PippElulu: YAY I FEEL SO LOVED! 5 REVIEWS! Ehehehehehe. We seem to have a lot of Anonymous readers don't we? This chapter is WEIRD! I am NOT good at Marriage things… Yeah... Will there be Honeymoons in this Charmed Ojamajo? Hopefully you're good at marriage scenes 'cause I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT!
Charmed Ojamajo: Uh, I'm not quite sure about that, and maybe we can send them off on their honeymoons at the end of the chapter... happy for 5 reviews. (Stats dancing around like Momoko) Please keep reviewing!
PippElulu: Maybe they can go on their honeymoons near the END of the story…
Charmed Ojamajo: Oops, that's what I meant ^_^
Ojamajo Manor
All of the Ojamajos now including Tooru and excluding Momoko and Doremi were sitting in random spots in the living room, sighing.
Suddenly, a line of conga dancers burst through with Momoko leading. "A cha cha cha cha cha CHA! A cha cha cha cha cha CHA!"
"We are forever doomed." Aiko muttered.
"It can't be THAT bad, Ai-chan." Hazuki giggled
Doremi came in with the end of the conga line, joining in. "I am getting marrIED! I am getting marrIED!"
Onpu stared at her. "Who would want to do THAT!?" she said in the same tone of the conga's.
"On second thought, I agree with Ai-chan, we're doomed." Hazuki said and banged her head down on the coffee table.
"A-A-Ka-Tsu-Ki-KUN!" Doremi sang.
"Oh, god, please stop!" Aiko exclaimed.
"Yabu, Yabu, Yabu- KUN, Yabu, Yabu, Yabu-KUN!" Momoko sung, raising her fist in the air at 'KUN'.
Aiko crept up, and joined the conga line.
"Shut the hell u-up! Shut the hell u-up!" Aiko said, punching everybody, decreasing the line, until it was down to Momoko.
Momoko never noticed anything.
"Yabu, Yabu, Yabu-KUN!" she sang.
Onpu glared at Momoko and sighed
"Tooru-kun, take me somewhere, somewhere far, far away!" Onpu said.
Tooru smiled "Sure, there's somewhere we need to go anyway" he said and disappeared with Onpu.
Hazuki sighed "I wish it was that easy, she'll never be free!"
"Yeah!" Aiko said who now had a hold of Momoko, who was now waving her arms around like an idiot, "She'll always have to deal with her being an idiot!"
Doremi's leg twitched. "You DO know that Akatsuki-kun asked me to marry him right?"
And just like that, Senoo Aiko went from angry too happy in 0.3 seconds.
"Good for you, Doremi-chan!" Aiko cheered.
"Cele-e-e-e-e-BRATE!" Momoko squealed in the conga rhythm.
*BANG*
Momoko was now on the floor with swirly eyes and a pretty peeved bluenette was standing next to her with a frying pan in her hand.
"Now that is so much beTTER." Aiko mocked in the conga rhythm.
"Okay, please, enough." Hazuki sighed.
Aiko grinned. "Sorry couldn't resist."
Hazuki helped Doremi up and Aiko stared down at Momoko.
She took a deep breath. "Cover your ears." she muttered, they did as they were told.
"WAKE UP!"
Momoko shot up. She was unfortunately sitting in front of the TV which had a sex channel on. She screamed and fell back down.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!"
Aiko sweat dropped while Hazuki shut off the TV, twitching a bit.
"Where did Onpu-chan and Tooru-kun go anyway?" Doremi asked.
With Onpu And Tooru
"Okay, Tooru-kun, where are we?" Onpu asked.
Tooru turned around "Look!"
Onpu turned around and gasped excitedly. "Jewellery, so much jewellery!"
Tooru smiled and nodded.
"And we're here to choose your engagement ring!" Tooru said.
Onpu ran up to the counter.
"THAT ONE!" She yelled.
Tooru smiled, "Okay"
"Hello" the guy at the counter said.
Onpu smiled "GIVE IT TO ME!"
"Which one are you after?" the guy asked.
"This one" Tooru said, and pointed to the biggest one.
"Good choice" The guy said, and grabbed it.
"Well, how much?" Onpu asked.
Tooru covered Onpu's ears, "Yeah, how much?"
The guy whispered in Tooru's ear, to make sure Onpu didn't hear.
"12,000 Bucks"
Tooru smiled, the two hairs on his head twitched, and 12,000 dollars appeared in his pocket.
"Here" he said
Ojamajo Manor
Akatsuki appeared in the manor and stretched
"AKATSUKI-KUN!" Two voices screamed and tackled him to the ground in a hug.
Akatsuki groaned and opened his eyes to see Momoko and Doremi cuddling him, grinning.
Aiko face palmed and dragged Momoko off of Akatsuki
Momoko started thrashing. "I AM THE MELON LORD AND I DEMAND YOU PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!"
Aiko rolled her eyes. "Over-dramatic idiot." she muttered.
Momoko poked her tongue out at her
Hazuki blinked at the rather childish sight of Aiko and Momoko fighting.
Momoko and Aiko huffed and turn around, folding their arms, back to back.
Momoko was the lucky girl who was now facing Doremi and Akatsuki kissing.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!" Momoko screamed, covering her eyes.
Aiko anime fell and Hazuki pulled Momoko away.
Onpu and Tooru suddenly appeared in the manor.
Onpu ran over to Aiko and glomped her. "I'm officially engaged!" she squealed showing Aiko the ring.
Aiko squealed and hugged back.
(PippElulu: Hey, Aiko is actually rather childish and silly too)
Doremi ran over and hugged Onpu as well.
Akatsuki and Tooru grinned at each other. "Jackpot." Akatsuki laughed. "No wonder I love this girl." he finished, smiling at Doremi.
Momoko jumped off of the top stair. "THE MELON LORD DEMANDS ROOM TO LAND!"
Aiko, Doremi and Onpu calmly stepped out of the way and continued conversing, making the Melon Lord land on her head.
Akatsuki and Tooru sweat dropped and teleported to the FLATY 5's house
The FLATY 5 Household
When Akatsuki and Tooru reached the FLATY 5's house, they wished they stayed with the Ojamajos, Yabu was running around the house, chasing Leon, with a pie in his hand, he's gotten pie all over the place, and they keep slipping over, Fujio was recording it.
"Oh, god!" Akatsuki said.
Tooru chuckled.
Suddenly, Leon floated up to the roof.
"What the hell's wrong with my powers?" he asked the room.
Akatsuki laughed evilly, with his arm held up to the roof, holding Leon up to the sky.
"Don't worry, Leon-kun, your flying power is fine, look at Akatsuki-kun" Tooru said.
"You're ruining my filming!" Fujio called, agitated.
Tooru grabbed the camera and stood on it.
It was now pandemonium, Tooru and Fujio were chasing each other through the house, and Akatsuki was swirling his arm around, making Leon jump up and down, hitting the roof, and running into walls. Yabu was laughing his head off, throwing pies everywhere.
Aiko suddenly walked in.
"What the hell is going on here?" she asked the room.
Suddenly, vomit landed on Akatsuki
Yabu fell to the floor laughing, acting like he was a maniac.
"Eww, YUCK!" Akatsuki said, and shook his arms everywhere, making Leon fall to the floor on his stomach, knocking all the air out of his lungs.
"That's what happens when you do that to me 10 minutes after I eat my lunch!" Leon exclaimed.
"Uh, guys, I'm still here!" Aiko said.
"Yeah, what?" Leon asked.
"Next Wednesday, Onpu wants to have a date with Tooru, so can he call her?" Aiko said.
Akatsuki nodded, "Sure"
Tooru walked calmly past Aiko.
Aiko looked behind her at Tooru until he disappeared into the kitchen. She turned around and looked at the mess.
All of the boys were now calmly standing or sitting, staring at her in curiosity and fascination.
Why? Because Aiko had transformed, NOBODY except Momoko had seen her when transformed.
Light blue fairy/pixie type wings, two light blue streaks starting from her forehead and coming down to her chin, in line with her eyes. Dark blue eye shadow with dark blue swirl at the side of each eye. Dark blue, knee length hair, straight and accessory-less. Light blue V-neck shirt with dark blue bell sleeved shirt underneath, the sleeves starting from under her shoulders. Jean shorts and light blue knee-length combat boots. Fingerless black gloves completed the look.
Aiko grinned. She walked up to the four boys and snapped her fingers on one hand. The room was immediately clean.
"You're 18, but I guess you're still boys at heart." she said, raising her eyebrow. Fujio laughed, rubbing his hand on the back of his head. "I guess we are, Ai-chan."
Leon flew into the air and crossed his legs, just looking down at them. Aiko's wings twitched and she flew up, crossing her legs in front of him, her wings a blur.
Yabu (for once) smiled sincerely, and whispered something to Fujio and Akatsuki. They nodded and both of them left the room, followed by Yabu.
Leon and Aiko just stared at each other.
Suddenly, a flash occurred, and Leon was also transformed, but he was a bit different to Aiko.
Light blonde hair held up in a rough ponytail, same as always. Black whisker marks (MARKS NOT ACTUAL WHISKERS) on his cheeks, three of them, sort of like Naruto's. Golden eye shadow was outlining his eyes, top and bottom, both sides. He had black jeans with a green streak on one side. Dark green sneakers, black T-shirt with Green vest-jacket, no wings.
They stared at each other for a moment
Leon straightened his legs out.
Aiko did the same.
They were both now standing in the air. Staring at each other.
Leon took Aiko's chin and leaned in, pressing his lips to hers. They stayed like that for at LEAST 6 seconds.
Leon pulled away from Aiko and whispered something into her ear. Aiko's eyes widened and she nodded.
Slowly.
Both of them de-transformed and hit the floor with a thud.
"Ow." Aiko muttered
Fujio came back into the room, and opened his mouth.
"Ai-chan, you're lipstick's messed up" he said.
(Charmed Ojamajo: PippElulu said anime don't wear lipstick, but in here they do!)
(PippElulu: No, I said Aiko izn' the TYPE to wear lipstick. SHE'S A FLIPPIN' TOMBOY!)
(Charmed Ojamajo: FINE, LIPGLOSS!)
Aiko blushed, "No, it's not!"
Leon smiled "It sorta is!"
Aiko sighed angrily and left.
Leon and Fujio stood there, gaping.
Suddenly, yelling came from the kitchen.
"YABU-KUN, YOU USED ALL THE PIES! YOU THREW THEM EVERYWHERE!"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT AKATSUKI-KUN!"
"GUYS, JUST SHUT UP!"
Leon and Fujio looked at each other, then ran into the kitchen.
Akatsuki, Yabu and Tooru were in a massive ball, fighting.
Fujio and Leon gasped.
They looked at each other and disappeared.
Ojamajo Household
They appeared in the living room, Momoko had her face in a pie.
Fujio sighed "Today isn't Friday, it's Pieday!"
Momoko shot up "Really?" she exclaimed.
Aiko shoved her face into the pie.
"Mmm–mm-mm" Momoko muffled.
Fujio sighed.
"The others are acting hormonal; they're acting like 12 year old boys"
Hazuki giggled and sat on Fujio's lap.
Fujio nuzzled his face into Hazuki's shoulder.
"THE MELON LORD COMMANDS YOU TO STOP BEING LOVE BIRDS, AND TO GIVE ME A NEW PIE!" Momoko yelled.
There was silence.
"DON'T MAKE THE MELON LORD HURT YOU!" Momoko said.
Hazuki got up and grabbed a pie.
Momoko opened her mouth, "Pieeeeeeeee"
Hazuki shoved it in her face.
The pie fell off Momoko's face, "Mmm, apple pie!" she said.
Everyone laughed.
Hazuki sighed and sat back down on Fujio's lap,
Fujio nuzzled into her neck again and Hazuki changed her position so that she was pretty much laying down except her head was cuddled into Fujio's chest.
Aiko and Onpu 'Aw'd' at the sight while Momoko just started bouncing away.
Everyone looked at each other and went to see where she went, Hazuki being carried by Fujio (Bridal style).
Everyone stared out the front door and Aiko and Leon literally fell over at the sight of Momoko.
Momoko was spiked by the hair and grinning like a maniac.
"I'M SEXY AND I'M HOMELESS!" She sang.
"Oh no, Sexy and I know It flashbacks." Onpu muttered.
Fujio just stared, blinking at the sight. "Where did she get the guitar and microphone from?"
Aiko was walking back into the house. "Where I get my frying pan and baseball bat's to hit people."
Fujio looked at her. "And where's that?" he asked.
Aiko just walked back into the house. So Fujio turned to Onpu for an answer.
Onpu just shrugged. "We have no idea." she giggled.
Leon teleported back into the house and Hazuki sighed, snuggling further into Fujio's chest.
"I'M FREAKING HOMELESS!" Momoko shouted and Onpu walked back into the house.
Passers-by looked at Momoko and then left in a rather big hurry.
Hazuki (still in Fujio's arms) summoned up her weapon (A HUGE bubble wand) and caught Momoko in a bubble.
"You're a real handful, you know that?" she asked, before falling asleep in Fujio's arms again.
Momoko sat down cross legged in the bubble and pouted at the water bender.
Fujio sighed and walked inside, followed by Momoko's bubble.
Aiko stared at the Momoko bubble as it came inside.
The bubble hit the ground and popped, releasing Momoko.
"THE MELON LORD COMMAND THAT YOU PEASANTS GIVE HER A PIE! GIVE THE MELON LORD PIE AND SHE WILL FORGIVE THE SELFISH DESIRES OF THE WATER BENDER!"
"Yeah, not gonna happen." Aiko muttered.
Leon looked at her, then at Momoko, then at her, then at Momoko.
Momoko stepped closer to Aiko.
"Come any closer and I electrocute you." Aiko hissed, lightning crackling around her hands.
"BLOODY MURDER!" Momoko screamed, running upstairs.
Onpu looked at the stairs with blank eyes. "Aren't people supposed to run out of the house when they're scared?"
Aiko gave her a look that said. This-is-Momoko-we're-talking-about.
Onpu shrugged. "You're probably right."
"Were there ever any doubts?" Aiko asked.
Onpu giggled.
There was an awkward silence.
The phone suddenly rang.
"Oh!" Onpu exclaimed, "That's probably Tooru-kun!"
Aiko looked at Hazuki, asleep in Fujio's arms, and then tried to find Doremi, but then heard the fridge slam shut.
"Well, there goes my dinner!"
"What are you talking about?" Leon asked
Aiko sighed, "I was going to eat that steak for dinner"
Leon nodded slowly, "Riiiiight"
Leon yawned, "I'm gonna take a nap" he said, and collapsed on the floor.
Aiko sighed.
"I'm going upstairs, Fujio-kun, want me to take Hazuki-chan with me?" she asked.
Fujio shook his head.
Aiko turned around "Okay, now I'm going to check if Momoko's still alive"
Charmed Ojamajo: Okay, this chapter was a little non-lovey, (From my opinion), I just wanna say what PippElulu and our reviewers keep saying: This is just a little over-rated, Okay, keep reviewing, and read what PippElulu has to say!
PippElulu: Hehehehehe, we like Ojamajos. ... Ah the FLATY 5, how I love them so!
Silence
PippElulu: Nup, not even gonna say it
Charmed Ojamajo: But I want to :(
