I was woken up bright and early by Applejack. "wake up, sugarcube, we got work to do!"
"Alright. I'm up. What do you want me to do?
" I want you to help me harvest all of the apples here on the farm."
" Who is it done?" I asked.
" Ya just give the tree a real hard buck, and knock the apples into that there bucket. "
I walked up Thea tree and reared back with my front right hoof, and have the tree a good solid punch, and dozens of apples fell from the tree. I Grinned. I jumped and did a ninja kick to the next tree, knockeing dozens of apples in that trees bucket. I continued to the next tree. I spun arouhands lapping another tree with the back of my hoof. I turned to look at Applejack, and said " like that?"
Applejack just had her mouth open. " what are you looking at me, Applejack?"
" them was some mighty fancy moves you pulled off there. how'dja do that?"
"I couldn't really tell you, because it is different for every pony. Each pony has their on style. " I said.
" awwww, well, ah guess I don't matteR at it." she said. I merely nodded and flicked another tree. We worked for another few hours, before applejack stopped me.
" sugarcube, we've already apple bucked a quarter of the farm, ah say we call it day. "
" alright." I said. " what now?" I asked.
" I was gonna go to the library for a book, wanna join me?"
"sure. Why not." I said. " race ya!" She yelled as she shot of towards the library. I took flight after her. I thought about it, and realized that she was probably trying to lure me into a surprise party. I let her win, flying high a over her, watching her. She walked into the library. She looked over both her shoulders before she walked in. I knew she was leading me into a surprise party! I silently swooped down to a back window and opening it. I silently crawled through and closed the window. I gently use my wings to keep me from stepping on the wood floors And to keep from clopping. I reached for the lights, but before I could turn them on, somepony flipped o. The lights and everybody yelled "SUPRISE!" then Pinkie tackled me to the floor and says," did we scare ya? Did we scare ya?Huh? Huh?huh?"
"Mamu tebya vy syn sukas!"
"uhh, what did you say?" applejack asked.
" ah, it is nothing. What is all this?" I asked
" it's your WELCOMETOPONYVILLEUBERFUNAPALOOZA!" pinkie said as she pulled a confetti hand cannon of the table and shot it in my face.
I spit confetti out of my mouth. " I'm going to act like pinkie pie didn't just shoof me in the face with A confetti gun. What is all of this for?"
" I throw a party for every new pony in town."Pinkie said.
"Oh. spasibo, my friends."
" here, sugarcube, lemme introduce ya to the rest of my frienda that you maintain net yet. this here's twah'light, thats Rarity, and... Wait, where's fluttershy." she looked around, and saw a pink tail poking out from beneath the refreshments table, and pulled a cowering ffluttershy out from under it. She hid behind her mane as best she could, one eye timidly staring at me from underneath her manE. I nealt down and held out my hoof, saying " it's ok, I do not bite." with a smile on my face. She slowly Peered out from beneath her mane and said, " H-h-hello, i'm F-f-f-f-ffluttershy."
"it is nice to meet you fluttershy." I said, and at that she do e back under the table and started quivering some more.
"Don't worry about her sugarcube, she's always like that." applejack said.
"Well, alright. So all shyness aside, how about we get to know each other better, eh?" I I said as I grabbed a bottle of apple ale from applejack's farm. We talked for most of the party. And I danced with all the girls except for fluttershy and rainbow dash, who strangely enough kept looking to the ground and digging user hoof into said ground.
it was about 12 o'clock, and everypony had left except for the mane 6. I was looking at my 6th empty ale bottle tonight, when I noticed that my reflection was not that of y in my pony form, but rather, as my human self. I decided to spill the beans as to what I was.
"Applejack, remember how I said I would tell you where I'm from? Well, I'm going to tell you."
everypony looked at me with curiosity in there eyes.
" In my country, many different people and races lift together in equality. I was from America, but that isn't the only country there. My mother was from a country Called Russia, which is the language that I sometimes speak. My father was an American. But I never took my father's name because he had raped my mother. I disowned him, and I never saw that scumbag again. Where I am from, I was a soldier for a force ofly he best flyers in my country. But we couldn't fly on our own, for we weren't pegasi, so we flew wishing machines called airplanes and helicopters. We couldnt use magic either, so we controlled our aircraft with our hands. "
"Hey, Gennady, what are hands?"Pinkie asked.
I ignored her and continued. " where I am from we weren't ponies. We were humans. I don't expect you to believe me, considering the number of drinks I have had, but I am telling the truth."
Everyone looked at me with open mouths and wide eyes.
" I can just go if you want me to." I said.
Twilight was the first to speak. " girls, I personally think he's drunk, but I know a spell that would allow us to see his true form." and her horn began to glow. I was surrounded In a purple aura, and I was lifted into the air. The aura began to glow brighter and brighter. I screamed, was the pain was to much for me to bear any longer.
I screamed louder and louder as the pain increased, then finally, in a flash of purple light, I was dropped on the floor In a kneeling position, my head hung low, and my fist against the floor. i looked up and saw everyponies jaws on the floor. twilight released me from the spell, and I changed back into my pony form.
"See? I told you I waaaaah..." I passed out.
