Chapter 3
Ok I've read many and I couldn't help myself at all I didn't steal any ideas so don't bother trying to sue me k GENDER-BENDER but at the same time Cross-Dimension. This was origanally supposed to be a full story but i decided it to be a one shot for laughing Bat.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the names.*Dodges vase* Ok I don't own anything at all
Oh by the way this is how I will address the names in the DC version/My version format.
Superman/Superwoman
Wonder woman/ Warrior
Hawk girl/Hawk
Flash/Quick
Batman/Batwoman
John/Jasmine
Green Lantern/ Green Light
Everyone stared at him…her. She had a perfect hourglass figure most girls would die for, Bright blue eyes, a gorgeous smile and thick long black flowing hair.
The Bad thing about it was that she was Batman, the Dark night; the masked Vigilante was turned into a female, and as for his secret identity a Playboy Bunny.
"Oh for Hera's sake Bruce what have you gotten yourself into?!" Diana asked angrily.
They all waited for a response, she hadn't talked at all.
"Um excuse me?" She asked politely. "But I don't think this…Bruce is here."
Her voice was gentle but commanding at the same time.
"Bruce, stop joking around." Shayera yelled angrily pointing her mace at her.
"Stop calling me Bruce." She snapped rising from her chair.
"Then what is your name?" Superman asked.
"My name is Brenda, Brenda Wayne." She yelled angrily. "What's annoying is that my Team mates suddenly switched Genders."
The others froze.
"What did you just say?"
She growled.
"My name is Brenda what happened to you Wendy, Sheesh; I'm going to need a big cup of coffee later." She sat down in annoyance rubbing her temples.
"I'm Wally."
"No you're not your Wendy West, Clara Kent, Jasmine Stewart, Jasmine Johns, Dino Prince, and Shawn Hol." She growled pointing at each of them when she said their names. "Stupid Citron He just had to erase your memory when you switched genders."
"Citron?" Diana asked.
"Yes your Amazonian mortal enemy after he tried to attack your father, you know the guy that wore an annoying color of Green with purple hair, tried to become a professional singer, turns people into animals." She growled.
"Don't you mean Circe?" Superman said.
"No Citr- SHIT!" Her eyes widened as she flipped her mask back on. "Fucking Citron I can't believe he was able to, how can I be so? UGH!" She let out a growl of frustration.
"What's going on?" Wally asked.
"I'm from another Dimension where our Counterparts are a different gender, Your Bruce or Batman has ended up in my universe instead." She stopped looking out onto the window. "Or somehow our universe collided instead have you had any battle with this Circe?"
"Yes this morning at eight why do you ask?" Shayera asked.
"Oh god Circe and Citron must have done the same spell at the exact same time and collided our universes. My Earth is next to yours and my watchtower is also next to yours." Brenda said pressing up against her ear. "Jasmine can you hear me?"
"Loud and Clear Batwoman, but if you're there than we have a fan boy dressed like you." She taunted and she growled.
"He's not a FAN-BOY!" She snapped.
"I don't think so he dresses exactly like you even got the utility belts compartments right…CLARA GET OFF HIM!"
"Wait a sec, is Kent…on him?"
"Why You Jealous?"
"No he's my counterpart you dimwit, transfer me and six more guest to the watchtower." She growled.
"Sheesh grumpy." They soon we're in the transfer room in the watchtower.
"We're back in the transporters why?" Flash asked.
"Not yours My-OOF!"
There was a red and yellow streak that crashed into her.
"BRENDAYOUHAVETOMEETYOURFANBOYHEISCUTEANDSOPERFECT FORYOUYOUTWOACTSOMUCHLIKETHEOTHERIT'SADORABLE!" The female squealed.
"Slow Down Wendy." Brenda said pushing her off.
"You have to meet your fan boy he's cute and so perfect for you, you two act alike and should be together forever." Wendy smiled again ignoring the other guest.
Wendy was flat chested and had bright reddish-orange hair that was crazy. Her smile was too big for her face but other than that she was alright.
"COUNTERPART!" She yelled. "I WILL NOT BE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP AND PLUS I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND YET!"
"Fine I'll tell the others you're here." Wendy said and took off.
"That's Wendy also known as the most annoying creature Quick." She growled walking towards the monitor womb.
She stopped.
"Wait her for a second please." She forced a smile then locked them out for a few moments.
"Supes what's going on?" Flash asked.
"I don't know the walls are lead-b-!"
There was crash and a squeal of surprise.
"You can come in now." Brenda forced another smile.
One of the girls was bounded with tape across her lips.
"Sheesh Bats I never knew you would go that far for jealousy." A girl with darkened skin smiled (Sorry I'm not racist I just didn't know how to put it).
"I'M. NOT. JEALOUS!" She yelled angrily.
"Calm down sweetie we all get jealous once in a while." Jasmine smiled.
Jasmine was a Martian. Her brown eyes and slightly freckled face matched perfectly with her long dark brown hair. She had a smaller figure than the rest but she was in perfect physical feature. She wore a black shirt with two red straps crossing her chest and wore blue shoes and a slightly darker blue cape.
"I'M NOT JEALOUS HE'S MY GODDAMN COUNTERPART, YOU GUYS ARE PRACTICALLY KISSING ME RATHER THAN HIM!"
Their eyes widened in shock and a deep blush flew to their faces, as they all averted her glaring face.
"Wait a second you all- Oh this is just too good for me." She said sarcastically.
"We couldn't help ourselves he's just too cute and extremely handsome." Wendy giggled.
"Um sorry to cut into the conversation but can you let Batman out of that table?" GL asked. "He's usually the brains in our team."
Clara got him out after ripping the tape off her mouth. She pecked him on the cheek making him step back towards the others.
"CLARA!" Batwoman yelled.
"Sorry couldn't resist."
They continued to argue.
"So Bat's how was an hour with a, bunch of girls?" Clark asked smiling.
"Shut it Kent." He growled.
"Is that lipstick? Oh this is priceless." Diana took out her Phone and took a picture before He stopped her.
"Not my day." The two Bats growled angrily.
"Aw that's so cute you two do act alike." Clara smiled and they both shot her glares.
"Bats you should see yourself right now; it's adorable and a little romantic." Green Light the dark skinned woman replied smiling.
"Their pretty much right Batman, it's really funny too." Green Lantern said smiling.
"Once this is back to normal, I'd suggest you watch your back." The two growled then glared at the other.
"Oh come on lighten up will you maybe the universe did this to bring you two together." Both flash and Quick smiled.
"It wasn't the universe it was those fucking magicians, and we are not together!" they growled each glaring at each other.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, SEE YOU DID IT AGAIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY, YOU STOP THAT ALREADY, CUT IT OUT." They started to argue each yelling the same thing at the same time.
The others were laughing their asses off at the rare moment of humility towards the bats.
"STOP LAUGHING THIS ISN'T FUNNY, WILL YOU QUIT COPYING ME, ME YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT, STOP IT, NO YOU STOP IT, NONONONONONO YOU STOP IT NONONONONONONONONO YOU STOP IT THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"
Bellows of laughter filled the room as they continued to argue.
"STOP LAUGHING DAMMIT, STOP COPYING ME! DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, NO THEN STOP I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WILL YOU CUT IT OUT-!"
"ENOUGH!" a deep voice yelled.
Everyone turned to see two grown men. The one who yelled had angle-like wings and a hawk-mask he had dark blue pants and a golden torso above a Green shirt. He had red-orange hair and piercing Green eyes.
The other one had a small crown, with a star on his head. He wore a short sleeved red shirt which had a large W in the middle of his chest. He had blue pants with few stars on his knees and legs. He had black hair and stunning blue eyes. He was behind the Hawk with a smile on his face.
"What the hell is going on here?" He growled.
"In a battle earlier today we accidentally crossed universes and know we are trying to figure out how to get back IF YOU WOULD STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME I'M TALKING!" They started to argue again each saying the same thing at the same time leaving the others to fall in laughter.
The blue eyes chuckled.
"You're not helping Warrior." Hawk-mask growled.
"And you need to chill Hawk look how mad Babe-I mean bats is it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to see her, this flabbergasted." Warrior laughed.
"You're right and did you just say ba-!"
"Look at that, the most non-perfect yet cutest couple ever!" Warrior laughed.
They were in the same position, each crouched down with one foot back their arms ready to punch anything.
Hawk snickered.
"CUT IT OUT ALREADY I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, YES I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS I SHOULD BE DOWN IN GOTHAM RIGHT NOW, THEN JUST GO. I WOULD BUT THE OTHERS-."
They stopped and stared at each other, a wicked smile flew to their faces.
"You thinking what I'm thinking." Batwoman asked.
He nodded as they both stood up, and faced the other and continued to argue for stupid reasons…Literally.
"STOP COPYING ME!"
They continued to yell as the others fell to the ground laughing even harder making them lose their eyesight for a quick second.
"Come on to the hall before they see us.' Superman heard Batman whisper.
"Ok, but what's the rush they won't be able to see us anyway." Clara heard her friend whisper in a flirty tone. Their heads snapped up to see they we're gone.
They looked at each other and everyone else laughing.
"Has anyone seen the bats in the last minute?" Clark said.
"Well ya they were…hey where'd they go?" Flash said giggling slightly.
The two Kryptonians turned white.
"Oh shit they're going to fuck the other silly." Clara yelped.
"Don't say that." Clark said but noticeable gulped at the thought.
"What's going on?' The Amazonian warriors asked.
"They left after making us laugh so hard, the joke was a smoke screen to cover their love interest." Clark yelled.
"They are not together…are they?" Quick asked.
"Well they did seem to be flirting in a way of yelling." Green light said. They all ran out to find them.
But before they could split up they heard a pleasuring moan from the door next to them. they burst in.
Bats had her pressed against the wall kissing her passionately. She was moaning as a red hot flush flew to her face.
"Cute and disgusting." Jasmine said and the other girls agreed besides Diana.
"Diana, are you OK?"
"Yo Dino come on man."
They each glared at the two bats and tried to tackle them down, but went straight threw them.
They each looked at the other in shock, until they heard the two muffles of laughter. One was deep and the other was slightly softer but each had a whole-hearty meaning to it.
There was two loud thuds around the corner of the room. they walked slowly to it.
They looked at the ground as the two bats fell to their knees laughing as the hologram disappeared. They high-fived the other and stood up.
"Wait if that was a hologram doesn't that mean you two did kiss?" Flash asked.
"No it's holographic technology, so we can move the two holograms digitally without physically doing it the special moaning and groaning effects were a little harder to find but we managed that too.." Batwoman giggled.
"So that was an act."
"Pretty much." Batman chuckled.
"See they do have a funny bone inside their body." The two hawks smiled.
"Doesn't mean we'll do it regularly." They growled and glared at the other.
Batman groaned and threw his head back as she sighed and put her head down.
"Stupid act cost a lot of speaking in unison and now we can't get out of it." They groaned and everyone else smiled.
"See Karma right there!"
"SHUT IT KENTS!" They growled and everyone laughed
Well that's the end of of this chapter hope you liked it and if you want more detail in it just review bye bye!
-Masked Maiden out!
