CH 3 - OLD LADY MOMO, RAMEN COOK, MORNING NEWS!!
A/N: thx for the reviews. :DD i will try to make this story better :DD plz r&r more! i'm not getting enough reviews. (
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naruto woke to the sound of sceaming voices. it was just a dream tho. or so he thought!!! he yawned and got up and went to eat his breakfast. ew whuts wrong with this milk?! he thought. it was expired by 5 years! he signed and turned on the tv.
TODAY IN KONOHA 7 PEOPLE SUICIDED AND 10 PEOPLE WERE MURDED, 1 PERSON HAD A MISCARAGE WHEN HER BABY WAS RIPED OUT OF HER the news said.
WTF?! naruto exclamed and stared at the tv some more.
THIS IS REPORTER TAKIMI MIMI BRINGNG YOU AN UPDATE ON TEH STRANGE EVENTS IN OUR VERY OWN KONOHAA VILLAGE. JUST MOMENTS AGO, OLD LADY MOMO ASSULTED HER 10 YOUNG GRANDKIDS AND HER COWS AND HER ONLY DAUGHTER WITH HERY KNITTTING NEEEDLES. ALL DIED ON THEIR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. OLD LADY MOMO IS NOW HOLDING A GROCERY STORE HOSTAGE.
naruto was very confused nowe. why would nice old lady momo do such a thing!? he was very shocked. He was so shocked that he went to the ramen earty for a big bol of ramen to help him not be shocked. naruto was eating a big bowl of ramen to help him not be shcoked when the ramen coook threw a hot hot hot hot hot pot of boiling water ar him. naruto dodged with his aweomse hawt ninja skillz and then screamed at the old man. WTF was that for!! naruto yelled. but then the rameen cook put his face into the ground and died.
Naruto was really scared now cause the ramen cook had always been realy realy nice to him. so naruto was really shocked. suddenly, there was a noise behind him!!!
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A/N: i hope thats not to short or anything. thx for reading and plz r&r!! no flamez and plz be nice :D the plot is starting to take place now so i hope more will read this. :D :D :D :D :D
