Ok here you guys go dang two chapters in one day?! I feel like i cant get this out of my head quick enough lol Sooo i do not own TMI. And ps. if you listen to the song when reading a certain part it makes is so much sassier and better lol The song is Blue Jeans by Jessie James ( i do not own that either) OK enough here you guys go!

I stepped out of the club and into the street when we finally got to the club, i looked around for a second taking everything in. I was about to turn around when i felt an arm wrap around my waist. I looked up shocked to see Jace looking down at me. What the ?!

"What the hell do you-" I started but he cut me off by leaning down and whispering in my ear.

"Remember little red we are a happily engaged couple out in public so act like you don't hate my guts please" I sucked in a breathe i had totally forgotten about the fact that we had to act like a real couple in public. Finally i nodded slightly. And at that he kissed me behind my ear again, i shuddered man he really needs to stop doing that.

I finally looked up to see Izzy staring at us smiling slightly shaking her head. To that i just glared at her. It felt strange to have Jaces arm wrapped around me he was warm and I could feel his strong muscles as he gripped me closer to him as some guy across the street whistled at me.

"Oh this calls for many, many rounds of shots!" magnus yelled as we entered the club once we were inside Jace let go of me and headed to the bar with Magnus instantly my side felt cold where he had once been. But before i could think any further into it Izzy had grabbed my hand and pulled me to the dance floor. We danced with everyone and anyone laughing and grinding with strangers and each other we were already tipsy but hey what are weekends for?

After many many MANY rounds of shots later (I was so far gone i probably wouldn't remember a thing tomorrow) Izzy decided that it was time to unleash the full on sexy Izzy and Clary show. Singing up on the stage Izzy absolutely loves my voice but i don't think that its very good but oh well im drunk BITCHES YOLO. So sorry i used yolo but hey its true!

"I have a very special treat for you all here is MY best friend clary and she is gonna go full on sass on you guys out there!" Izzy slurred on the stage. Oh good god what am i about to do?

I grabbed the microphone from Izzy and said " Ok all the ladies out here tonight im gonna need your help with the chorus and the the sassy dancing do you guys think you can do that for me?" A course of "yeahs" and girls screams and giggles erupted from the crowd. "OK here we go, boys watch and learn!" Damn alcohol makes me bold!

I hang in my blue jeans

I sway in my blue jeans

Representing Georgia

So I twange in my blue jeans

I started to rock my hips and dance for the crowd.

Who likes my blue jeans?

You like my blue jeans

Specially when I wear my

Cowboy boots with my

At this i pointed to a random guy at the front and danced with him

"K'mon Ladies help me out here!" I yelled to the crowd

I, I'm so fly

I got a fresh new pair that's so tight

{uh} I, I'm so fly

I got a fresh new pair that's so tight {oh}

At this i slowly dropped it low singing from each knee facing different directions

I got a brand new pair of blue jeans

Me and my posse looking fresh and so clean

Headed out, rocking 'til the early morning

Giving my sugar one sweet performance

{hey, hey} Don't matter what you wearing

{hey, hey} It's about the way you wear it

{hey, hey} Don't matter what you wearing

{hey, hey} It's about the way you

At this i stood up and Izzy and another girl stood behind me as we sassily walked up the stage and pointed at random girls so they started dancing for us.

I step in my blue jeans

Home wreck in my blue jeans

Got it from my momma

So I'm blessed in my

I sing in my blue jeans

Bling in my blue jeans

When I hit the country club

I get in free with my

Oh, I'm like whoa

I got a fresh new pair that's so dope

Oh, I'm like whoa

I got a fresh new pair that's so dope

We just continually prance around the stage singing and grinding with random guys laughing the whole time. oh alcohol you are my friend.

Y'all ready for this?

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

When I bend and snap

When I step and clap

Everybody asks, 'Who is that?'

When I'm out in public

Everybody loves it

I know what they wondering

When I bend and snap

When I step and clap

Everybody asks, 'Who is that?'

When I'm out in public

Everybody loves it

I know what they wondering

All of us girls got real sassy here bending and snapping like our lives depended on it not a singles guys mouth was closed in the whole club. As i was stepping and clapping i caught Jace staring at me with a smirk on his face and a look i couldn't identify in his eyes. I quickly looked away.

I look rich in my blue jeans

Slap a (ow!) (Izzy Slapped my butt with a giggle) in my blue jeans

Boys looking as I rock my hips in my (All the girls rocked their hips nice and slow)

I tease in my blue jeans

I squeeze in my blue jeans

And when I blow up

I'm getting free pairs uh

Dont matter whatcha wearing

its the way you wear it

heyyy ya

We broke off laughing as the club erupted with cheers. ya we were pretty great. I looked over and Jace was still staring at me i blushed and looked away again. What the heck is going on?! Come on Clary get a hold of yourself!

After we got off the stage Izzy and I danced some more and took some more shots, but that is all i can remember because suddenly everything went dark.

Jace POV (I know exciting lol)

Damn she looks to good every guy in this damn club is eye fucking her and i hate it i just want to punch them all in the face and show them the ring on her small little finger that claims her to him. But i can't she already hates me and she would hate me even more if i did that. Damn this whole situation sucks. Her singing that song and the way she danced holy fucking shit i couldnt breathe she is one hot girl…. not that i would mention that to her.

"Jace Jace hello earth to Jace" I snap out of my head to see Izzy in front of me with a very much passed out clary on the floor. "she is fine she just drank too much and blacked out now come help me" Izzy said before i could even open my mouth.

I head over to the petite little red head laying on the floor and gently pick her up bridal style cradling her head between my chest and chin, damn she is so small she doesn't was a thing even if she is just dead weight.

Izzy looks at us for a second saying something that suspiciously sounds like too cute before grabbing her phone out and snapping a quick pic. I glare at my sister over clary's flaming hair but she holds her hand up. " It was a moment that need to be captured" She said shrugging her shoulders.

"What ever, Im going to take her home she is going to have one hell of a hangover tomorrow" I said to Izzy and she just nodded smiling like a maniac as we left.

I didnt let go of clary the whole way home when i finally got to our apartment i took her to her room and gently laid her down on the bed. I was about to leave the room when suddenly clary screamed an earth shattering scream I spun her around to see her still passed out whimpering and shaking.

"PLease please stop stop STOP" she shrieked i rushed over to her and gathered her in my arm .

"shh clary wake up wake up its ok im right here wake up baby" I whispered to her. Her eyes flew open and she just started shaking and crying holding onto me for dear life we stayed that way for a while her clinging onto me for dear life as i rocked her back and forth. Finally her breathing calmed and she fell asleep again.

I looked down at her and gently kissed the top of her head. What was that i wondered. I gently tucked her in and fell asleep next to her on top of the covers just in case she had another episode. I will leave before she wakes up so she doesn't know i stayed here i thought as i drifted off to

sleep.

Clary POV

when i woke in the morning my head was pounding as if someone was repeatedly hitting me in the head with a sledge hammer. When i finally dragged myself out of bed i caught a glimpse of my self in the mirror. Holy shit did i look absolutely hideous make EVERYWHERE all my clothes were still on from last night except for my shoes.

What happened last night? How did i get home? I couldnt remember a thing….

When i finally made my way to the kitchen (cleaned up) i was greeted with the smell of hashbrowns and eggs and greasy food. It smelled amazing when i rounded the corner there was Jace shirtless and in sweats again cooking eggs at the stove.

"Here you go the best cure to a hangover known to man" Jace said smiling crookedly at me,

"Do you remember anything from last night?" A look of mischief entered his eyes

I groaned oh no what did i do last night?

There you guys go let me know what you think! Thanks for reading :)