Author's Note: I'll take the time to say again, I don't own the characters, actually like Lady Pool and DeadPool, I narrate in italics, Lady Pool speaks in underline, and there may be references to people from another site and the fanfics they made because that's where all of this premiered. Ok!


Wow...No One Can Think of a Title Other Than Wow...


Hey everyone! If you didn't tune in for the previous stories, Deadpool was cloned, and his he is a she! Now Lady Pool has control of the issue, but since she is a character and not the original -

"Yes I am!"

Not! She cannot narrate, so you'll see a lot of pink text. Some of you boys may wanna tune out because I know it's like Kryptonite to you guys. So, let's get on with the show!


Lady Pool had Deadpool tied to a tree, with grenades set to go off. Admittingly, I can imagine him daydreaming situations like this.

"Hey! You want to have about 50 bullet wounds through your head? I mean, with HER?"

Well, I can narrate you the way I want to now, she's the boss, so put up with it!

"Yeah, you are a pathetic excuse of me, so soon I will be the only me left!"

"Seriously, you are monologging like that yellow-eyed girl repellant, and I'M the one crazy? Me? Well, yeah, maybe, but she can't be the girl, not crazy me!"

Fine, she is the girl brain using, scheming, even more evil version of you! Anyway, Deadpool was about to be blown to bits by the grenades attached to him, but when they set off...they were duds. Lady Pool angrily went back to a stack of DeadPool's weapons and decided to use the katanas to finish him off. Deadpool knew what he was like, and hoped his "Pride" *cough* arrogance *cough* would stay the same. "Hey, for a girl mercenary you seem pretty cowardly. I'm a master fighter! You have me chained up like...ok I caught myself that time, sorry not family appropriate, but you can at least do it with your eyes closed to be somewhat of a challenge!"

"You're absolutely right! I always wanted a DeadPool piƱata! Let's see if some goodies pour out..."

"Um...yeah...you are about and hour old now, how long have you been planning to kill me, I mean you're an hour old, you shouldn't even be smart enough to tell how to use a mask! And I really am disgusted with myself the way the you-me used the word "goodies", I mean I guess it's not as creepy, considering you're a girl, but...yeah..."

Filled with fury, Lady Pool closed her eyes and stuck, the chain, which was now broken and Deadpool elbowed the back of her neck to get his katanas, and went to the pile Lady Pool of his weapons. He secured the belt of his costume with guns, lasers, grenades, and other weapons he normally carries on his person, and headed to finish her off. Then, he noticed something strange about her...

"Really, you're writing me just now noticing something strange about her?"

Well, she's you, a fact you seem to keep forgetting, and so you just admitted you were strange. Anyway, Lady Pool crumbled to the bottom of the tree, and held her stomach as pain overwhelmed her. A wound from a scrape she received from Deadpool was now oozing out a strange green slime. Deadpool, although he hated her with every fiber of his being, decided that she was still him, and he can't just let himself hang out to dry. Therefore, he was off to find her help.

"Do I have to?"

Yes.

"Crud."

Wilson carried his clone to a ranger station, seeing as how just beyond the point of the secret laboratory of Weapon X, it was public woods. No surprise to what he discovered, the place was torn apart, claw marks and other means of destruction plagued the place, obviously Sabretooth and he others had been here, but they are away at this time, leaving only Dr. Harventle.

Dr. Harventle? Well, at least you mentioned Sabretooth, shows you read at least some of my books...

Oh wait, you can do the whole thoughts to me thing again, huh?

Meh, don't worry 'bout it. Next issue though -

Uhhh...don't think I wanna know! Where was I...oh yeah... Deadpool came through the room, Lady Pool wrapped around his shoulders, pointing a laser gun at the doctor. "What's up doc? Oh wait, I know what's up...your guts spread across the ceiling if you don't help my clone!" Ugh. Still gettin' baby barfs hearin' me sayin' that.

"P-p-p-p-please d-don't hurt me! They tricked me into joining! Honest! I was a pediatrician! I'll help you're girlfriend!"

"NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

"W-w-whatever you say!" said Doctor Harventile, who turned out to be a pediatrician who dabbled in genetics, being the best and tricked by Weapon X to work for free, after all free labor saves them lab money and -

Get on with the narrations already!

I was working on it! Where was I...Oh yeah. Dr. Harventile performed multiple tests on Lady Pool. Now given a name of Wilma Wilson. What can I say; Wade grew too found of her.

That's a load of -

Family Board! Seriously, third time this series I had to remind you! You know what, forget realism, Deadpool was too careless messing around in the lab and got himself bound by duct tape, even across the mouth!

Mmmim momma met mou! Mmmph!

After the analysis, came through with the results, Lady Pool still knocked out from loss of some sorta slime coming out of her stomach, he returned to say, "I'm sorry, but she is losing too much blood. The 'green slime' is her source of circulation. She was injured before her fresh body had a chance to solidify. I am giving her some fresh 'slime', but she will only have another 48 hours to live."

Wait, wasn't she supposed to be in charge of this issue? What happened?

She was in charge in the beginning. The dud grenade was just a fluke. After that you convinced her to be cocky *cough* genes *cough* and she got knocked out, so things progressed naturally. Oh and the somehow the duct tape is reattached and...uh-oh...Deadpool reaches for his AK-47 and..ummm...see what happens next issue, BYE!