Harry Takes the Weasleys to Burger King
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Burger King. I've never even worked at Burger King.
This is sometime before the Seventh book. You'll probably recognize the finger and chicken head part and I think they happened at other restaurants, not BK, but it's just a story. :)
It was a late morning at the Weasley house, and Harry was staying over. They had gotten up late and everyone was hungry.
"Why don't we get some fast food, so Mrs. Weasley doesn't have to cook for all of us?"
asked Harry.
"Fast food?" asked Ron. "But Mum's cooking is awesome!"
"She cooks for you lot every day, three times a day," said Harry. "Let's give her a break."
Everyone agreed and wanted to try this place Harry called "Burger King". It sounded grand and fancy. Everyone piled into the new car Mr. Weasley had and they drove off. Mr. Weasley wanted to make the car invisible and have them fly there, but his wife said no.
"I told you to stop messing with the Muggle stuff and bewitching it!" she said. "Remember what happened to the last car?"
When they pulled up to the place that Harry directed them too, it didn't look that grand and fancy.
"Now we just go inside and tell them what we want and they make it," said Harry.
They went inside and waited in line while the people ahead of them ordered. The drive thru was packed and workers rushed around, trying to get food ready. A customer was at the window, shouting that they needed straws and more ketchup.
The Weasleys looked at the menu and weren't sure what to order, there was so much stuff. Double cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets, milk shakes, onion rings, chicken fries, plus something called a Whopper.
Finally it was there turn to order, and they shuffled up to the register. Harry ordered a medium whopper meal with French fries. The others took turns ordering.
"What's a Whopper?" asked Mr. Weasley.
The cashier looked at him like he was an idiot. "Um, a really big burger, hence the name Whopper."
The Weasley twins befuddled the cashier.
"So you wanted a chocolate milk shake right?" she asked, looking at George.
"No! I did!" exclaimed Fred.
"Oh, right, and you also had a nine piece chicken fry, right?"
"No, that was me!" said George.
The cashier turned around for a second when a worker bumped past her and the twins quickly switched places. The cashier turned back to what she thought was George.
"So a nine piece?"
"No, I wanted the nine piece!" said the other twin.
By the time the twins got through ordering, the cashier was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Ginny ordered fries and nuggets and made the cashier rattle off the names of all the sauces twice before she picked what she wanted.
When everyone was finally done, they had to wait ages for the food to be made and they finally sat down in a huge booth in the back. Fred and George got up and to get their drinks from the fountain and secretly bewitched the machines to put out the wrong drink. A portly man waddled up to the machine, his tray carrying two whoppers and a large fry, plus a large chocolate shake. He complained loudly that the Diet Coke nozzle was squirting out strawberry Fanta instead. The twins snickered quietly and headed back to the booth.
Mrs. Weasley squeezed her cheeseburger too hard and ketchup squirted onto her shirt. Mr. Weasley said his onion rings were more breading than onion. Ginny found a breaded chicken head in her nuggets and Ron found a human finger in his fries.
They took their food back up to complain. Fred and George scarfed down their food and ran to the men room.
"My burger is all rubbery," said Percy.
"My fries are cold," said Harry.
"Is there supposed to be little crunchy chunks in my vanilla shake?" asked Mrs. Weasley.
"This is got to be a heart attack in a bun," said Mr. Weasley looking at the grease oozing from his half finished Whopper.
They finally decided to leave when they heard an explosion sound from the men's room. The twins rushed out to the car, with toilet seats hanging around their necks. George had a third tucked under his arm.
"Filibuster fireworks down a toilet work wonders," said Fred, sitting on one side of Ginny. Ginny was mad, because despite her finding a chicken head in her nuggets, and Ron finding a finger in his fries, the manager said it was not their responsibility if odd human or animal parts made it into the food. They had each gotten a five dollar gift card for their trouble.
"Here, have a Burger King toilet seat," said George, handing the third to Ginny.
"Um, thanks," said Ginny, wondering what the brown smear on the back was.
They drove home, Harry apologizing for suggesting Burger King and Mrs. Weasley ranting.
"I can't believe they only gave Ron and Ginny five dollar gift cards!" she squawked. She looked in the rearview mirror, and noticed the twins wearing U shaped toilet seats around their necks. "What is that?"
"Necklaces, mum," said George, proudly.
Hope you liked it!
