat made him sound cocky just like his voice. Unfortunately class had started so we had to go to our respectable places.

A little while after I had given out the art project I had decided to check on Yusuke's painting. I wanted to see how well he could draw. If I was surprised by his appearance when I first met him, then I was shocked out of my mind when I saw his talent in art.

The drawing had been beautifully done, a masterpiece if I dare say so, the emotions and warm presence coming from painting I could feel deep in my soul, and I could tell these were the feelings Yusuke was feeling at the moment.

I couldn't help but want to get to know this mysterious boy more. So I invited him to stay with me for lunch. And that is exactly what lead to this. This hot make out session. As soon as Yusuke's lips touched mine I knew there was no turning back. I had to have him. I had to make him mine if it was the last thing I did.

/Good bye teachers, hello fuckable boyfriend/ Youko yipped happily.

:PRESENT TIMES:

I slowly pulled up the hem of the shirt as my green eyes stayed captive with yusuke's brown ones. They were filled with such passionate heat, such want and desire, I wanted nothing more then to fuck him like a dog in heat. I smiled up at him before slowly leaning down and kissing just above where Yusuke's pants began.

As more skin was revealed, more kisses were blessed against Yusuke's quivering skin. When I hit a very sensitive area, Yusuke let out a loud moan and arched his back to the touch. My lips smirked at his little display.

Just as I was about to completely remove the shirt that kept me from completely ravaging the top of the young boys body, an announcement out of nowhere went through the entire building.

"Mr. Minamino, would you please report to the office, a teachers conference has started, please report immediately."

/Screw you/ Youko said impatiently. I would have agreed if it weren't for ANOTHER job on the line at the moment.

'Youko we have to go' I said reluctantly.

/Hell no, I know, How bout YOU go, I'll stay here and have some fun with our dear little Yusuke, he needs attention/ Youko said angrily.

'Get your brain out of your dick and lets go' I said in irritation.

/Fuck you, hell no, why should I/ Youko argued.

'Youko, I don't need to be fired AGAIN you stupid fuck, now lets GO.' I said impatiently.

/You can find another job, I'd rather the job of the day be a blow job if you don't mind, and I believe Yusuke's up for hire if you know what I mean/ Youko said with a grin.

"Mr. Minamino, for the last time get your god damn ass down here or your fired" the principal shouted.

/You god damn cock sucking bastard/ Youko screamed as I immediately got up. Yusuke, in a daze, sat up to look at me.

"I'm sorry Yusuke, but I have to go, we can finish this later...can't we," I asked. Yusuke smiled.

"Sure but next time no excuses," he said cockily. I chuckled before leaning down and for one last time, captured his lips. It was short and sweet, but still passionate. I licked my lips when we were finished.

And just when I was about to dive for another one I thought better and yipped before high tailing out of there with demonic speed, hoping against hope that I was not once again late.

Yusuke's P.O.V.

'Wow, I didn't know Kurama could run that fast' I thought as I watched Kurama run like a bat out of hell to the office so that way he wouldn't get his ass fired. I then began laughing like a maniac and I was sure Kurama could here me too.

Its just so funny to think that instead of the teachers ranting at me, they'll be ranting at Kurama cause I made him late. Kami that is way too funny. But wait a minute, did Kurama just...yip. That's odd, maybe for now on I should call him fox or something.

I winced when I all of a sudden heard the principle's voice over the loud speaker, though I don't think he knew he was on air though. I suddenly, couldn't help but feel sorry for Kurama, anyone's eardrums would have been blown out by the screeching voice that was my principal.

"KURAMA MINAMINO, I GIVE YOU ONE DAY AT SCHOOL AND YOU ARE ALREADY ONE STEP AWAY FROM BEING FIRED, ITS BAD ENOUGH WE HAVE YUSUKE URAMESHI IN THIS SCHOOL RUINING OUR REPUTATION, BUT ITS EVEN WORSE IF I DON'T HAVE COOPERTIVE TEACHERS! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!" The principal yelled in the loud speakers.

I rolled my eyes, 'I knew those god damned teachers talked behind my back' I thought angrily.

"Mr. Yukiko, please, calm down, I was simply busy at the time you called, I am quite sorry for being late, but Mr. Yukiko..." Kurama had been cut off by what he had been about to say by the principal.

"No buts about it, just because you have a good sex appeal doesn't mean you can skip out on the god damned meetings whenever you fucking feel like it," Mr. Yukiko said coldly.

'That fucking bastard, how dare he say that to Kurama, its not his fault he was late, okay it was his fault but the principal doesn't need to go all off about it, sides its Kurama's first day as a teacher, give the guy some damn slack' I thought as I cursed the principal in all the bad words I could think of.

"Mr. Yukiko, if you would just calm down and listen to me then maybe this discussion could end, I truly do tire of your constant yelling, and if I do say so myself, you are truly being an ass right now," Kurama's calm voice said.

'Yeah, you go Kurama' my mind thought happily while mentally clapping for the red head.

"DAMN IT MINAMINO, DON'T YOU DARE CURSE IN MY GOD DAMNED FUCKING PRESENCE YOU GOT THAT YOU FUCKING...PRETTY BOY." Was the principals oh so 'calm' reply.

"Mr. Yukiko, I am quite flattered that you like my body appeal so much to state it so quite nicely in two whole sentences but really, please do control yourself about it, I can't help it if I have such charming looks, maybe you should go to a beauty shop or possibly take a bath every once in a while, you might just get a speck of sex appeal though I highly doubt it, so could you please refrain from making comments on my 'pretty boy' body as you say, because really, I already know quite well how beautiful I am and how extremely ugly you are," Kurama's smug voice said.

I blinked. 'Wow, I never knew Kurama could be a smart ass, way to go Kurama' I thought before bursting out laughing.

"YOU FUCKER, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, SAY ONE MORE BAD COMMENT AND I'LL FIRE YOUR DUMB ASS" Mr. Yukiko screamed.

"Sir, I don't believe I was stating a bad comment whatsoever, I was stating my opinion which just happens to be the truth, now you however, I must say, please do refrain the comments about my ass, I don't believe it is dumb since many people like to stare at it in envy." Kurama said in a cheerful yet calm voice.

'If I had been laughing before, I sure as hell am dying of laughter now' I thought while rolling on the roof with laughter.

"DAMN YOU MINAMINO, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU DAMN FUCK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT DAMN BODY OF YOURS, NOW WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP." The principal yelled.

"But Mr. Yukiko, I believe I have the right to speak my mind as a teacher do I not, isn't it the principals duty to listen to his employees so he can make this school a more better environment for the students to learn at," Kurama stated.

"FUCK YOU BASTARD, NOW WILL YOU FUCKING SHUT UP OR ELSE!" Mr. Yukiko screeched.

"Mr. Yukiko, I believe I have already told you to stop making comments on me, no thank you, I would rather not like to fuck you, but I know a few whores down the street who would gladly accept your offer for a rather nice fee, though they might make you pay extra." Kurama said smugly.

"THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER," Mr. Yukiko stated angrily.

"It might be over with us but the students might be a different story since the intercom has been on during this whole conversation, I must say, I am curious on what they might think about this conversation between us," Kurama stated happily.

"WHAT THE...OH MY FUCKING GOD, I SWORE I TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF," the principal cried in dismay.

"Oh well, I might have accidently hit a switch while running here, please do forgive me, I tried to tell you but you were too busy making comments about my oh so sexy body that you would not listen to a thing I said," Kurama said calmly.

"GOD DAMN YOU, DAMN IT, THIS TALK IS OVER," Mr. Yukiko screamed.

"Oh so do we start the meeting now sir, and just so you know, the intercoms still on if you forgot." Kurama said kindly.

"WHAT, I JUST SHUT THAT THING OFF!" The man said.

"Oh, well you see, my hand must have slipped for I might of accidently turned it on again, or maybe you just think you switched the thing off but you never actually did since you were too busy staring at my incredible body," Kurama stated calmly.

The principal growled before switching the intercom off. Then out of the blue, everyone in the school started laughing like they were on drugs or something, I could hear them all the way on the roof, and I was also one of those students.

Shouting could be heard coming from the principals office from miles away.

I continued laughing for what seemed like hours before starting to pick up the art things Kurama had taken up here and putting them in the roof shed that just happened to be here. I figured me and Kurama could meet up tomorrow anyways so we could start the project.

Kurama's P.O.V.

/Wasn't that fucking fun/ Youko yipped happily.

'I'm going to be fired' I mourned.

/Hey who cares, if your gonna get fired, get fired with style right/ Youko said.

'Hm, I guess so' I said.

/See now this is a life, man I wish they had school like this back in my day, then life would have been so much more interesting/ Youko stated.

'You have got to be kidding me' I thought back darkly.

/Nope/

'You're a moron then'

/a sexy moron/

'Tell me do people say that in your fantasies or when they are drunk'

/both and also when I bless them with my presence./

'Oh dear god why do I have to deal with you, why couldn't it be some other unfortunate soul'

/Because you're a lot more fun to make fun of/ was Youko's smart ass reply.

I rolled my eyes as I began walking back to my classroom. 'It sucks that we can't just go back up and see Yusuke again' I thought.

/Yeah, I wanted to fuck him/

'Can't you think of anything else other than your hormones?' I asked in exasperation.

/Can you/

'Oh shut up' I said back.

/You didn't deny it/

'I don't have to cause it might just be true even though I don't want to admit it'

I walked inside my classroom to see my sixth period students.

"WAY TO GO TEACH, THAT WAS AWESOME," they all screamed at once. I smiled. 'Ah this is nice'

"Why thank you." I said while walking over to my desk.

"That was wicked ass cool, are you going to get fired, and if you do get fired then...are you single," asked the purple headed girl that had been in Yusuke's math class this morning.

I gave her a weird look. /Like hell I'll go out with you/ Youko said. I was quite tempted to say the same.

"Um thank you very much for the compliment, no I don't think I am going to get fired...yet, and no, I am not single," I said to answer her questions. As if by some stroke of luck, Yusuke had just been passing by the classroom and had overheard what I said. He gave me a look, as if questioning my answer.

I gave him a smile and licked my lips before winking at him. The boy blushed realizing that by the meaning of me not being single was for the fact that I was with him. He then gave me a cocky smirk before shaking that nice firm ass of his down the hall.

The purple girl blinked at my actions. I could already see those damn wheels turning in that purple head of hers. She then smiled in what she thought was a sexy way before winking at me.

/don't tell me.../ youko said sadly.

'I believe she is thinking we were winking at her' I thought mournfully.

/Tell her to go screw herself/ youko said. I looked back at the girl. 'I don't think I'll have to' I said back.

The girl was trying to seduce me in her odd fashion by slowly unzipping her pants and dipping her finger in her underwear. /oh hell no/

'Youko, I agree, please god don't torture me like this' I thought.

The girl then started making moaning noises and I had to keep myself from throwing up on her. /play the clueless act, maybe then she'll leave us alone/

"Miss um...purple headed person, do you need to go to the nurse, you look rather...sick," I stated to her. She gave me a blank stare, blinking at me for a moment before smirking.

"Oh no sir, I need to get into your pants rather more then I need to go to the nurse, I think I'm in love, I want you," The student said. /Whore/ Youko said.

"Miss umm whoever you are, the health class is down the hall, maybe then you can learn proper sex there for I believe your not doing it quite right, you look like a dog whos ready to fuck a duck or something and I must say, that is not very appealing, maybe you should take classes, I'm sure you'll find a man someday," I said slowly.

The class burst out laughing. I smiled. 'Ah, I think I am beginning to like school.' I thought.

/I believe I must agree with you there. This is fun./ Youko said happily.


Konnichi wa. So what did you guys think. Awesome right. Hilarious right. WELL TELL ME, CAUSE REMEMBER, I NEED 14 REVIEWS TO UPDATE. NYAHAHHA

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