What up? Hello there fellows. I want to reply to a certain reviewer. Now, don't get me wrong I would've replied only to the said reviewer but I sort of deleted the e-mail and I can't remember the name and I'm to lazy to go to the reviews in the review section because I'm a lazy person. Now! You said that you feel like you read the story before, well I posted this story before but I deleted it, don't ask me why cause I don't even know, so the story you read might be this one. That's why the author's section is pretty confusing, the chapters were written before except this one because I lost the 3rd chapter. I have chapter 4 and 5 and then I'll start writting again. So yeah...but if this wasn't the story you read then I want to clear my name and say that I came up with this idea by muself and only by myself. I'm not saying that the other writer copied my idea, I'm just saying it's a mere coincidence. Other than that I want to thank you for reading, you have no idea how much I appreciate that! So, you rock, girl!(I'm assuming) Well! Here it goes! Enjoy!
Chapter 3: The first encounter!
"Okay! So you wear this little ear piece and I talk into it. Now, I need you to get him in the living room by the window so I can see what you're doing. Understood?" Let me explain. It's time for Sasuke and I to start our AP English project and Ino can't comprehend that I don't need her help and that I don't want to make Sasuke fall for me! But she got me! If you're wondering what she has on me don't wonder too long cause she has nothing! For some reason I accepted this! It's a good thing that I was able to stop her from putting all that make up on me, not to mention the slutty clothes. But she did convince me to wear an ear piece and let her tell me what I should do, give me pointers and tips, stuff like that. Of course I never said I'm gonna do it.
"My God, Ino! You could be useful during war!" Where in the world did she get all these spying items? There is this ear piece, a see in the dark camera and other things that look very high-tech.
"Very funny! Now, I'll call you so press that little button in your ear."
"That doesn't sound weird at all." I heard a sharp ringing in my ear so I pressed the button really fast! I just wanted to make the ringing stop.
"Can you hear me?"
"Yep! Pretty damn loud!"
And then the knock on the door.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! What do I do? Where do I go?" She hissed freaking out.
"I don't know! Jump out the window!"
"What? Why the window? It won't be weird at all with Sasuke standing right next to the window!"
And another knock!
"Oh God! I don't know! Go through the back door!"
"Well, you know, the window is far more reasonable than the back door but I guess I can use the easy way out!"
"Shut your sarcasm and run!" Lucky for me she did and I was finally able to open the door. "Sasuke, hi! Sorry for the wait, I was...doing...something...?" Nice work, Sakura! Lucky for me Ino was jumping in a bush right behind Sasuke! That is not weird at all.
"Don't worry about it." I didn't really mind that. I was watching Ino trying to get up from that bush in my front yard. Well, finally she was out just getting the leaves off her clothes. "What are you looking at?" Asked Sasuke starting to turn around. Ino jumped right back into that bush and I just couldn't do anything else than sweatdrop.
"God damn it!" I heard her.
"A bunny! There was a bunny in the bush! Run inside, they can sense fear!" I pulled him by the sleeve and closed the door.
"Okay? Great! Should we start?" He looked at me like I was crazy. This is not a very good start, but of course I don't care. Ino on the other hand...let's just say she's talking a lot!
"My God, Sakura! You can't even start a conversation! What is wrong with you? A bunny? They can sense fear? That's not weird at all!" A lot of self control was keeping me from ripping that thing right out of my ear!
"Yeah, sure! Do you have the book?" I turned to Sasuke.
"It would help to smile, you know! You're face is not made of stone! Smile!" My ear! It's lost forever!
"Here." He got the book from his backpack. I smiled (like Ino was saying) and I told him to sit on the couch. I wonder if Ino can see us. I don't think she can.
"Sakura move! I can't see a thing!" One thing is for sure: I'm not moving and neither is Sasuke! "Move or I'm coming in!"
"Oh my! There is a draft here! How about we go more to the right-"
"No!"
"-left! I meant left!" Yep! He thinks I'm crazy! I usually don't care, but come on! He probably thinks I talk to myself and pull my hair out when I'm bored! I don't care what people think but this is ridiculous!
"Wow, okay! So, what do we do now?" Ugh! Here we go!
The night started out horrible! I was clumsy, crazy and absolutly stupid! But the night became better. Ino kept telling me what to do along with her little comments, a little "laugh now" and "touch his arm" or "throw a sneeky look" and other things like that. Until one moment when I heard "Pinch his butt!" and I said that that's enough! So I went into the bathroom and flushed the little evil thing stuck in my ear. It was the creation of the devil himself! Ino's gonna kill me!
"So, we made some progress." At the end of the night, Sasuke was about to go. He was now standing in the doorway with Ino behind him waving and glaring...still in the bush.
"Yeah, progress...sure." I smiled again, but I couldn't really listen to him, my mind was on Ino and her piercing stare. God help humanity, that girl would be really good in a war!
"I like your shirt." My shirt? I was wearing this grey shirt that said "The back of this shirt is really funny." And on the back, which he probably saw tonight at some point, was written "The front of this shirt was incredibly misinformed."
"Um, thanks! I got it from Ino." My God! I'm afraid to say her name!
"Ino...?" He looked at me confused.
"My best friend."
"Right! Well, see you tomorrow."
"Sure, see you." I closed the door and hoped that Ino would go home. Unfortunately I heard a knock on the door. Unless bunnies developed manners, that was probably Ino all fired up. Well, this was a nice life, I got to do pretty much nothing but still...Here I go!
"You little traitor! What the hell did you do with that thing? I thought my ear would start bleeding from that noise! At some point I started thinking that rats took over the house! I was hearing rats, Sakura! RATS!" I looked around the room for a few seconds looking for something to talk about then I thought of something.
"Orange."
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Who."
"Sakura, are you saying random words to confuse me?"
"...Lesson..."
"What? What the hell?"
"Cows...lick...bowls...?" What in the world?
"You are sick,"
"Human...s, humans"
"a sick, sick person!"
"So...talk to you later?"
"Yeah! Talk to you later!" And so she left! That my friends is how you get out of a fight! Of course, Ino knows all my tricks, even this one. She uses them herself! Some of them I learned from her...but this is not important. Maybe Ino doesn't know this but I am incredibly thankful for what she tried to do tonight! You don't find such a great friend everyday. INo, I love you! May you never change!
Short, short chapter! It's so short little elfs jump over it!
