(AN: I'm switching it to Draco's point of view from now on)

Another oh so glorious day in he- I mean Yokai Academy, my alarm clock started beeping so I accidentally destroy it with my blood claws. "Man I hate it when I do that." I said to myself. Got my ass out of bed, still wearing my mask, a pair of pajama pants and Slipknot t-shirt. "Now to shower, do my morning stretching and eat some breakfast. Then I'll sleep through Nekonome's lectures about cats." I said.

Later after my off screen morning rituals, I walked out of the dorm, all dressed in my usual clothing and saw Tsukune getting his blood sucked by Moka. And now Tsukune runs around in circles like his ass is on fire or something. "You can't treat me like I'm your breakfast!" He said, running off.

"I know you're a vampire and all, but you really need to control that." I said to her.

"I know..." she said, quietly.

"I could've offer you my blood but it's acidic. Not safe for drinking. Sorry. Well I'm to tortu- I mean find Tsukune." I said, but I really wanted to torture the bed wetting doofus.

Later in the woods, I found Tsukune moaning and bitching. "It doesn't hurt that much and she doesn't leave a scar, but still there's no getting around the fact that Moka's a vampire." He said, checking his neck.

"So she used you as breakfast huh?" I said, teleported from out of nowhere, Nightcrawler style(with red blood mist). "You know she's a vampire, she can't help it, might as get use to it."

"Easy for you to say, you're not her blood bank!" He said.

"Goddammit can you tone down your voice? It's like your balls hadn't dropped yet." I said, picking my right ear with my pinky finger. "Besides I could have given her my blood if it isn't acidic."

"But still, what if that other Moka is the real one, though?" He asked in fear.

"The sexy, badass version, you mean? She is." I said.

"What?! How-?!" He asked, panicking but I cut him off.

"The Rosario seals her TRUE self. She even fucking said that right to our faces. Baka(Japanese for idiot)." I said, hitting him in the back of the head when I said "baka".

"Between her and the other students, how am I gonna make it in this scary-ass place!" He said, bawling like a baby.

"No more crying Tsukune. It's very distracting. Don't you worry your candy-ass, it's my job to protect people. Even your sorry punk ass. " I said.

Suddenly, we both heard a girl collapsed, she has blue-hair and she's on the ground on her knees, holding her chest. "Please, help me!" She said.

Tsukune ran around while I'll Bloodported(A/N:think Rain's waterport from Mortal Kombat, with blood) to her. "You aright?" Both Tsukune and I asked.

"It just hit me. I'm so dizzy." She said, looking up, revealing she was as beautiful as Moka at least. Not to mention she had massive jugs! "I'm sorry, but could you give me a hand." She asked.

"Sure thing." I said helping her up.

Then she leaned into Tsukune a little bit, pressing her boobs into him, causing him to freak out again. "Is something wrong?" She asked.

"Um… No, nothing at all! Let's get you to the nurse's office." He said.

We got to about the place where we had an altercation with Saizou. "Sorry I have to put you out this Draco. You too Tsukune." She said.

"Ain't no thing." I said.

"Sure no problem." Tsukune said nervously.

But we just realized something. "How do you know our names?" I asked.

"The girl looked surprised for a minute, but then smiled and waved dismissively. "Oh, don't be silly. We are in the same class after all. In fact, you sit right in front of me, Draco."

"Oh yeah now I remember you." I said.

And so the flashback started, back to when Tsukune dropped his book after learning the school was for monsters and Kurumu looked at him sneakily, then at me.

"See?" She asked Tsukune, looking at the flashback.

"See? What am I supposed to be seeing?" Tsukune asked.

"Please excuse my meatbag 'friend', he can't break the fourth wall." I said.

She started giggling, but suddenly fell forward but I caught her. "You okay, Miss-"I started but she cut me off.

"Kurumu Koruno." She answered weakly. "I'm sorry. It's because of this weird condition I have with my body. Every now and then my breasts sort of cramp up." The bluenette said.

"What! Your breasts?!" Tsukune panicked.

"Seriously, Aono? Is there a time where you don't panic towards female anatomies or anything sexual?" I asked very annoyed.

"Yeah, my breasts, they just get all tight like they're being squeezed or something!" Kurumu said, rubbing them on my chest, which caused some weird-ass bouncing noise.

'Oh god I hope Laura doesn't find out.' I thought keeping my hands to myself.


Meanwhile at the X-Mansion, Laura aka X-23 is twitching like crazy.

"Laura, you okay?" Wolverine asked.

"I don't know, Logan. For some reason wanted maim a blue haired girl." She answered, which rather confused Logan.

'Draco, whatever you're doing bub, it's surely pissing her off!' He mentally raged.


Back to yours truly...

I become pale when I read the lines above me.

"Draco, Tsukune?" She asked.

"Yes?" We both asked.

"Look into my eyes." She said, lifting her head. "Listen to me. I want you two to be my best friends."

"Yes Kurumu! I would love to be friends with you! ." Tsukune said.

"Yeah sure whatever floats your boat." I answered.

"Alright. I want you to-" I interrupted her

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!" I shouted, sounded like the pro wrestler, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. "Listen here, your wiles don't affect me so better luck next time, succubus." I said walking off, not caring for Tsukune.

Speaking of pussy-pillow, Tsukune is hugging her now, not making enough effort to break out of her spell.

"Tsukune, you're such a naughty boy!" She laughed as he now hugged her from behind, his hands close to her boobs.

"Tsukune? What's going on? Who's she?" Moka asked with a heartbroken look on her face.

"Who am I? I'm in their class, we're friends now. Right stud muffin?" She said, looking at Tsukune.

"Sure thing, babe." Tsukune said.

'Tch. I know he knows what going on but he's not even fighting.' I thought.

"Well, we should get going, guys. Because class is about to start." She said, using her charm on Tsukune again, then turned and used it on me again but failed.

"Don't try me, succubus. You're not the first succubus I encountered." I said, referring to Morrigan from the Darkstalkers, as my eyes glowed red with 15 percent of my killer intent pouring out of me.

"One day, Draco. Just like Tsukune, you'll be mine!" Kurumu said in her false bravado and walked away. 'Yeah right, bitch. I belong to Laura.' I thought.

"Wait, Tsukune!" Moka said.

"No. I don't wanna wait for you. I'm tired of being used as a substitute for your breakfast." Tsukune said, shocking Moka and obviously hurting her feelings.

"Oh that's just cold. I'll deal with you later Aono, and I don't care if you are under her spell!" I said. And I can sense him mentally saying that "he's fucked" or "it isn't his fault".

"Isn't really necessary?" Moka asked.

"It is to me, and don't worry he'll live. He's protected by plot armor." I said.

Later in Ms. Nekonome's class, as I predicted earlier this chapter, She was lecturing us about cats and me sleeping, having kinky dreams about Laura."Oh yeah, Laura. I like the way you-" but I got interrupted by the school bell which woke me up. "Aw man. Right before the big finish!" I shouted, getting stares from the other students. "Fuck ya'll lookin' at?" I asked them and they walked away.

In the next scene I walking around listening to Godsmack and saw Kurumu encounter Moka. "I hear you're a vampire, huh? That's what people are saying." Kurumu asked, jumping down, revealing her panties to anyone looking.

"Whoa did you see that?" The perv asked but I thrown a few blood bolts at him.(A/N: think Starfire's starbolts but red.)

"Anyone of you ass clowns wanted to answer that?" I asked with my hands glowing blood red. And the pervs shook their heads no. "Yeah that's what I thought." I said.

"Anyway, I came here to make a declaration of war." Kurumu said to Moka walking a little ways passed her.

"A declaration of war?" Moka repeated, confused.

"Yeah, that's right. I've got this big plan, but you keep messing it up, Moka." She said.

"What plan?" Moka asked, turning her head to look at her.

"Oh, let me explain," She said, backing up, "My plan was to turn all the guys in the school into my personal love harem. And it was working, too, thanks to my booby trap." She said, turning in a way that made her boobs bounce as Moka and I sweatdropped. "Plenty of guys were falling into it-" I interrupt her. "Except me!" I said. "-And why wouldn't they? I am a succubus after all." She said, then in an anime animation, she was prancing in place with guys spinning around her.

"God your ego can put Seto Kaiba's to shame." I said with my arms folded.

"Hey wait a minute, it's against school rules to reveal our monster identity." Moka said.

"Honestly Moka, do you think everyone listen to the school rules?" I asked.

Then she turned her attention to me. "As for you, Draco; you will join me in my harem." She said.

"No can do succubitch. Like I would be in your sausage fest. Besides, I have a girlfriend back home." I said. God I missed her so much!

She just stood there, flabbergasted by my own words. "You dare reject me? No one rejects me!" She said.

"Just did, bitch. Just did." I said, flipping her off.

She now turned her attention to Moka, pressing her boobs into her's(Moka) chest.

"I had it with your man stealing!" She said pointing her finger in her face.

"What? I'm not trying to steal anyone." Moka said with innocence.

"That's why I've stolen Tsukune from you." Kurumu said cockily.

"Speaking of Pussy-pillow, there he is." I said as Tsukune appears out of nowhere.

"Moka!" He said.

"What, Tsukune?" Moka asked harshly.

"No need to be harsh, Moka. He was under a spell after all." I said.

"Moka, look, I'm really sorry for what I said to you this-" He tried to say before being interrupted by Kurumu grabbing him.

"Hey there Tsukune!" She said happily.

"I'm sorry, but I gotta speak to Moka"

This made Kurumu get aggrivated, then forcing Tsukune to look at her and she uses her love charm on him, making him into her puppet again.

"Hey, Moka, Tsukune smells really good, doesn't he? Almost like a human." She said hanging on Tsukune's shoulder.

'Does that mean that-?' I thought.

"But of course we know that a human could never get into this school." She said.

'Oh well. Never mind.' I thought.

"It's a shame that all you do is only use him as a means to drink blood." Kurumu stated

"What? No I don't, Tsukune is my friend." Moka said in defense.

"No I'm not. I'm just just a substitute for your breakfest, Moka, nothing else." Tsukune deadpanned.

"Oh my, that's just awful." Kurumu added.

And just like that, Moka ran away crying.

"Wait, Moka!" I shouted to reach her.

"That's right. Cry home, loser!" Kurumu said smiling.

And that's where I lost it. I punched Tsukune in the face so hard and make him fall to the floor. Kurumu was scared shitless after what I just did. I planted my right boot to his chest and I was charging my blood bolt. "You have five seconds to get away or he's dead.." I said darkly.

"But wait I-" she started.

"One."I counted slowly.

And she took off like Quicksilver and took the helpless meat puppet with her to patch him up to the school's infirmary.

Meanwhile we see Moka was outside behind the school in a ball crying.

"So, is that all it takes to send you packing?" A voice echoed from somewhere.

Moka looked up and looked around and she didn't see anybody.

Her rosary then glowed brightly.

"You?" Moka questioned.

"That girl back there was a succubus. A powerful one. She placed Tsukune under her spell. We have to hurry before she's able to kiss him." Inner Moka said.

"What, why?" She asked.

"Because whomever a succubus kisses, that person become their slave for eternity. She'll drain the life out of Tsukune until he dies." Inner Moka explained. "You have to hurry and stop her."

Meanwhile at the school's infermary...

"Yahoohoo! I did it! In your face, Moka!" Kurumu shouted in celebration of her bittersweet victory and started dancing.

(A/N: I'm going to skip the part dialoge between Kurumu and Tsukune because I'm lazy. So sue me)

Kurumu sprouted her bat wings and tail, causing Tsukune to scream like a little girl and ready to kill him till I broke the door off its hinges. "Here's Johnny!" I said with both blood swords in each hand.

"Draco? You came to save me?" Tsukune asked.

"Yeah saving your candy-ass ain't charity work. You'll have to pay me after this." I said, taking the page out of Deathstroke and Deadpool's book. My two heroes.

Then Moka came in and pushed Kurumu out the window. "I came to save you Tsukune." She said.

"Moka!" He shouted.

"Alright good now get your asses out of here before-" Suddenly, she came flying back and wrapped her tail around Tsukune's neck, flying out of the window. Moka grabbed onto him and was yanked out and then I go after them.

"Tsukune, are you okay?" Moka asked.

"Yeah." Tsukune answered weakly as Kurumu dropped down.

"Excellent. Now I get to kill you both!" She laughed evilly.

"Think again, bitch!" I said as I dropkick her from out of nowhere. "Good thing I watched a lot of pro wrestling." But unfortunately that move didn't put her down for long She came flying back, swinging her claws savagely. "MOVE, BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!" I shouted, tackling them to the ground. I turned around to see the trees fall as they were sliced.

"She cut through those trees like they were butter!" Tsukune said in a scared tone.

"So she thinks she's safe flying? Guess it's up to me now." I said as my black metallic dragon wings sprouted from my back and flew straight at Kurumu. "Not so tough now are ya?"

"Now you're pissing me off!" Kurumu shouted flying towards me.

"Good. Taste these!" I shouted firing off barrages of blood blades and blood bolts at her. Then I created a blood bo staff and smack her with it sending her falling to a nearby tree. I saw Moka has her rosary remove by Tsukune. "I guess you want to finish this?" I asked.

"You never cease to amaze me, Dragon. And yes, I'll take it from here." The Inner Moka said.

"Sure why not? Kill the bitch." I said.

"With pleasure." She said.

Suddenly Tsukune in all his idiotic glory, just stood there in front of Kurumu preventing the badass Moka from trying to kill her. "Wait! Why did you do this, Kurumu?" Tsukune asked.

"Who gives a fuck? I don't." I said.

"I did it to keep my race alive. We Succubae are few in number, so in order for our race to survive, we need to carefully pick our destined one out of a large pool of men we seduce with our love charm." She explained.

"Well, she had a good reason for it. We've done enough; she seems like a good person deep down. Let's be friends with her, okay? Like the three of us. You can never have to many friends." Tsukune said.

I glare at him with my eyes glowing red. "You're lucky you're Moka's vending machine, or I'll blood bend you into a pretzel the next time you make a friendship speech. This ain't a My Little Pony fan fiction." I said.

Moka was about to put her rosary back on but I asked her a question. "When you do those high kicks of yours, are you aware that you're wearing a skirt?" I asked her while smirking beneath my mask. Moka, in her irritation, aimed a kick at me, but I dodged it. She placed the rosary on her choker and allowed the seal to do its job.

The next day...

"The Rosary spoke to you?" Tsukune asked.

"Yeah, it's weird, huh." Maybe the seal's getting weaker or something." Moka wondered.

"Weird. You know, she may not think it, but you're both my friends. I couldn't bear to be without either Moka, so if you wanna suck my blood, it's fine by me." Tsukune said.

"Make another speech about friendship again Aono, see what happens!" I said with my hands glowing blood red.

"Morning!" Kurumu shouted happily coming out of nowhere.

"What now, Kurumu?" I asked slightly annoyed.

"I baked some cute little cookies for us. How about you and I eat them together?" She asked.

"Why?" I asked.

"Oh, come on, I already told you I was looking for my one and only destined partner for life right?" She said, wiggling back and forth, to which we all nodded. "Well, I've decided it's you, my dear Draco!"

"WHAT?! Why me?! After all I did to you? I even called you a bitch multiple times!"

"Well I do love a man who treats me so roughly!" She said and I was flabbergasted.

"What is wrong with you?! Did that battle cause you to be brain dead or something?!" I asked.

"Oh Draco. You're so funny!" She said.

"Wait! Draco is with me, just like Tsukune!" Moka said.

"What the- you can only have one of us, better to stick with him." I said, pointing at Aono.

"Well, I'm not sure who I'll choose yet. You may not be as sweet as Tsukune, but you're more protective and dependable." She said.

"Hey, have I ever mentioned that I have a mutant girlfriend?" I said. 'I got 99 problems, and these chicks is one of them.' I thought.