It was January, and a 10-year old Jewish boy woked up from his bedroom. He yawned and looked out of the window and saw more snow than when it normally snowed in South Park. It was big and he saw children, teenagers, adults playing in the snow. Since he saw children in the snow, this could mean only one thing. No school on Friday! Kyle ran down the stairs and to the dining room to see the TV on the table with his parents. It told which schools had no school.
"First, we have South Park..." The Anchorman said.
"Yes!" Kyle said excitedly.
"...East Elementary School."
"Dang it.
"Then South Park..."
"Come on. Come on."
"...Private Elementary School."
"Hurry up."
"And finally South Park..."
Kyle was smiling until the Anchor Man said, "Advance Elementary school."
"Advance Elementary?" Kyle said.
"Well that's all. Any schools that I didn't mention, well then it's bad news for you. You got to go to school. In fact the only school that's open is South Park Elementary school. The normal one."
Kyle banged his head on the table.
"Why God? Why?" Kyle said as he still bangs on his head on the table.
"At least I get a break from work and my kids." Gerald thought in his head.
"You won't get a break when I come back." Kyle said.
"What!" Gerald said. "How did you.. what the."
Gerald ran up stairs as he thought how did Kyle did that.
Kyle, Stan, Eric, and Kenny were standing on their normal Bus Stop. Each of them were angered because they had school, and the others didn't.
"Why does South Park Elementary has school and the others doesn't?" Eric said angrily. "I bet this can't get any worse."
"Just be quiet Cartman. Let's just get this over with." Stan said angrily
The school bus came and they all entered the bus.
The four boys stepped out of the bus and walked to school on the snowy sidewalk. The boys saw kids from other schools playing with snow. This made them jealous, yet they just kept on walking to the school and tried to ignore it. As they enter the school they went straight to their classroom and took their seats. In the classroom they didn't saw Mr. Garrison. Instead they saw a different man in the school.
"Hello kids. My name is ..." The man in the room said.
"Mr. Hyuk." Kyle said.
"Of course?" Mr. Hyuk said in surprised as he looked at the Jewish kid.
"Where's Mr. Garrison?" Stan asked.
"All the teachers, including your counselor, principle, and even the janitor is sick."
Meanwhile at Aspen.
The teachers, principle, counselor, and janitor were having a party at a huge building. Some were even drunk and kissing a pillow.
Later at the school
"The only adults here are the substitute teachers, gym teacher, and the robot chef."
"Robot chef?" Kyle asked.
"The new chef that your school hired was fired. They decided to have a robot do all the work."
"This teacher seems boring." Stan whispered.
"I know, just look at what he wears."
"Hey! What did you do before you teached?" Clyde asked.
"I was a soldier. Why?" Mr. Hyuk says as he wrote the word, "Ultranationalists" on the chalk board
"How could such a boring guy like him hold a gun." Eric thought.
"Were you in any wars?" Kyle asked.
"I was in Vietnam, Pacific Gulf War, and I was at Cuba trying to... I mean never mind." Mr. Hyuk said.
"Cuba?" Craig said. "You just said Cuba. I don't think that had any wars, beside World Wars that affected that country."
"Just ignored what I said."
"This is getting interesting, guys." Eric said.
It was lunchtime and The boys were hanging at the lunch table with the other boys.
"Why do you think he said Cuba?" Jimmy asked.
"I got a book of things that happened in Cuba during Mr. Hyuk times." Kyle said. "There is Bay of Pigs Invasion, Cuba having a dictator..."
"What's that?" Stan said.
"That says Cuban Missile Crisis. This was during the Cold War and it was between the U.S., Soviet Union, and Cuba. The Soviet Union builded huge nuclear missiles and bases in Cuba secretly, but was later founded out by the U.S. The U.S. also had missile that could destroy the whole Soviet Union, but they both reached to an peaceful agreement."
"Go U.S." Kenny muffled.
"Hey do you think this has to do with anything?" Eric said.
"Let's go find out."
Kyle, Stan, Eric, Kenny, Jimmy, Craig, Tweek, and Clyde slowly entered the classroom and saw no Teacher.
"The ghost is clear."
The boys began looking through everything. They kept looking through the desk, his bag, the shelves, but nothing was found.
"Let's just forget about it." Kyle said. "We looked everywhere."
"I guess so, but what do you want to do now?"
The teacher walked into the classroom and saw the kids.
"What are you doing here?" Mr. Hyuk asked.
"Were cleaning this messy classroom of yours." Eric lied.
"Really? This classroom was clean when I left."
Mr. Hyuk left the classroom. Later, School was over and Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny and the rest of the 4th graders walked through the hallway, thinking of what Mr. Hyuk was hiding.
"Well school's over. I hope there still enough snow to make a snow ball fight." Eric said until he opened the door to see a whole lot of snow in front of the building. Heavy snow that piled up the whole school.
"NO! WHY GOD WHY!" Stan yelled at the ceiling.
"Hey! We could still make snow balls from the heavy snow of the entrance." Eric said as he makes a snowball and throws it at Kyle.
"You do realize were stuck in school until the snow melts?" Kyle said angrily.
"Well... My god."
All of the children, including the 6th graders, Kindergarteners, everyone in the building was cold and scared.
"What are we going to do?" Kyle said.
"We could try dig ourselves out of here." Eric said.
"The snow's too deep." Mr. Hyuk said. "Will have to try to survive for now."
"I'm hungry." Eric said.
"Your just hungry because... Oh, I'm starting to get hungry too." Kyle said.
Suddenly, most of the children were getting hungry and went to the cafeteria.
"When's that robot chef finished?" Stan said.
"The robot chef can't cook everyone of your meals that fast." Mr. Hyuk said. "I could keep you control if one of my Bla... Oh forget it."
"What?" Kenny Muffled.
"Nothing." Mr. Hyuk said.
A substitute teacher were passing meals from robot chef.
"Here you are kids." The only female substitute teacher said.
"It's about time." Eric said as he munches on his food. Suddenly the other kids started gobbling all of their food fast.
"You know, I wish the original Chef was here." Stan said. "He could do it faster than that robot."
"Chef?" Mr. Hyuk said. "He used to be in the army, I mean never mind."
"You just said he was once in the army." Kenny muffled.
"Well..."
"Will you just reveal your fucken secret already!" Eric yelled.
"We are under all of this snow and the government can't hear us. I guess I should tell you my secret." Mr. Hyuk said. "After all of those wars I was in, a person asked me and some of my friends to come and join the Black Ops. You probably heard of it. Not alot people know what they do because of how secret are they. It was made up of me, Chef, Mitch Connor, and some other guys.
"Mitch Connor?" Eric said.
"Yeah, why?"
"He's a friend of mine's"
"Mitch Connor again?" Kyle said. "He's just a hand, how the heck can he fight."
"He fought with me during the Vietnam War." Mr. Hyuk said. "Well anyway, we were suppose to take down the missiles by shutting them down. But the U.S. and the Soviet Union already made an agreement and I left the Black Ops along with Chef, and Mitch Connors."
"Mitch Connors was once here in South Park and left, and as for Chef... you probably don't want to know what happened to him." Eric said.
"Anyway we should tried to survive this place."
Meanwhile at Stan's house. Many parents were there arguing about the huge blizzard.
"What should we do, Gerald." Sheila asked.
"Randy, do you have any ideas." Sharon asked.
"Enough!" Randy yelled. "We don't know where our boys are, but I have an idea. I saw this commercial of this device called a snow plow. It's strong enough to take down this heavy snow. Now all we have to do is borrow some snowplow's from Mr. Black and attach it on the front of our car."
"Wait! I don't have a snowplow." Mr. Black said.
"Every rich guy has one in there basement just go get it."
1 hour later
"What do you know, I have some snow plows." Mr. Black said.
"Good!" Randy said. "Each of our cars can hold up to 5-6 adults. We each team up and put these snowplows on the front of our cars. Then we search."
Different Fathers started to team up with other fathers. They later received a snowplow and went to their car. Randy Marsh was teamed up with Gerald Broflovskis, Stuart McCormick, Stephen Stotch, Richard Tweak, and Thomas Tucker. They all went to Randy Marsh's car and attached the snow plow to his car. Randy activated his car and drove through the heavy snow.
"Don't worry boys, will get you out."
Meanwhile, the Boys were getting bored in the school, except for Stan who was now with Wendy.
"Where's Stan?" Kyle said.
"Forget about it." Eric said. "Maybe we should have a party!"
"Nah, we don't have enough food, decorations, hat, or anything for a party."
"How about pulling a prank?"
"That seems fun." Kenny muffled.
"You are not pulling a prank in this cafeteria!" The Gym teacher yelled.
"I'm tired of this." Eric said. "I'm taking over this school."
"And maybe, kill the Jew if I have some time." Eric thought.
"I heard that!" Kyle said.
"Heard what?" Eric said.
"You said that you wanted to kill me."
"No I didn't!"
"Kyle, he didn't say that. It's probably just in your head." Kenny muffled.
"Fellow 4th graders, I'm tired of being push by these adults. We will take over this school." Eric said as he stood up on the top of the table.
Most of the kids were agreeing with him... again.
"First, we will capture all the adults and put them in the closet."
The kids of the school started surrounded the adults, including Mr. Hyuk, and carried them by force towards the closets. They then threw them in the closet and locked the door.
"My first order of business is that all of you kids can do whatever you want."
Suddenly the kids started making a mess all over the school. Kyle was walking through the hallway until he heard some noise. He walked and walked until he reached to the empty janitor's closet. The noise was coming from there and he opened the door. He saw Stan and Wendy kissing. He thought it was disgusting to see his best friend to do that.
"Can you close the door, Kyle." Stan said. "This time I didn't puke and I can finally kiss her."
Kyle closed the door and found out the noise was coming from there this time. Kyle wanted to know where the noise was coming from so he walked on the hallway a little more longer. He then saw a guinea pig in a plastic ball.
"It's just you, Mr. Guinea." Kyle said until he heard the noise again. "Dam it! Where's that noise coming from."
He walked even further and saw a boy with a knife, but with a mask on his head.
"There's a kid here. Hey Cartman we have a kid holding a knife here."
Kyle turned around and saw nothing. He was sure someone was there.
"What?" Cartman ran with some other kids.
"There was a spooky kid here." Kyle said.
"Where?" Cartman asked.
"He was just right there. He was holding a knife and a mask."
"If you find him, just capture him. Oh and be careful."
"Why?."
"I've been starting to see strange things in this school."
"Like what?"
"I just saw two twins holding arms together. Then I suddenly saw them killed."
"It's probably just in your head."
Meanwhile, Randy and the rest of the Fathers were in the car drunk after too much beer. As they kept plowing they saw a man with scars and a crack all over his face.
"Hey look, Britney suddenly has a new look." Randy said.
"Why can't she just stay the same?" Richard Tweek said.
"Good day, Gentlemen." The scary man said.
"Good day to you Britney. I hate your new look." Gerald said from the window.
"You're not even scared?" The Scary man said.
"I've seen worst." Thomas Tucker said.
Meanwhile. Kenny walked through the hallway hearing strange noises. He later enters a class room that is full of skeletons looking at him. Kenny wasn't scared, but instead he took the head from one of the skeletons. He thought it would scare some of the girls.
"Hey! Put my head back!" The skeleton said.
"What if I don't!" Kenny muffled.
The skeleton pulled out a gun.
"Okay, Okay." Kenny muffled as he puts the head back and leaves the room.
"I wonder why he isn't scared that easily?"
"It must be all those movies, video games, and books." another skeleton said.
Stan and Wendy pressed the button of the elevator, so they can go to the second floor. As the door opens, blood spills out everywhere from the elevator.
"Strange." Stan said. "Doesn't this usually happens on the second floor?"
Butters walked through the hallway and saw a bunch of people holding different weapons. Butters didn't look scared but instead he was happy.
"I seen all of you people!" Butters said. "Your all the murderers in my favorite slasher films. Your Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Pinhead, Chucky, Michael Myers, and Ghostface."
Butters suddenly hugged the murderers. The murderers suddenly looked at each other in confusion.
"Kid! What the hell are you doing?" Freddy asked.
"I'm your biggest fan."
"We have fans?" Jason said.
"Of course you do? Your movies are famous all over the world in the horror genre."
"How come we haven't been told about this?" Leatherface said.
"Let's get a lawyer and sue who's ever in charge of our movies." Michael Myers said.
They later left and disappeared into thin air.
"Wait, can I have your autograph?" Butters said in disappointment.
Meanwhile.
Randy and his friends were still looking for the school. It was hard to look because of all this snow in the way.
"We should try to look for some directions."
Randy already saw a group of people.
"Hey!"
"What is it?" One of the group of people said.
"Oh my god!" Richard Tweek said.
"I've seen you people. You're in those slasher films." Stephen Stotch said.
"So, what were you going to ask?" Ghost face said.
"We were wandering where the school was. Do you know where it is?" Randy asked.
"Your almost there, just go straight." Chucky said.
"Thanks. Oh by the way, can I have your autograph?"
"Sure." Jason said.
"Can you sign it on my wedding picture?" Randy said.
Jason was signing his signature on the picture.
"Thanks." Randy said.
Randy drove further to the snow.
Meanwhile.
Stan was awkwardly acting a little crazy.
"Stan, is there something wrong?" Wendy asked.
"I just haven't got anything to drink and eat." Stan answered.
"I saw you ate lunch."
"Actually I was pretending along with the other guys. We had to spit out the disgusting junk under the table."
"I'm going to see if I can find some food. Stay here Wendy."
Later. Kyle saw some adults freed from the closet. They spotted the Jew in the hallway.
"I'm going to hit every kid, starting with that one." The Gym teacher thought.
"What? I can't allow you to hit anyone?" Kyle said.
"What? How did you know?"
Mr. Hyuk walked through the crowd of adults and went to Kyle.
"Kyle, I've been seeing strange things before." Mr. Hyuk said. "But I think you have the ability to read minds. I think it's called the Shining or something like that."
"Why is it called the Shining?"
"I read in the book called, Stephen King's Guide to Horror. Anyway You want to be careful too. The fat kid and your best friend might try to kill you."
"I know Cartman, but why Stan."
"I heard rumors that this school was built on an Indian Burial Ground." Mr. Hyuk said. "If you need help just call me through your Shining ability, Okay? After all I was a Black Ops member."
"Yeah, yeah."
Meanwhile, Butters was walking through the hallway and heard a scream from a boy. He looked and saw Eric on the floor.
"What's wrong Eric?" Butters said.
"Were out of food!" Eric said
"I'm starving."
"Well you might lose some weight. That's the good part."
"Just shut up. Jesus, I wish Chef was right here. He'd know what to do."
Later, Stan was looking for some food for him and Wendy. Wendy was waiting in the hallway. He later went to the kitchen and saw no children. They were all looking for the escaped adults.
"More food for me!" Stan said.
"Oh no you don't!" Eric said as he came popped from the tables.
"Where's the food Stan?" Eric asked.
"It's..."
Stan and Eric saw Chef at the kitchen.
"CHEF!" Stan and Eric yelled in surprised and joy.
"Give us some food. Were starving." Eric said.
"Hold up! I can't give you any food yet, until you do something for me."
"What is it!" Stan asked.
"Stan you have to kill Wendy, Kyle, Butters, and Kenny. Eric you also have to do the same thing except Wendy, since you both hate each other."
"WHAT!" Stan said. "I can't do that!"
"Do you want food or not!" Chef said as he disappears into thin air.
Wendy was still waiting in the hallway until she heard noises. She decided to go find out what was it. It was from the biggest main room in the school. This is where they voted for the new mascot of the school. Anyway, Wendy saw a typewriter and looked at it.
It said, "I feel good".
"I wonder who typed this?" Wendy thought.
Stan came out of nowhere with an evil smile and messy hair.
"Hi Stan." Wendy said.
Stan just came closer and closer.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm just want to fix that look of yours, Wendy." Stan said as he picks up the type writer as a weapon..
Wendy backed up slowly until Stan dropped the typewriter on his foot.
"Ow! Not again."
Suddenly Wendy picked up a bat from the floor and hit Stan on the head. He collapsed to the ground.
Kyle saw Kenny walking through the hallway.
"Hey! Kenny." Kyle said.
"Hello!" Kenny muffled until suddenly Cartman appeared out of nowhere with an axe. He chopped Kenny into two.
"Oh my god. You killed Kenny. You bastard." Kyle said.
"Doesn't usually Stan do that part?" Eric asked.
"Yeah, but if he's not here I guess I should do his lines."
"I see, but time to kill the Jew." Eric said.
Kyle ran through the hallway as Eric chases him and suddenly he crashed into Butters.
"Ow! Butters!" Kyle yelled. "Can't you see I'm running from a fat psycho."
"I'm not fat! I'm just big bone." Eric said as he chases Kyle and Butters with an Axe.
"Hurry!" Kyle said.
Wendy dragged Stan's body to his locker and put him there. She locked the locker.
"Stay there until you don't act insane again." Wendy said.
Suddenly she saw Kyle and Butters.
"Good, I think we lost him." Kyle said.
"What are you doing guys?" Wendy said.
"Were running away from the fat psycho." Kyle answered.
"Really? I just put Stan in the locker because he was acting crazy. Anyway, what are we going to do?"
"Hmm. I got an idea, I will use my shining powers to contact Mr. Hyuk. He'll save us. Right now, let's hide to the 4th grade classroom."
Kyle ran to the 4th grade classroom and started using his shining powers.
"Mr. Hyuk, Mr. Hyuk!"
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Mr. Hyuk heard a voice in his head.
"Who's this?" Mr. Hyuk thought.
"This is Kyle. Eric has gone mad." Kyle thought
"I told ya."
"Can you help us?"
"Sure. I can handle anything. After all I was from the Black...
"WILL JUST HURRY UP!"
Kyle stopped using his shining abilities. Meanwhile Mr. Hyuk was running through the hallway and saying, "Hey fatty." all over and over again.
Cartman appeared out of nowhere and hit him with an axe. He took the axe out of his back, but he was still strong and alive.
"You think one axe could take me down. I was from the Black Ops." Mr. Hyuk.
Eric Cartman later decapitated him with another axe just to shut him up about the Black Ops.
"I'm still alive here." Mr. Hyuk's head said. "You forgot that I've have a working brain."
Eric Cartman than cut his head into two.
"Military Veterans can be so annoying sometimes." Eric said to himself.
Eric was latered in front of the door and broke it down with an axe.
"Here's Eric." Eric said crazily, but he didn't see his friends. Instead he saw dogs playing poker.
Eric tried again on the next door.
"Eric is in the house." Eric said crazily, but he just saw his Grandpa.
"How did I get in here?" Eric's Grandpa said.
"Dang it." Eric said.
Eric tried the next one more time.
"Are you in this room?" Eric said normally as he saw Kyle, Butters, and Wendy.
The three normal kids ran through the door as Eric ran slowly through the middle of the classroom.
Stan finally got out of the locker and saw his three friends running through the hallway.
"There you are!" Stan said crazily. He also saw Eric chasing them. "There mine, fatty."
Kyle, Butters, and Wendy were at the end of the main room of the school. They tried to opened the doors, but there was still heavy snow.
"This is the end of the line." Eric said.
Suddenly a bright light came on the other side of the main door. A car crashed through the doors of the main room. It was their parents.
"You should have let me drive the car next time!" Gerald said.
"Dad!" Kyle yelled.
"We made it didn't we?" Randy said to Gerald.
The dads stepped out of the car, and suddenly more children came to the main room.
"Hi Kids, more of your parents will come." Randy yelled.
It was morning and the heavy snow was gone, and the teachers and principle came. The school was a mess.
"Hey!" The principle said. "Who left room 237 opened? That has to be closed forever or strange things will appear." The Principle said.
Suddenly all the awkward things were gone.
Meanwhile at Paramount studios.
"Okay, if you just sign here we will recognize you as one of us and you will payed for the previous films that were made." a man in a suit said.
"Good!" Freddy and his gang said.
Suddenly they were disappearing.
"Wait, wait, not now!" Jason yelled
"That was a close one. We could gone to bankruptcy or been sued for all of those films made." The man in the suit said.
