"Sasuke-teme punched me for screaming. Can you fix it please Sakura-chan?"
"Alright. Can you tell them about how Sasuke-kun and I got together?"
"Sure!"
So Sasuke- teme was a cold guy. And it seemed like Sakura was starting to give up on him. But! I couldn't let that happen! I dragged teme's sorry ass back. So I NEEDED an Uchiha Naruto! A little boy that had a huge fan club and looks as good as me! But, I asked your Aunt Hinata-chan and she said to just watch, that everything would be all right. So, I did. And here is the proof.
The first sign, my beautiful wife said, for a boy was jealousy. Like, we were at Ichiraku's and this one guy came up and started flirting with Sakura-chan. I mean she had grown a relatively large fan club. So he was just gesturing with his hands and one his hands, to teme, looked like it was about to touch her chest. So he blocked the guy's hand and punched him all the way to the Hokage Tower! He denied he felt anything saying he was just a good teammate.
Then this time Sasuke and I were sparring and it was started to get heated, both of us were running out of shuriken, kunai, and had to start turning on the sharingan and using a hell lot of kage bunshins. Then out of nowhere he pulls this huge ass chidori and sends me to the freakin' forest and I land on lazy ass Shikamaru. So Shikamaru and I walk back about to ask the Uchiha what happened and see him sneaking up on a guy that was approaching Sakura. He grabs the guy breaks his arms, turns his legs to a totally not right positions and sucker punches his in the face. I asked him later and he says the guy looked like he was going to touch Sakura's butt.
He still denied. So then I called in your Aunt Ino. At the time she was dating your Uncle Shikamaru. I told her all about what was happening and all of a sudden, I still have nightmares about his, she has this scary ass look on her face, like her eyes gleaming, this evil smile, she was rubbing her hands together all that. She tells me to drag "Sasuke-kun" over here. So I do. And she grabs him by the collar and says, "If you do not admit your love to Sakura, I will knock you out, haul your ass to your most rabid fan girls, wake you up and leave them to rape you, then while you're being raped, go to the Uchiha mansion, have Sai draw Itachi in lingerie permanently on the walls, need I continue?" Sasuke sighed and said, "Alright you crazy ass bitch, and go work for Ibiki."
So Sasuke goes find Sakura turns her around kisses her and says "I'll pick you up at 7."
"WHAT?!" says Minako. Shinji looks at Naruto wide eyed.
"Oh look at the time. Well, Hinata-chan will be on to me for paperwork so bye. She must have found out that was a kage bunshin by now and is looking for me. Well bye!" said Naruto shunshining away in a poof.
"Was that all real Aunt Sakura?" asked Shinji.
"Sadly yes." She replied. "Well, my lunch break is up. Bye, guys."
"Well, time to go ask Sasuke-san."
"Hope at least one of us makes it back alive."
"Yeah."
