I'm not sure when this is in Rachel's timeline, but it's after she became the oracle.

Disclaimer: I do not own PJO


Rachel was sitting in her cave, video chatting her friend Stacey on her ApolloPad (an iPad 2) when suddenly two very loud sons of Hermes burst in her room.

"Rachel!" they screamed at her.

Stacey gave her a weird look. "Rachel, what is that?" she said.

"Stacey, I'll call you back in a minute!" Rachel replied, then hung up the chat. She turned towards the Stolls and yelled,

"WHAT!"

"Well, you see, we wanted to see how you make all that ooshy wooshy green gas appear." Travis said.

"The concept has always intrigued us," Connor added.

"First of all, Connor, where did you learn the word intrigued?" Rachel said.

"Actually, I heard Annabeth say it once," was Connor's reply.

Rachel thought for a second and then nodded. "Okay, and second, ooshy wooshy green gas?"

Travis nodded. "Yes, ooshy wooshy green gas. How do you make it?"

"I don't make the green gas, the Oracle does!"

"But how does the Oracle make it?"

"Travis, I DON'T KNOW! Just leave! NOW!"

Connor and Travis looked at her like she was some pyshco villain zombie queen and left the cave.

Rachel picked up her ApolloPad and called Stacey back.

"Sorry, Stacey. You know all about those crazy butlers . . ."


So, I know I told some people that this would be up yesterday, but I couldn't get to a computer. Also, I start school tomorrow, which means an unknown amount of updates. I'm going on a vacation from Thursday to Monday, so no updates then. I can always use some ideas, so review with some! Thanks!