Me: *get's hit in the head with random book* I know, it's been forever since my first two chapters, give me a break, oh and there's going to be a new story soon
Max: spoiler alert it's a chatroom and I *muffled sounds as I hold hand over mouth*
Fang: *rolls eyes* Annfazukimi does not own maximum ride or legend of Zelda
Iggy: I am in the chatroom
Me: *gives Iggy death stare* Iggy, I'm giving you a death stare by the way
Oh, by the way, Fang's wallet is magic, his rupees never run out
Fang's POV
I arrive at the gate to the tunnel to the dry lake only to find that the gate not to my surprise is locked. I go to Coro and ask for the key, get the key and by the oil bottle and proceed. Also not to my surprise is the dry lake covered with poisoned mist. I light my lantern only to have it stolen by a monkey. That took me by surprise, not. Midna comes out of my shadow and says, "Hey, what's this monkey's problem? You idiot! While you were staring off into dreamland your lantern got stolen!" so I attempted to get the monkey, who promptly jumped off and led me through the toxic mist.
On the other side I got my lantern back, it was empty. I filled it up with my oil bottle and continued. When I got out of the dry lake I headed to where I had rescued Talo and the monkey. The only thing that stood in my way was a golden wolf, who upon seeing me jumped at me. There was a bright light and I was transported to a weird landscape with snow and the castle and pillars and a mountain. You ever have the feeling that someone is watching you. Someone was actually watching me. When I turned around there was a weird guy standing where the wolf had been, my first thought was a new type of eraser, so I did a jump strike with my sword only to be deflected. The shade, as I will now dub it, now says, "A sword has no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage. You may be destined to become the hero of legend…but your current power would disgrace the proud green of the hero's tunic you wear." I gave him my best glare as he continued, "You must use your courage to seek power…and find it you must. Only then will you become the hero for whom this world despairs. If you do find true courage, and you wish to save Hyrule from the horrors it now faces…Then you will be worthy of the secrets I hold!" He then teaches me the ending blow and tells me to find the howling stones. I then enter the temple.
I enter the temple to hear the familiar sound of keys I take out the keys then move to the other enemies and take them out, I free the monkey. The monkey takes me to a rickety bridge. When I realize, it's daytime, wasn't it nighttime outside, this is really weird. The monkey starts to cross the bridge when a bigger monkey comes out of the door opposite us and uses a boomerang to cut the bridge down, great, just what I needed, another problematic companion. Midna then pops out and says, "Oh! What's going on?! Has there been a monkey fight?! Oh no! We can't go any farther. We might as well go back." After much monkey…and Ooccoo finding I find myself at the door the baboon came out of and say, "Time for a lesson at Fang's school of hard knocks." I enter and find myself barred in. I look at the monkey and say, "Time to get schooled." I beat the monkey and as my reward, I get the gale boomerang. I find more monkeys and the boss key and head to the boss room.
The water is so still when I get in there, the video game doesn't even come close to describing it accurately. Unknown to the flock, I love rustic stuff. I see islands with bomb thingies on it, must be important. Then the water starts to move, the first boss of twilight princess rears its ugly first two heads at me, I hear a voice in my head say, "Twilit Parasite, Diababa." I use the boomerang at the bombs and as expected the two heads disappear and the real form appears, what I didn't expect was the fear for my life as soon as it appeared. White coats, no problem, erasers, try again, giant monster that could eat me in one swipe, bit of a problem especially with no freaking bombs. The baboon decides to jump in and help me out, I kill the behemoth. The thing turns into a weird object that looks like it belongs on a mask. Midna then pops out and takes the thing saying, "Eee hee hee! Well done! That's…what I was looking for. That's a fused shadow. It's what the light spirit called dark power…Do you remember what the light spirit said? About how you had to match the power of the king of shadows? Could it really be so easy? Is this all there is to it?" 'Speak for yourself, you didn't do anything' I think she continues, "There's a total of three fused shadows. I think the other light spirits have the rest…If you want to know exactly what fused shadows are…Well, maybe I'll tell you if you find the other two. I guess you better do your best to find them. huh? Eee hee hee! So let's not waste any more time here when we could be looking for the other two…I'll get you out of here." I take one more look at was once the chamber to a boss and went to Midna who promptly warped me out.
Me: so what say you, madam Max
Max: that's princess to you
Fang: Well excuse me princess
Me: that's what you get for making me feel bad
Max, Link, and Zelda:*chase after me to kill me*
Me: *pulls out taser**tazes the ones who chase me* you don't get chased twice without learning something
Fang: *rolls eyes* read, review, no flames, thank you
