A.N: Hi! Sasha here for once! Anyways Americans we love you really and truly!
Sara – Although we have said it many times before, we actually mean it so don't come to England and stalk us
Sasha – Anyway back to me. In this chapter we have added ourselves as characters.
Sara – because we are oh so special!
-Sasha glares at Sara-
Sara – you may have noticed that our authors note is in script form. Wait is it cold in here?
Sasha – No it's just your imagination.
Sara – You don't notice the cold because you're Irish.
Sasha – OI!
Sara – Oh I love the Irish really.
Sasha – Anyway unfortunately we don't own the twilight characters but we do own some of their posters
Sara – Infact many of them –hums-
Sasha – SHHH!
-Sasha and Sara watch advert-
Sara - He can read minds too!
Sasha – Anyway enjoy people. ENJOY.
Chapter 3- Biology Rebels
Miss C – You voice is louder than the one in my head! One mark off!
Bella – Right…..
Miss C – Questioning my sanity, one mark off! Okay. Back to my lesson.
–rants on and on about crap like how to do an experiment-
-SARA and SASHA behind Bella roll their eyes SYMILTANIOUSLY-
Bella - -mutters – you should do one on your brain.
Miss C – One mark off. Just because I happened to go to a mental institute does NOT mean I am crazy. Anyway in other news, can anyone think of an example of an experiment?
SASHA – How more biology teachers called Miss C are going to mental institutes
SARA – HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah you know the ones where they give you injections to make you go night night.
SASHA – And nice padded cells and white jackets.
SARA – You know the ones we're talking about – wiggles eyebrows-
-Miss C walks out of the room IN TEARS-
Miss C – WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Class laughs-
SASHA - We should bring her wardrobe back to life.
SARA – TO LIFE I SAY! –raises hands dramatically-
SASHA – She needs new extensions hers are looking ratty.
SARA – RATTY I SAY!
SASHA – Actually new hair would be better.
Bella – Those two are a bit odd.
-SARA and SASHA stand up at the same time and bow-
SARA – Thank you!
SASHA – You've been a great audience!
-Everyone goes into their own conversations-
Bella - -mutters- I know SOOOO many people
SASHA – Yeah you do mate.
SARA – You know USSSS. Feel privileged.
-Edward (SIGHH) turns to look at them-
SARA – Hi Edward! – Waves manically-
SASHA – Why aren't you talking?
SARA – Someone is being antisocial. –She waves finger in a scolding manner-
Edward – Maybe I don't WANT to talk to her. –mutters- Can't believe she dented my car. – Narrows eyes-
Bella – Maybe I don't want to talk to him – mutters – Can't believe he tried to run me over with his car.
Edward - -mutters- I can't believe I missed.
Bella - - mutters- I should've jumped on the rood of your car over and over leaving a bigger dent.
SARA – I think their hiding their true affection for each other.
-Edward stares at Bella's shoulder-
-Bell rings and Edward walks away. Then SASHA and SARA walk over to Bella-
SARA – Why was Edward staring at your shoulder????????
SASHA – Yeah, he is like a shoulder pervert or something.
Bella – My shoulder feels so violated.
-SARA and SASHA walk away and Bella walks out to fine Alice waiting outside –
Bella – Hiya!
Alice – Hey, hey, hey! Do you want to have lunch with me? Okay come on.
Bella – Its only first period.
Alice – Oh yeah! I just got really excited.
Bella – About what?
Alice – You'll find out soon enough –wiggles eyebrows-
Bella – Why does everyone do that?
Alice – Do what?
Bella – Wiggle their eyebrows like this –wiggles eyebrows-
Alice – See it's addictive -Alice skips away- See you later!
Bella – Yeah byee
*3 Periods later*
Bella – That went really quickly. Feels like I never went to those lessons. If this was a script time would have gone fast forward.
-Alice walks up to her-
Alice – Hey. It feels like I had just said bye to you.
Bella – Yes I know how you feel.
-Walks towards canteen-
Bella – This is a very big canteen.
Alice – Cafeteria.
Bella – What?
Alice – This is a very big cafeteria.
Bella – Canteen.
-Emmett sneaks up from behind-
Emmett – -posh accent – Yes it's an absolutely spiffing canteen. Lets go down and purchase some scones and tea.
-Edward comes also not seeing Bella-
Edward - -posh accent- Yes I would absolutely die for some fish and chips. Would you also like some mushy peas? –Sees Bella- Oh. It's you.
Bella – Oh. It's IT
-SASHA and SARA skip past singing the Barney and Friends theme tune-
SASHA and SARA – Hey Bella! –sings-
Bella – Hey. Do you mind if I eat lunch with you?
SARA – Sure. Why not
Alice – I thought you're eating with us?
Edward – No, no, no let her go! Please!
Bella – Actually I will eat with you –smiles evilly-
Edward – WHY?!?!?!?
Bella – Sasha and Sara why don't you eat with us?
Edward – DOUBLE WHY?!?!
SASHA – Charming. –sits down-
-Miss C walks in the canteen-
Miss C – Using sarcasm. One mark off.
-goes and stands behind a pillar-
SASHA – Oh dear.
-Miss C pokes her head out-
Miss C – Saying Oh dear. One mark off.
Emmett – You're English too!
SARA – Really? You think?
Emmett – Yeah. Look, you're even sarcastic!
SARA – Gosh aren't you quick!
Emmett – I know
-SARA raises eyebrows doubtfully-
SARA – We're been going to this school how long?
SASHA – Two years.
SARA – And you notice now.
Emmett – Yeah. Well. Well we don't speak to you usually.
SASHA – YUP. –mutters- rudeness -to Emmett- Well we don't talk to you either so we're even.
SARA – Yeah! –does battle cry-
Miss C – Scaring me! One mark off!
SASHA – You existing. One mark off.
Miss C – Rudeness. One mark off.
SASHA– I don't have any left!
Miss C – Ha! I give you five marks.
SASHA – Yay. I now am on an F.
Miss C – Cheering. One mark off.
SARA – Aw. I bet she gave you those marks to take them off.
-Man walks in with a beard-
SASHA – HAHA, he had armpit hair on his chin!
Emmett – Lol. You're hilarious!!
SARA – hmph. What about me?
Emmett- Yeah you are too.
SARA – Sure, sure, sure.
Emmett – I didn't mean….
SARA – Don't worry I'm not the sensitive type.
Bella- -stares pointedly at Edward- Yeah some people don't cry over spilt milk, mean words or inanimate objects with dents in them.
-Edward glares-
* End Scene*
A.N. Sara – This chapter took a bit longer because SASHA decided to act out and flick cake wrappers at me.
Sasha – What can I say? I enjoy annoying people. Also this chapter started out as revenge for a CERTAIN BLODGE TEACHER I HATE. But it's back to the story line now.
Sara – imbecile
-Sasha sticks out her tongue-
Sasha – review please!!!!! We love you all!
Sara – Wait. Blodge?
Sasha- -sighs- Biology.
Sara- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
-Sasha rolls eyes-
