So, Mello is turning 18 soon. Its late October and I feel as though my days with him here at Wammy's are beginning to count down. I hope we still see each other after Wammy's, but I don't see why we wouldn't. I mean I'm the only friend he's got, and vice versa. Anyways, I'm thinking I'm gonna get that sexy bitch something really great for his eighteenth birthday. I wish I could give him a good ass fucking, but I have a feeling that would cross a few lines. Wow, why am I so horny right now.

Anyways I even have the best idea of what to get him. I'm going to get him into first place. I really think that Mello is the smartest person here. I've been friends with him since he first came here, and he's fucking brilliant.

I do actually have proof of this, L and BB used to dote on him for being so smart, but stopped after he hit Near on the first postings day. Well BB still does kind of dote on him. He and BB get along. Probably because Mello found out about BB's eyes just by looking at them once, then L changed his whole theory just because Mello deduced it. Oh yeah this was when Mello was three. So when Mello was three he made the super genius double think a theory just because he thought otherwise. Also at age three he could fluently speak four languages, all self-taught. Scary right. He can teach himself how to do anything. He taught himself piano when we were five, in three days he mastered it.

So yeah, brilliant. So why then is he always second. I think it's because he puts too much pressure on himself and studies too much. I mean as soon as we learn concepts in class he can apply them to real life situations immediately. Then after class he studies so much that he ends up with a lesser understanding of them, but is convinced he's learned more. I think all I have to do is to get him to stop studying, I mean that's simple enough, right? Heh, heh, oh god. I think he might kill me even if I mention it. If I maybe dare him to? I mean if he does worse its not like he'll ever know, results don't go up till the fifteenth of the month after then were taken. So November's results will be up on December 15th Mello will be gone by then. Maybe he'd be up for a trade. I mean I'm not sure, if this doesn't go the way I think, I could get killed, but I'm certain. Shit, he's coming in, I'll ask him now. I turn to look at him. He looks chilled, calm, that's a first, and I am planning to take full advantage of that now.

Oh my god, he just said yes! And I only got hit once! The only thing is I have to study while he doesn't. This should be one exciting month. Mello just came back from the band room and is now casually teaching himself violin. I wonder how many instruments he will have mastered by the end of the month.