Fanmailing, Chapter Three
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The Bishop was a simple Precursor. He didn't do much other than stare at this mini-breach that had somehow appeared on the side of his rock. This little platform was where he spent about 78 hours of his day, before going to Homereef for 22 hours for peace and quiet.
Suddenly, a piece of paper flew through the portaly thing, and immediately dissolved in the water. Bishop saw this happen maybe three times a day now. Always envelope, then the Reefwork Paper appeared.
He quickly ran his claw over it, marvelling in its Tron-esque bioluminescence. Such pretty lines... and such odd strobe-lighting, too. Bishop had seen only one Kaiju do that, and even then it was because they were testing some new performance enhancing foods. The Bishop had tried that stuff - turned out it was just drugs.
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Dear Precursors,
Learn names. And get pancakes.
-Harm
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Bishop's many eyes widened a tiny bit in surprise. Names? Pancakes? What?
He investigated, asking the Hivemind if it knew what these "Names" and "Pancakes" were. The response he got was intriguing. Names were things used to identify one from another when there was no Hivemind present! How quaint. The Bishop stuck one of his three tongues out in concentration... he shall call himself...
Ante-Tendoo.
Ante-Tendoo smiled to himself, proud with his new name. Much more regal and royal than a lowly "Bishop".
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Dear You Ugly Bastards,
Boobs of Death? YOU FUCKING WELL GAVE MY DAD A HEART ATTACK!
If I ever see you lot, I'm gonna-
Herc here - I hate you
Sincerely,
The Hansens (Pilots of Striker Eureka)
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The Precursor formerly known as Bishop looked over the letter quizzically. It was actually pretty cute how stupid Ante-Tendoo looked. He quickly forwarded the letters to the Hivemind, awaiting response. Aww, look at him, he's like a lost puppy! Only lizard... and ugly... and big... and ugly... and cute...
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Do you like the new line-breaks? Or should I stick with the old ones?
~Pyro
