~Yo! Yo! Yo!~

~Yo! guys my name is Sasaki Samanosuke~

~Graduating from bad boy to cherry boy~

~This guy here is Roronoa Zoro~

~Graduated from bad boy to a five timer boy~

~drunk a lot of booze and took a big flight~

~Fucked four babes in one night~

~Zoro has to go out on date with all of them~

~Chance of getting out now is very slim, Yo!~

~Yo! Yo! Yo!~

~This guy's a cyborg his name is Franky-bro~

~Only one right now who's helping Zoro~

~If he screwed up he'll lose his nuts~

~still doing it he sure got guts, yo!~

~Yo! Yo! Yo!~

~four babes, one date and Roronoa Zoro~

~Yo! Yo! Yo!~

~four babes, one date and Roronoa Zoro~

~Yo! Yo! Yo!~

"what the hell are you doing here?" Zoro

~will you cut this shit out? yo!~ Hijikata

"THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Zoro

~YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH~

…please try to enjoy the story…

Chapter 3: Sometimes friends can be even more dangerous

"Yosh! now my loyal T-bots get in the position..." Zoro was wearing a black suite, he was standing in middle of the national park with his minions, this place was the meeting place for all of 'em, there was a statue of legendary 'Dark Knight' in middle, (this is just an imaginary town with imaginary places so don't sweat it). Franky was along with them, surprisingly enough due to some weird cliché no one was paying any attention to this weird group

"Listen now everyone, we're at war with sky net, your mission is to protect my John Conner or Sky net will rip him to pieces, every one of you has given a fake John Conner, so you have to fool three sky-net leaders with these fake ones, even if one of the fake got caught the real one will be in serious trouble, I'll be saving my real Conner while taking care of one sky-net leader myself...I hope everything is understood" Zoro

"what do you expect them to understand by that? and exactly which John Conner are you trying to save?" Franky said with a big sweat drop

"now then, let's get to our positions, if anyone of 'em sees any two of us together than we're good as dead" Zoro continued his instructions

"Ignoring me eh?" there were few veins popping on Franky's metal head, Zoro finally finished and turned to Franky "so, what now?"

"simple, you'll be saving your own John Conner while I'll look out the three fake ones from behind the scenes" Franky

Zoro's left eye started to twitch "so you understand after all…whatever, let's get to positions" as everyone moved to their designated positions and scattered to different spots around the statue Franky and Zoro noticed one of their targets approaching

"oh! Nami's the first one to arrive, you're lucky they are not coming all at once" Franky said as both of 'em were hiding behind the statue watching as Nami approaches the T-Z-1, (ok! As I've already said many times, I suck at these kinda things, so let's go like this…) Nami was wearing same dress as the one she was wearing in movie seven's party where strawhats were invited by son of old lady, except that her hair were longer and were untied

"Zoro…" Nami waved from some distance "…it's surprising to see that you're on time, especially on a date" Zoro's head started twitching while hearing this comment from Nami

"so…how do I look?" she said while showing off a little bit

"now, consider this a tutorial" Franky chose a tab named pickup lines and selected a line from it

"you always look astounding but today, your beauty is extra ordinary" T-Z-1 said with a very little change in his expressions, Nami blushed as she heard this comment and slapped T-Z-1's arm "oh come on, I didn't know you could also use these kinda lines…" Nami giggled a bit

"wow! That's pretty neat" Zoro was honestly surprised by the outcome

"see? It ain't that bad" Franky

"so, shall we go than?" Nami asked holding T-Z-1's arm

"affirmative" T-Z-1 answered in a robotic tone which alerted Nami a bit

"oh shit" Franky and Zoro thought

"you're acting quite funny lately, I wonder what's the reason?" Nami giggled a bit again and they went to enjoy their…so called…date…

Both sighed in relief once, but trouble wasn't over yet, Vivi was second one to arrive "hey Zoro! I hope I didn't made you wait too long" she was wearing dress similar to Nami's but was in white color, after a minor conversation they also went to enjoy themselves

Tashigi arrived next, she was wearing dress similar to the one Nami was wearing in movie six's party (wondering why I'm using only Nami's outfits? 'cause no matter how hard i try…those are the only ones coming to my mind right now…XD…I've already told many times that I suck at this thing, I'm more of a man of action and humor…XD) Tashigi and T-Z-3 also left after some time…now all the T-Zs had already entered the battlefield, only one left was the real John Conner

"only Robin is left now! She'll be here soon, I bet" Zoro said with a scowl

"well yeah! But…let me make one thing clear…" Zoro turned his eyes to Franky "…you know the reason why the real you is going with Robin instead of a T-Z?" Franky asked in serious tone

"cause she's too smart to be fooled by a piece of scrap metal" Zoro said casually as few veins popped on Franky's head "they're not scrap metals…anyway…stay focused, just one mistake can lead to unbelievable circumstances"

"but, as much as I know all of 'em are quite smart, I can't believe how are they fooled by those things" Zoro

"that's technology, you knew beforehand otherwise even you would've thought that it's your doppelganger" just than another mini-i-phone like device started ringing, Franky quickly took it out, his eyes widened just as he analyzed the device

"w-what happened?" Zoro asked

"shit! Someone's trying to breach my data-center…" Franky said while panicking

"eh?" a big question mark appeared on Zoro's head which meant he doesn't understand anything

"SOMEONE'S TRYING TO STEAL DATA FROM MY SYSTEMS, THERE ARE MANY DOCUMENTS CONTAINING DATA ABOUT GOVERNMENT'S SECRETS PROJECTS, IF I DON'T DO ANYTHING SOON THIS WILL BE BIG TROUBLE, EVEN BIGGER THAN YOURS" Franky

"ok, ok, got it, stop yelling in my ears" Zoro said cleaning his ear "so…what about it?"

Franky threw T-Z's controller to Zoro and started running really fast, "OI! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

"I'll BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, CONTROL THOSE THREE WITH THAT, YOU CAN SWITCH FROM ONE TO OTHER AND LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS THROUGH THAT EAR-PHONE" Franky

"OI WAAAAAIIIIIIIT" before Zoro could say anything else Franky had disappeared already somewhere "…shit…he ditched me, now what am I gonna do now?...that's fine, I can do it myself…" just when Zoro calmed down a bit Robin's soft voice reached his ears "Zoro…"

darkness covered Zoro's face "this is not good at all…but I've no other choice…" getting his composure back within an instant he turned around to face Robin "hey Robin…" just as his eyes rested upon her, words got stuck in his throat as he witnessed Robin's astonishing beauty, she was also wearing the dress she wore in movie seven's party, with post time skip appearance and without glasses (I told you I suck at these things…XD)

"I'm glad that you didn't sleep this one through" she said with a smile

Zoro quickly got back in stance "a…yeah…i…made sure…that wouldn't happen again…"

"so then…I think I'll follow your lead" Robin said getting closer to Zoro

"yeah right, like I've been on any date before…" after thinking a bit "…how about we go eat something first?...i wonder how this will go?"

"very well, I know a very good restaurant around here" Robin said

"heh! Guess I have to follow your lead than" Zoro said with a smirk, Robin giggled a bit and both started moving to their destination as well, when Robin wasn't looking at him, he took out the i-phone, switching through T-Zs started to analyze the situation by listening conversations and such "T-Z-1 and Nami are going to a restaurant as well? T-Z-2 and Vivi…to amusement park?...wait…T-Z-3 and Tashigi are headed to park as well…this isn't good…no…wait…they are heading to different locations, no problem for now I guess…"

After sometime Robin and Zoro arrived at their destination, raising his eyes Zoro read the name, he was sure he heard this name somewhere before but couldn't figure out at the moment…it sure was troublesome…anyway, setting that matter aside they went in and chose a table, even though this place felt comfy and quite good Zoro had a weird feeling, like an approaching threat. He kept analyzing his surroundings, after analyzing for few moments and finally found the source of that feeling…"GOD DAMMIT SHIT"

Right behind them a several tables apart T-Z-1 and Nami were sitting, Nami was facing away from them as well as Robin, so they couldn't see each other but Zoro could see T-Z-1's face clearly, he was lucky that their seating plan saved his ass but it isn't a good solution for longer period

"dammit…I've to get one of us out of here…if I do anything now Robin could get suspicious, but same goes for Nami and she's with a damn Robot as well…what should I do know?" Zoro was thinking really hard while looking down to the table-top which Robin noticed

"Zoro…is everything alright?" she asked

"…!..." Zoro quickly lifted his head and forced a smile "yeah, everything's fine…I'm…just a bit…nervous…" he said with an awkward smile, another smile crept on Robin's lips "well that's a relief to know that even you could get nervous at times"

"actually…much more than just nervous…my life is on the line here…" he was still giving that awkward smile when a familiar sound landed his eardrums "Robin…Zoro…" Zoro turned his eyes to find out the source of voice…and

"WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLL...LUFFFFFYYYYYYY…THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE? IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY HE WORKED IN SANJI'S RESTAURANT, DOES THAT MEAN THIS IS SANJI'S RESTAURENT?" Zoro looked quite calm, from the outside that is…Robin greeted Luffy with her beautiful smile as always, as for Luffy, he turned his attention back to Zoro, for few moments he kept staring at him with usual dumb expression then turned his face to where Nami and T-Z-1 were sitting

"he knows…he already saw Nami and that thing…shit this is bad" Luffy turned back to Zoro after one look "Zor-" before he could complete even one word Zoro grabbed him and lifted up

"Zoro…" Robin stood up in surprise

"i…a...s-sorry…I'll be right back…just stay here" he stormed out of the place with such amazing speed that only he could use, outside the restaurant he put Luffy down

"what did you that for?" Luffy asked getting back on his feet

"l-listen Luffy! Just try to understand…"

"Zoro…" Luffy interrupted him in middle "…you were with Nami as well" Luffy looked quite serious

"i-I can…explain…just listen…"

"could this mean…" interrupted again "…could this mean…" suddenly Luffy's eyes started shining "…YOU CAN USE CLONNING TECHNIQUE?"

"THANK GOD THIS GUY IS AN IDIIIIIOOOOOOOT…aa…yeah…sorta…" Zoro said with a gigantic sweat drop

"OI ZORO! C'MON TEACH ME, TEACH ME TOO" Luffy was waving his hands in air, probably due to excitement

"…!...if…you promise to not bother me today, I'll surely tell Franky to teach you, he's the one who taught me after all…"

"REALLY?"

"yeah! I promise"

"WOHOO! I'LL MAKE MY CLONES AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN" his voice faded as he ran away to a random direction

"he…left just like that? Isn't Sanji going to be angry? Tch! Whatever, now then…I have to get at-least one of us out of this place, hmm…I guess Nami would be favorable choice after all" Zoro got back in and sat on his seat beside Robin, arranging his appearance once he checked the i-phone to analyze other's condition as well, so far no problem, he was surprised how well this was going

"Zoro" Robin called him pulling him out of his little celebration "where's Luffy? What was that for?" her question was a difficult one at the moment

"a…actually…" Zoro got silent again for few moments

Robin took a big sigh "you don't have to force yourself…"

"what? "

"…I mean to say…if it's too much of a trouble for you than, we can just end it here, you don't have to take it so hard on yourself" her tone as well as her expression was serious, there was no joke in it, few moments passed in silence

"what are you saying? " Zoro said

"…!..."

"I didn't want Luffy to bother us for today, that's why I had a little chat with him, as for the date…I'm enjoying the time with you, so…" a genuine smile formed on his lips "…there's no reason to end it here"

"if…you say so…" she was blushing lightly as she answered

"WAY THE GO NUMBSKULL, YOU FINALLY GOT A CHANCE TO INCREASE 25% OF YOUR SURVIVAL RATE AND YOU WENT AHEAD AND ACTED COOL AND ALL, NOW WHAT?...anyway…for now getting Nami out is top priority, I'm lucky both hasn't noticed yet…now then…what should I do?...hmm…"

After thinking for some moments he finally got the idea, he tried to take out a piece of tissue out of his pocket but did it violently enough that his cell flew from his pocket and fell on the ground somewhere beside Robin's side, it was quite sturdy to took that fall though "…oops…"

"o-oh! I'll get it for you" just as Robin bent down to pick up the piece of equipment "now's the chance T-Z-1" Zoro quickly gave T-Z-1 the command and it stood up from its spot

"I think we should leave, I'm not feeling well here…I'll pay"

"w-what? Why so suddenly?" Nami startled by his sudden reaction but there wasn't much response, just as T-Z-1 stood up grabbed Nami by hand started walking outside "please, I don't want to stay here any longer"

"a-ah!...wait…" Nami tried to get a proper response but no luck, just when T-Z-1 and Nami left Robin got back up with the cell in her hand, everything happened in complete synch, even Zoro himself was surprised

"here it is" Robin stretched out her hand to give his cell back

"oh…thanks" he grabbed the device and placed back where it belonged "that went pretty smoothly, I'm honestly surprised by myself"

Outside the restaurant

"I bet you didn't want to stay there because of Sanji…" Nami took a big sigh "…I can't understand you two at all" Nami took another sigh and both started to walk off, after walking few minutes Nami stopped walking while looking at a billboard "huh? Oh look" she said excitedly while turning to T-Z-1 "Terminator 3: Rise of Machines is on now, and it's almost time too…how about it? Since you like these kind of movies I don't mind enjoying some with you"

"of-course I agree" T-Z-1 replied

"ok then, let's go" holding T-Z-1's arm they both started walking to enjoy their show

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, THIS IS AS CLICHE AS IT COULD GET, A TERMINATOR IS GOING TO WATCH TERMINATOR? WHAT THE HELL?" Zoro was listening to their conversation inside the restaurant "anyway…at-least I hope it'll buy me some time from this one now"

Robin noticed that Zoro was paying a bit too much attention to a certain device "Zoro!"

"…!...yes?" Zoro quickly put the controller back in one of his pockets

"are you hiding something from me?" Robin narrowed her eyes in a questioning manner

"n-no way, not at all" Zoro

"don't tell me you're busy with your work…during our date…I gave you a chance to get rid of me, but now that you've refused…" her usual smile crept back to her lips "…I hope you give me the attention I deserve"

after staring at her indifferently for few seconds he let out a sigh and spoke "...I was just checking a few things that's all, my most of attention is towards you all this time"

"hmph…really? Even though, it's better than last time at-least, remember? You agreed to go out with me but when time came you were nowhere to be found, you were sleeping instead" Robin

"you don't have to remind me that…" he said while scratching back of his head "…now if I think back, I shouldn't have slept through it, that would've been much better" he was almost muttering to himself but Robin was able to hear it

"and…why's that?" she asked

"…n-no…just leave it…it ain't important" he couldn't blow his cover, could he?

Time went on after leaving restaurant, surprisingly without any abnormal happenings, both enjoyed their so called 'date', Zoro kept his ears to other three as well while not letting Robin notice as well, somehow there weren't any big problems so far

"let's go to amusement park" Robin said keeping the smile on

"eh? What? Why there? I-I mean…well" this could be trouble cause two others were there already, surprisingly they didn't see any other yet but it could get really dangerous if three gathered in same place

"why? Amusement park is not only for kids, there are some very amusing activities for adults as well" Robin

"well yeah! But…"

Zoro was interrupted by Robin "c'mon, don't go ruining the mood now" grabbing his arm Robin dragged him along

"damn, there's no other choice, just have to keep everyone as far as possible"

After some more time Nami and T-Z-1 also came out after the movie finished…

"I hope you enjoyed it" Nami asked it with a big smile but got no response, making a grumpy face she turned her face forward and noticed the fairy wheel inside amusement park "let's head their next"

"ok…" was the straightforward response by T-Z-1

"WHAT? YOU COMING HERE TOO? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM? EVERYONE WANTS TO GO PARK, WHAT THE HELL?" since they were back on move again Zoro had to keep an ear on them, which he was doing

After passage of more time now all four were in same place but in different regions, unfortunately unlike other two the one with Nami had a gloomy personality which really made Nami worried

"what's wrong? you've been like this for a long time now, at-least say something" Nami said with a worried expression

"shit, if this goes on any longer my cover will definitely be blown…I have to select a line here myself" while Robin was occupied with a shooting game they she chose to play at a stall Zoro started searching possible options to respond to Nami's question quickly

"shit, shit, shit, anything, anything good enough…huh? What's this?" a particular line picked Zoro's interest

Line: I was just wondering, between you and T-X who is more…

Complete line couldn't be shown because of its length and only a fragment was visible

"eh? …WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS THERE A LINE ABOUT T-X HERE? DID THAT TIN-CAN ALREADY KNOW THAT THEY WILL WATCH TERMINATOR? OR IS IT BECAUSE IT IS A TERMINATOR TO BEGIN WITH? I'LL GET THAT BASTARD FOR THIS LATER…"

"Zoro…" Nami said again with an anxious frown

"a-anyway, I don't have any time for now, besides, T-X was kinda hot, so it gotta be something good, here goes" Zoro chose the command and T-Z-1 responded back quickly

"I was just wondering, between you and T-X, who is more of a bitch"

"…" Nami just kept staring at T-Z-1 with wide eyes

"…!...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHAT'S WITH THIS LINE, YOU FUCKING MORON, WHY THE FUCK YOU PUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN HERE, DID YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH T-X? OR YOU HAD AN ISSUE WITH ME? EITHER WAY I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU GO AWAY IF I SURVIVED THIS HELL"

"Zoro…" Robin's attention was back to Zoro, impulsively he quickly tried to hide the I-phone behind his back but in process another command was selected

"sorry! That wasn't bitch, that was cock sucking crazy whore" T-Z-1 said in a normal tone

"…UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." even though Zoro looked calmed from outside he wanted to rip apart Franky's body to pieces, that was it for Nami as well, next moment her fist was landing on T-Z-1's face which sent him flying right through the corresponding stall, by now no one noticed this but all four of them were in one line but in different lanes, so T-Z-1 went right through the stall and was landed on T-Z-2, sweeping him along they both went right through corresponding wall and both crashed in T-Z-3 taking him along and crashing through another corresponding stall, all three of 'em landed beside Zoro as pieces of scraped metals and short circuits

"SHE TOOK OUT ALL THREE WITH JUST ONE PUNCH, FORGET TERMINATOR, IF SHE GOES AGAINST SKY-NET THEN SKY-NET IS RUINED" Zoro's eyes were popped out by surprise, that was the time when three women other than Nami realized what just happened, Vivi and Tashigi ran quickly to see where their dates have landed and Robin ran closer to Zoro, now all four including a fuming Nami were gathered at same spot looking at one and only dumbstruck Zoro

"h-hey…everyone…" Zoro lifted his shaking hand to greet everyone and…

…scene abruptly changed to a dark part of National Park where Zoro could be seen crucified with ripped apart clothes, Franky got closer and took him down from the piece of wood, after passage of sometime Zoro was sitting on ground and Franky took a seat as well

"it took me two days to find you, you've been here for two days without any food and water, I'm amazed how strong you're" Franky took out a bottle of alcohol and placed in between them

"that's not right…" Zoro was looking really really gloomy

"eh?"

"…they've been feeding me at proper times…more like they forced me to eat whatever they made saying that they are preparing a lamb to be sacrificed"

"whatever! They probably wouldn't even see your face again, that's all, they will never do anything excessive than that, just get some booze and forget everything like always"

"heh! Only if it could've been forgotten that easily, after all the boasting I did that I can control my desires completely unlike other idiots…look what I've controlled…nothing, I just screwed everyone's trust, I bet they don't even trust me as a friend any longer, if there's anything I can do for them, I'll do it without a second thought and wouldn't even consider any appreciation, I guess that's what I deserve after all"

"hmmm…if that's the case than…how about quit drinking for starters?" Franky stood up from his spot and turned away from him

Zoro let out a big sigh "that's the least I can do" he opened the bottle Franky gave him and spill all of it on ground

"I guess that's all you have to do…" Franky said looking over his shoulder "…look at the back of the label"

Surprised a bit by his words Zoro turned the bottle around and looked at the label's back and…there was a line written on it …..''you have been punked"….

…and…we know what's next…GINTOKI EXPRESSION ON ZORO'S FACE…next moment Zoro's face was on an LCD and everyone which included Nami, Robin, Tashigi, Vivi, Franky, Brook, Ussop, Kureha, Smoker, Cobra, Igaram, Chopper and Luffy were laughing their asses off except Sanji who was still crying with tears in his eyes

"that's the funniest prank anyone could ever come up with" Nami

"but one need a lot of funds and lot of people to perform this one, don't forget you trashed three of my master pieces" Franky

"well, seeing Zoro in that condition sure was amusing" Tashigi

"but…I think we went a bit overboard" Vivi

"he needed a lesson for drinking so much" Kureha

"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK" Ussop

"why? *sob* why that marimo got to stay with my precious angels *sob*" Sanji

"what was with 'we can end it here if you want' stuff, Robin? Don't go out of plan, we were lucky that he was stupid enough not to take opportunity" Nami

"I didn't wanted to be a part of it to begin with, and I planned all of it for you didn't I?…but…it sure was fun, I hope he would at least lessen his drinking habit" Robin

"no problem, just show him this face of his whenever he tries to go overboard again" Ussop pushed the button and Zoro's face appeared on screen again which triggered another fit of laughter in whole room

Next day Robin entered in her favorite cafe, apparently they had the best coffee in whole town, but surprisingly she found an unexpected face there

"what is Zoro doing here?" there was a cup of coffee before him on the table "…that's surprising, I never saw him drinking coffee before…*sigh…I guess that prank took its toll" Robin walked over to him and cleared her throat once "can I sit here?" she only received a grunt in response, he didn't even bother to look at her "oh my! It's a surprise to see you drinking coffee"

"I ain't drinking alcohol again…not until I get back at all of you for what you did" he said in a semi-harsh tone

"he's in very bad mood because of it"

"would you tell me something?" his tone changed to a normal one

"what is it?"

"who's idea was it?"

"…Nami's" she answered after a short pause

"figures…and…who planned all of it?" this time he asked narrowing his gaze towards Robin, Robin paused again for few seconds and then answered with a smile "everyone contributed equally in it, so…I guess everyone"

A vein popped on Zoro's head "it was you alright, only you can do such a perfect planning…tch! whatever" Zoro turned his eyes away from Robin, realizing that his mood won't change anytime soon she decided to leave him alone for now, she stood up and turned away to leave

Before she would start walking away she looked to Zoro over her shoulders and said "but…honestly speaking, I did enjoy that date though, I wouldn't mind experiencing it once again, no tricks this time of course"

For few moments there was silence, then Zoro spoke "you can decide the place and time"

Robin was surprised to hear a positive response, she didn't expect it "same place, this Friday, 19:00" she said while smiling

"I'll try not to sleep through it"

"of course" she gave another of her smiles before leaving

Just when she left dark aura started to envelop Zoro and a very sinister grin appeared on his face "hehe…hehehe…hehehehehehehehe…revenge time..."

THE END…


THANKS FOR READING…XD…