AN: sorry for the long wait, but I figured for Thanksgiving, I give everyone a treat. Enjoy.
Brian and Stewie appeared in what seemed like a desolate landscape.
"Hey Brian where are we?" Stewie asked looking around
Brian held his hand to his chin in thought, "I think we are either in Borderlands or Fallout, let's ask a local" He said and saw a man in some prewar get up run towards them
"Excuse me could we talk for a moment" Brian called out and the man stopped and just stared at Brian like he was going to rob him blind and didn't want that to happen.
"Uh ok now I'm a little uncomfortable" Stewie said
"Yep fallout" Brian said, "Ahem, so what were you running from?"
The man spoke," An ugly super mutant is chasing me, please I need to go"
The man broke contact with Brian and ran off
"Super mutant?" Stewie asked
"An enemy in fallout, they are big, ugly creatures" Brian explained and then heard a voice
"Why won't you go out with me?" It was the voice of Meg and Brian and Stewie saw a normal, albeit slightly greenish yellow Meg
"Of course we do a Meg joke" Stewie said
[Cut Away Gag]
It shows the writer in his mom's basement typing and he turned to the audience
"What, I like that twist, and besides wouldn't you do that?"
A brief pause
"Yeah I thought so"
[End Cutaway]
"Hey Meg" Brian said and Meg looked at them and roared!
"Uh Brian that's not Meg, at least ours" Stewie explained
"So she is an enemy?" Brian asked
"Yep" Stewie confirmed
"Ah so I can do this" Brian said picking up a rock and preparing to throw at Meg when the world paused and focused on Meg, green sections opened up with different percentages on it
Brian's voice spoke, "Hmmm, I think I will take head shot" he said as the section for Meg's head glowed white and then the world went into slow motion showing Brian epically throwing the rock only for it to miss her head completely
"Crap" Brian said as the Meg mutant ran towards them when she fell down dead, only to see on a cliff, a fat man in a duster wearing a fedora, he held in his hand a magnum
"Oh my god, who are you?" Stewie asked impressed by that feat
The man spoke (in Peter's voice), "They call me the Mysterious Stranger, heheheheheheheh" then he ran off
"Alright let's get out of here" Brian said and Stewie pressed the button and they were on their way into another game.
They reappeared in a medieval market place, they could see humans, elves, and what looked like lizard and cat men walking about doing their business and selling and buying wares
"So what game is this…." Stewie asked looking around
"I think I know" Brian said leading Stewie to two humans talking, a man and women
"…and so I saw a mudcrab the other day, filthy creatures….goodbye" the women said walking off
"Elder Scrolls 4, Oblivion" Brian said, "Not very good dialogue"
He didn't get an answer and looked around and saw Stewie at a stand talking to a shop keep
"Nice stuff here, I like this cup" Stewie said picking it up to look it over when the shop keeper cried out, "THEIF!"
"What I wasn't stealing it" Stewie said setting it down when they saw five men in iron armor run up to Stewie and the first one yelled, "Stop you have violated the law, pay a fine or go to jail!"
Stewie sighed and walked to Brian
"Let's get out of here, the laws around here are as fair as EA's business practice" Stewie said to his canine companion
[Cut Away]
It shows Peter on his couch with a 360 controller holding a game with the EA logo on called, "Super Awesome Shooter"
"alright can't wait to play this" Peter said popping the disk in when he said, "Ah man, I got to pay more points to access the multiplayer, just because I bought this game used…fine" He said pressing a button when he groaned again, "What now I got to pay more points to access the good guns….grr fine!" He pressed the button again then he cried out one more time, "I got to pay even more points just to play the campaign….fine….."
Letter show up in front of the screen saying, "EA wants your money, nothing else"
[End Cutaway]
"Huh, that cutaway wasn't funny" Stewie said
"I think it was the writer's idea to make fun of EA" Brian explained
"Here is a question, why aren't the guards attacking us?" Stewie asked looking around, everyone was frozen in place
"Oh in Oblivion if we talk the world freezes" Brian said
"Well that's convenient" Stewie said pressing the button and they were off again
They then appeared what looks like mountain side in winter, Brian this time was in iron armor just the right size for him with a sword at his side, while Stewie was in leather armor with a dagger at his side
"Ok what game are we in now?" Stewie asked and Brian looked around, "Don't know, but the graphics look good…seems familiar though"
They heard wings flap and then saw a dragon land down in front of them and then spoke in the voice of Bruce the gay character
"Hey there, just coming to fight you because you are the dragon born, gonna breath my ice breath onto you, all because I ate some dentine ice just before I got here." He said
"Dragon born, oh boy now we are in Skyrim" Brian said
"So what's a dragon born?" Stewie asked
"Just think highlander but with dragons" Brian said and Stewie nodded his head
"Hey Dragon I got a secret for you" Stewie said to the dragon who lowered his head to listen in, Stewie then took his dagger and stabbed the dragon in the eye who cried out, "It hurts, Jeffery it hurts so much!"
A similarly voiced dragon could be heard shouting, "I know"
The dragon here said, "I know…." Before it fell dead
"Huh, that was easy" Stewie said when swirling energy came from the dragon and began to engulf Stewie
"Oh my god Brian….I feel great" He said holding up the dagger, "I HAVE THE POWER!"
A lightning bolt shot down and shocked Stewie who groaned in pain
"Uh should I just press the button" Brian asked
"Yeah…sure why not…." Stewie groaned
Brian pressed the button and they were on their way into another game
They reappeared in a weird maze
"Where are we?" Stewie asked
"Ok I don't know" Brian said poking a nearby dot, they seemed to be floating in midair all in a straight line
"Hear something?" Stewie asked hearing a weird sound
"Yeah…oh god" Brian said
"What?" Stewie asked and then they saw it come around the corner, they saw a large sphere with the opening and closing mouth
"PAC MAN!" Brian cried out and the two ran off in the other direction, Pac man in hot pursuit going in a demonic voice, "Wakka Wakka"
After a while of running through the maze they came to a corner and were tired, they couldn't run anymore, but Pac man was still on their tail
"What are we going to do?" Brian asked when Stewie saw a large orange dot
"I think I know what to do" Stewie said grabbing the dot and then he smirked as Pac Man turned blue but before he could turn around and run Stewie punched the large sphere and it disappeared
"Alright let's get out of here" Brian said and Stewie pressed the button on the device
The next scene shows someone couch and their hands and a British voice could be heard, "It's time for another pop station game, this one was sent by a man who is a writer and lives in his mom basement, almost as sad as my life reviewing cheap knock off toys" the man said (its Dr. Ashens to anyone who doesn't get the joke)
He hold up to the audience a Gameboy like knock off
"This is the Gamegoy, yes a Gameboy knock off, but the game is one based on that show Family Guy, see" He said pointing to the sides where Brian and Stewie are on the side high fiving each other
"Let's turn this on and bask in the cheap LCD glory" Ashens said turning on the device and a crappy family guy tune chimes in
"Yes, that's a great tune…he lied" Ashens said starting the game, it was falling…stuff coming down and Brian and Stewie were little LCD pictures being moved around to catch them
"Yeah a crappy game" Ashens said sighing
Over in the game the LCD pictures were groaning
"Brian what are we?" Stewie asked
"A crappy LCD game…" Brian groaned
"We are out of here" Stewie said and after a few moments they disappear in a flash of light leaving the screen blank
"Huh…well that was odd, well at least I don't need to keep playing this game. And now back for some reason, Quincy the caterpillar that sings obscure Beatles songs…" Ashens said
It cuts to a small green caterpillar on a small pillow moving around to the lyrics and in a small gruff voice sings, "You tell me that you've got everything you want. And your bird can sing…."
The screen goes black
