NOTE:: This story is a collaboration of Nami-chan and Miss Hiem, we do not own KH or any of the characters, we do own Mine and Nami, they are our own characters.
2 NOTE:: Mine is pronounced, 'Mee-nay'
-Random Lesson-
Lesson 3: How to enjoy a meal...
Mine, Roxas, Axel and Nami all sat in the hall being absolutely bored. Suddenly an announcement came over the intercom.
"Everyone, for cooking duties today it is Axel's turn...I hope we enjoy..." The intercom turned off, they could hear groaning from down the hall, and Axel looked extremely confused.
"What?" Roxas stared at Axel, and shuddered at a thought. He remembered the last time Axel cooked, it was 13 days ago...
"Roxas why do you look so scared?" Mine asked. Roxas looked at her.
"Have you ever tried charcoal before?"
"No...why"
"Well your about to try some today..."
"Is his cooking really that bad?" Mine asked looking a bit worried about getting food poisoning. Axel got up and stretched.
"Well I guess I should go and start breakfast now." Roxas, and Mine looked at each other worried. Nami followed Axel to the kitchen.
"So Axel what are you going to make?" she said watching him pull out a bunch of ingredients.
"Umm I guess french toast."
"OOO yummy!" Nami said gleefully sitting on the counter.
'Excellent' Axel thought. He continued to cook as Nami watched him closely. Minutes later Nami left because of the smell of smoke. Everyone entered the dinning room waiting for their breakfast, they all sat at their seats. Mine sat beside Roxas and across from Nami who was reading a book. Axel brought out the food and placed a plate in front of everyone. Mine looked at the black hunk of food on her plate, picked it up and felt that it was as hard as a rock.
'This is french toast?' She looked at Nami who was as peaceful as ever, and chucked the food at her head.
"OWW MY HEAD!" Nami shouted, as she held her head in her hands. Everyone looked at her, and started to laugh. Nami looked at her hand, and noticed there was blood.
"AHHHHHH I'm bleeding! What the hell did you do that for?" She picked up her piece of french toast and chucked it at Mine, but actually hit Roxas in the head.
"OWWW!!!" He yelled as everyone else started throwing their food at each other. Xemnas looked around and noticed some one was missing.
"Every one I have terrible news..." everyone stopped in their tracks, "I'm afraid the keyblade wielder Sora, has killed Zexion..." He looked at Nami and Mine and pointed at them. "You guys are next!" They both screamed and left the table, Axel looked at Xemnas who smirked.
"You planned that didn't you?" Xemnas nodded,
"Of course! I mean just watching them run in the leather outfits!" Every one suddenly heard and 'oof' looked over to find Nami on the ground, because she tripped and Mine bending over talking to her. Roxas refused to look, as he noticed every guy starting to blush. Axel grabbed his head and tried to force him to look.
"Look! Look!" Roxas tried to cover his eyes.
"Noooooo I can't." Mine was asking if Nami was okay and started to try helping her up, when suddenly she heard snorting, she turned around to see everybody except for Roxas who was covering his eyes saying
"No I must keep my innocence, I couldn't do that to Mine" and Murlixia covering their noses trying to cover the fact that their noses were bleeding. Nami finally got up and looked at everyone confused. Mine pointed at Murlixia.
"Why isn't your nose bleeding?" Murlixia looked confused then suddenly punched himself in the nose, causing it to bleed.
"Huh? MAN YOU GUYS ARE HOT!!!" He said darting his eyes around the room trying to fit in.
"I KNEW YOU GAY!!!" Mine yelled as she pulled Nami out of the room, still screaming their heads off. Zexion walked in a few minutes later,
"Hey guys" he said in his usual depressing tone. He looked around at the giant mess, and everyone's noses bleeding. "Not gonna ask..." he said walking into the kitchen grabbing cereal.
-2 hours later-
Mine and Nami were sitting in a hallway drawing. Actually Nami was watching Mine draw her graphic novel, called "Randomness Lessoness" when Nami noticed a black and silver haired guy walking down the hall. Nami poked Mine who looked at her.
"Hey check that guy out his hairs all darky like..." Zexion walked pass the two girls then stopped and turned around, and did something he never does. He...smiled...cheerfully!!
"Hey a fellow emo...wanna come with me and do the emo kid song?" Mine smiled back and looked hopeful.
"Do we get tacos?"
"Sure!" Mine jumped up.
"CHA! Lets go!...wait are you Zexion?" he looked confused for a moment then nodded.
"Yeah..." Mine started to scream
"Oh My God, it's the phantom... okay lets go!" as they walked down the hall leaving nami all alone. She started to cry.
"I'M A LONER..." Axel appeared out of a portal, and saw her on the ground, he went to touch her shoulder, totally spazzed out, threw her arms in the air.
"I'M A LONER!!!" Axel looked at her extremely confused. She grabbed him by the collar of his coat, and started to shake him back an forth. "A LONER I TELL YOU A LONER!!!" Roxas came running down the hall.
"What's with all the screaming?" Nami suddenly stopped and looked at Axel, and Roxas, and smiled gleefully.
"YAY I'm not a loner anymore!" Axel and Roxas stood there speechless.
"Uh where's Mine?" Roxas asked looking at the drawing stuff piled on the floor.
"She went with Zexion to do the Emo kid song..."
"With Zexion?" Roxas asked shocked,
"Lets go!" he said grabbing Nami's hand and dragging her down the hall, with Axel following behind closely. After walking for a little while they could hear loud music playing and cheering, they walked to the door where the music was coming from mainly, opened the door to find Zexion and Mine eating tacos, singing along to the Emo kid song, and playing old school Nintendo. They quietly closed the door, and escaped to the Kitchen.
Nami started to jump around!
"Axel Axel I wanna make lunch please?" she asked as she dropped on her knees and beg.
Axel shrugged.
"Fine go ahead..." Nami looked at him and then suddenly jumped up.
"YAAAY!!" she quickly jumped up again, and ran to the closet opening it and grabbing any ingredients. Axel and Roxas watched her as she jumped between the closet and counter.
"Uhh what cha making?" Roxas asked. Staring at the stuff she was putting out on the counter.
"Burritos!" She shouted cheerfully. Suddenly a man with a gun, also had black and silver hair, and also an eyepatch over his eye walked into the room quietly. Axel and Roxas noticed him, and already knew what his business was...teasing the noobies. He pointed his gun to where Nami was standing, and shot. A laser zoomed past Nami's ear. She screamed, and quickly bent down covering her ears. The free shooter pressed his gun against the back of her neck, kneeled down, uncovered her ear, and whispered.
"Little dudette, smells good...ROCK ON!" Nami unplugged her other ear, when suddenly someone else ran into the kitchen.
"XIGBAR!" Nami felt the gun taken away from her neck, and someone pulled her up.
"Are you okay? I'm so sorry!" Nami watched the boy with blue eyes and a blonde mullet apollogize, and suddenly glomped him unexpectedly, causing Axel to gasp.
"Thank you so much...uhh..."
"Demyx..." he smiled, Nami smiled back.
"I'm Nami." Everyone started to enter the dining room, expecting another charcoal meal. But instead found, tortillas, meat, vegetables, sour cream, and salsa out on the table. Zexion, and Mine walked in last laughing, surprising everyone.
"What?!" they both asked as they noticed everyone watching them shocked. Xemnas inspected the food.
"Who made this? This wasn't Axel for sure" Axel glared at him.
"HEY!" Nami slowly raised her hand. Everyone started shoving food in their mouths, as if they hadn't eaten in years. Suddenly Mine jumped out of her chair, knocking it over.
"MEXION FOOD FIGHT!!!!" everyone glared at her with burritos shoved in their mouths.
"It's a fiesta" she quickly sat down on the ground and started to chow down on the burrito in her hand. The meal was done in 15 minutes...Nami timed it herself. Everyone groaned as they realized that Demyx would have to cook, the following day. Which meant it would end up being store bought ramen. And everyone hated ramen except for two but they still, didn't know.
Axel, Nami, Mine, and Roxas, were joined by Demyx, and Zexion as they all played cards in the hall, until they were ready to go to bed. Everyone departed to their owns ways.
"Night!"
-Class Dismissed-
