A.N: Hi! Sasha here for once! Anyways Americans we love you really and truly!

Sara – Although we have said it many times before, we actually mean it so don't come to England and stalk us

Sasha – Anyway back to me. In this chapter we have added ourselves as characters.

Sara – because we are oh so special!

-Sasha glares at Sara-

Sara – you may have noticed that our authors note is in script form. Wait is it cold in here?

Sasha – No it's just your imagination.

Sara – You don't notice the cold because you're Irish.

Sasha – OI!

Sara – Oh I love the Irish really.

Sasha – Anyway unfortunately we don't own the twilight characters but we do own some of their posters

Sara – Infact many of them –hums-

Sasha – SHHH!

-Sasha and Sara watch advert-

Sara - He can read minds too!

Sasha – Anyway enjoy people. ENJOY.

Chapter 3- Biology Rebels

Miss C – You voice is louder than the one in my head! One mark off!

Bella – Right…..

Miss C – Questioning my sanity, one mark off! Okay. Back to my lesson.

rants on and on about crap like how to do an experiment-

-SARA and SASHA behind Bella roll their eyes SYMILTANIOUSLY-

Bella - -mutters – you should do one on your brain.

Miss C – One mark off. Just because I happened to go to a mental institute does NOT mean I am crazy. Anyway in other news, can anyone think of an example of an experiment?

SASHA – How more biology teachers called Miss C are going to mental institutes

SARA – HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah you know the ones where they give you injections to make you go night night.

SASHA – And nice padded cells and white jackets.

SARA – You know the ones we're talking about – wiggles eyebrows-

-Miss C walks out of the room IN TEARS-

Miss C – WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Class laughs-

SASHA - We should bring her wardrobe back to life.

SARA – TO LIFE I SAY! –raises hands dramatically-

SASHA – She needs new extensions hers are looking ratty.

SARA – RATTY I SAY!

SASHA – Actually new hair would be better.

Bella – Those two are a bit odd.

-SARA and SASHA stand up at the same time and bow-

SARA – Thank you!

SASHA – You've been a great audience!

-Everyone goes into their own conversations-

Bella - -mutters- I know SOOOO many people

SASHA – Yeah you do mate.

SARA – You know USSSS. Feel privileged.

-Edward (SIGHH) turns to look at them-

SARA – Hi Edward! – Waves manically-

SASHA – Why aren't you talking?

SARA – Someone is being antisocial. –She waves finger in a scolding manner-

Edward – Maybe I don't WANT to talk to her. –mutters- Can't believe she dented my car. – Narrows eyes-

Bella – Maybe I don't want to talk to him – mutters – Can't believe he tried to run me over with his car.

Edward - -mutters- I can't believe I missed.

Bella - - mutters- I should've jumped on the rood of your car over and over leaving a bigger dent.

SARA – I think their hiding their true affection for each other.

-Edward stares at Bella's shoulder-

-Bell rings and Edward walks away. Then SASHA and SARA walk over to Bella-

SARA – Why was Edward staring at your shoulder????????

SASHA – Yeah, he is like a shoulder pervert or something.

Bella – My shoulder feels so violated.

-SARA and SASHA walk away and Bella walks out to fine Alice waiting outside –

Bella – Hiya!

Alice – Hey, hey, hey! Do you want to have lunch with me? Okay come on.

Bella – Its only first period.

Alice – Oh yeah! I just got really excited.

Bella – About what?

Alice – You'll find out soon enough –wiggles eyebrows-

Bella – Why does everyone do that?

Alice – Do what?

Bella – Wiggle their eyebrows like this –wiggles eyebrows-

Alice – See it's addictive -Alice skips away- See you later!

Bella – Yeah byee

*3 Periods later*

Bella – That went really quickly. Feels like I never went to those lessons. If this was a script time would have gone fast forward.

-Alice walks up to her-

Alice – Hey. It feels like I had just said bye to you.

Bella – Yes I know how you feel.

-Walks towards canteen-

Bella – This is a very big canteen.

Alice – Cafeteria.

Bella – What?

Alice – This is a very big cafeteria.

Bella – Canteen.

-Emmett sneaks up from behind-

Emmett – -posh accent – Yes it's an absolutely spiffing canteen. Lets go down and purchase some scones and tea.

-Edward comes also not seeing Bella-

Edward - -posh accent- Yes I would absolutely die for some fish and chips. Would you also like some mushy peas? –Sees Bella- Oh. It's you.

Bella – Oh. It's IT

-SASHA and SARA skip past singing the Barney and Friends theme tune-

SASHA and SARA – Hey Bella! –sings-

Bella – Hey. Do you mind if I eat lunch with you?

SARA – Sure. Why not

Alice – I thought you're eating with us?

Edward – No, no, no let her go! Please!

Bella – Actually I will eat with you –smiles evilly-

Edward – WHY?!?!?!?

Bella – Sasha and Sara why don't you eat with us?

Edward – DOUBLE WHY?!?!

SASHA – Charming. –sits down-

-Miss C walks in the canteen-

Miss C – Using sarcasm. One mark off.

-goes and stands behind a pillar-

SASHA – Oh dear.

-Miss C pokes her head out-

Miss C – Saying Oh dear. One mark off.

Emmett – You're English too!

SARA – Really? You think?

Emmett – Yeah. Look, you're even sarcastic!

SARA – Gosh aren't you quick!

Emmett – I know

-SARA raises eyebrows doubtfully-

SARA – We're been going to this school how long?

SASHA – Two years.

SARA – And you notice now.

Emmett – Yeah. Well. Well we don't speak to you usually.

SASHA – YUP. –mutters- rudeness -to Emmett- Well we don't talk to you either so we're even.

SARA – Yeah! –does battle cry-

Miss C – Scaring me! One mark off!

SASHA – You existing. One mark off.

Miss C – Rudeness. One mark off.

SASHA– I don't have any left!

Miss C – Ha! I give you five marks.

SASHA – Yay. I now am on an F.

Miss C – Cheering. One mark off.

SARA – Aw. I bet she gave you those marks to take them off.

-Man walks in with a beard-

SASHA – HAHA, he had armpit hair on his chin!

Emmett – Lol. You're hilarious!!

SARA – hmph. What about me?

Emmett- Yeah you are too.

SARA – Sure, sure, sure.

Emmett – I didn't mean….

SARA – Don't worry I'm not the sensitive type.

Bella- -stares pointedly at Edward- Yeah some people don't cry over spilt milk, mean words or inanimate objects with dents in them.

-Edward glares-

* End Scene*

A.N. Sara – This chapter took a bit longer because SASHA decided to act out and flick cake wrappers at me.

Sasha – What can I say? I enjoy annoying people. Also this chapter started out as revenge for a CERTAIN BLODGE TEACHER I HATE. But it's back to the story line now.

Sara – imbecile

-Sasha sticks out her tongue-

Sasha – review please!!!!! We love you all!

Sara – Wait. Blodge?

Sasha- -sighs- Biology.

Sara- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

-Sasha rolls eyes-