D: I am writing this story mainly to give vent to my need to spout witty disclaimers.


3. Intro. Finally.

"Girls have been disappearing from Hoity-Toity Junior High. The school is frantic. They've hired us to track down the missing girls."

Tsunade looked at Team Gai. "Lee, Gai. You're dismissed."

"But HOKAGE-SAMA-"

"You would not blend in a high school." Unspoken was the thought, 'You hardly even blend in Konoha. Your outfits clash with everything.'

"But our YOUTHFUL VIGOR-"

"Is far too vigorous for this mission. My decision is final."

"Just me and Neji?" Tenten flubbered. "Isn't a four-man team standard?"

"I'll assign you a jounin who will more than make up for the odd number." Tsunade said. "Hatake Kakashi."

"My eternal rival!" Gai's teeth gleamed, "I see you have entrusted my young students with the very best, Hokage-sama!"

"I've obtained fake identities for you, and the school has arranged for Neji and Tenten to be able to share a dorm room."

Looking askance at his team mate, Neji asked,"Are we supposed to be siblings?" She would have to wear white contact lenses, then.

"You, Neji, are supposed to be the next victim. Tenten will be your bodyguard."

"But," Lee piped up, "I thought you said only girls have been disappearing, Hokage-sama."

Tsunade smirked. "Yes, I did."